"Your eyes are practically popping out."
Qi Shiyun spared a sliver of attention and remembered to send Lianshan Xin a voice transmission.
Lianshan Xin felt wronged. "I'm only a wisp of a divided soul. Where would I get eyeballs?"
"Enjoying the view?"
"Yes... ahem, Shiyun, I don't understand what you're talking about."
Lianshan Xin felt that Qi Shiyun had no Martial Virtue, deliberately targeting his weakness like this.
What red-blooded man could withstand such a test?
She had really gone too far.
"Isn't making me turn into you to seduce Gong Yuyi going too far? Neither my upbringing nor my own moral standards allows me to do something like that."
Lianshan Xin's words earned nothing but a scoff from Qi Shiyun. "Are you serious?"
"This could constitute a crime," Lianshan Xin said earnestly.
"We're the Nine Heavens. The outer court's laws have no jurisdiction over us."
Lianshan Xin: "..."
The Nine Heavens were badass.
"Besides, Gong Yuyi isn't like Tang Huansha."
"How is she different?"
"Tang Huansha is devoted to me alone. Gong Yuyi later decided she wanted to like men. Utterly shameless."
Lianshan Xin: "?"
"Gong Yuyi said she always felt it was strange for two women to be together. She'd already traveled the mountains and rivers with me and tricked me into falling for her, and then she pulled this. Anyway, she wants to like men, and you're a man. By doing this, I'm helping fulfill her wish."
Lianshan Xin: "???"
He thought there was nothing wrong with Gong Yuyi. Qi Shiyun was the one with a problem.
"Go on. I have faith in you. With my face, you'll win women's hearts with half the effort."
Lianshan Xin felt that Qi Shiyun had mistaken her Mind-Reading Ability for her own ability.
Without her Mind-Reading Ability, he certainly didn't