My Charm Only Works on Bad Women
Chapter 5

Very Good, Very Scientific!

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Sword light flashed before his eyes. Without a word, Xiao Bai turned and ran, moving like the wind, never looking back.

It was instinct.

As he fled for his life, Xiao Bai cursed his loose mouth.

Why did he have to bring up some Monkey Demon?

She was, after all, an elder of a prestigious orthodox sect. How could she bend the law for personal gain and let off an evil demon like him?

Xiao Bai ran and ran through the winding stone tunnels, which seemed like a Klein Bottle with no end.

Just as he was about to escape the fragrant, muddy cave entrance, he was suddenly siphoned back by an invisible force.

When he entered the palace for the second time, Xiao Bai came in lying down.

Before he could react, his body was tightly bound to a long black stone table with bamboo-strip ropes.

His padded clothes had vanished without a trace, leaving only a strip of cloth to preserve his modesty.

Xiao Bai sensed that something was wrong.

The smooth tabletop, the icy touch, and the bamboo needles, knives, scissors, Medicine Pouch placed beside it...

No matter how he looked at it, it resembled an operating table!

Xiao Bai suddenly woke up to the truth. You were going to dissect your own husband!

With things having come to this, Xiao Bai was powerless to resist. He could only force himself to stay calm, maintain his masculine charm, and arrogantly mused:

"Wife, could you give me anesthetic first?"

Master Yuhu held a silver sword. Her face showed no anger, yet the breath she exhaled was cold.

Beneath the light wrapping of gauze, her fair, tender, and voluptuous figure lost its seductive charm and abruptly became cool and restrained. She possessed the peerless beauty and immortal bearing of one who rarely smiled.

One word: breathtaking!

"Do not worry. The Butcher's Sword Technique can kill without pain. Wherever the blade points, the five senses shall vanish."

Yuhu said so.

Kill without pain...

The moment Xiao Bai heard that, every hair on his body stood on end in fright.

Only then did he realize that he had married a perverted female doctor in the Cultivation World!

"Save—"

Before he could finish shouting for help, a white gleam sealed Xiao Bai's mouth.

His sight and hearing vanished along with it.

Fortunately, his consciousness remained.

In a daze, Xiao Bai felt an icy blade tip slicing open his belly.

Yet it did not hurt at all...

The sword tip went straight to his lower abdomen, stopping at the dantian outer wall.

"Strange..."

Yuhu furrowed her brows.

The medicinal power of the Heart-Returning Powder had actually left a faint dharma seal upon the dantian outer wall!

She tried lightly brushing the dantian wall with the sword tip, injecting spiritual power to test the seal's strength.

The result... the sword tip could not destroy the dharma seal.

Nor could the injected sword spirit activate the medicinal power.

This meant that the medicinal power no longer had anything to do with her. It had completely become Xiao Bai's own power.

After carefully examining Xiao Bai's bone age and Dantian Age, Yuhu confirmed—

This man truly was only a little over twenty, and his cultivation was merely at the Fetal Breath Realm!

How was that possible?

For one fleeting moment, she even wanted to cut open Xiao Bai's dantian and see for herself.

Unfortunately, her husband was currently only at the Fetal Breath Realm. She could not guarantee that after cutting open a Fetal Breath Realm dantian, she would be able to restore it intact without damaging his cultivation potential.

Such an attempt would have to wait until her husband reached the Golden Core Realm, at the very least!

At that thought, Yuhu suddenly found it somewhat unbelievable.

She was actually hoping that a man with the Heavenly Waste Talent of Balanced Five Elements could cultivate all the way to the Golden Core Realm...

What is wrong with me?

For some reason, she felt the girlish excitement of a startled deer crashing about in her heart.

Meanwhile, atop the cold stone table.

Xiao Bai felt as though the one lying on the table was not himself, but someone else.

It was as if he had become severed from the world.

He understood.

While this demoness was teaching him the Butcher's Sword Technique, she was also examining his body.

Balanced Five Elements, bizarre charm, rising one level overnight, immunity to all poisons...

With all these bizarre things laid out before her, it would have made no sense for her not to examine his body.

Very good!

Very scientific!

One day, when I turn the tables and become the master, I will definitely tie you up hand and foot and punish you properly!

As he thought this, a long-lost mechanical voice cleaved into Xiao Bai's mind.

Ding—Congratulations, Host, for learning the Butcher's Sword Technique imparted by the Female Lead. It has automatically been deduced to max level. Please raise your cultivation as soon as possible to unleash this sword technique's greatest power!

With the sword technique in hand, Xiao Bai was finally relieved.

As the saying went, one could not catch a wolf without sacrificing the child.

Only by daring to be flayed alive could one learn a sword technique!

Although the Butcher's Sword Technique required a higher cultivation level to unleash its greatest power.

For now, it was still an excellent tool for everyday chopping of melons and vegetables, slaughtering chickens, and cutting bamboo.

If he encountered attacks from low-level cultivators or demon beasts, perhaps he could devise a sneak attack and kill them in a single blow.

Xiao Bai felt that the Butcher's Sword Technique was not only efficient at killing people, but also terrifying for scaring them.

If someone displeased him, he could slash them dozens of times in a flash. The other party might not even suffer a level-two disability, and the Heavenly Origin Dao Laws would have no grounds to touch him.

He could hack from the Southern Heavenly Gate to Penglai East Road for three days and three nights; aside from slightly dry eyes, he would not kill a single person.

If Hua Qiang had possessed this kind of blade technique, then no matter how Sarilang screamed herself hoarse, he would not have ended up getting caught.

Xiao Bai slowly opened his eyes.

He did not dare look at his somewhat damaged body and could only gaze up at his wife's peerless immortal beauty.

At this moment.

The demoness's watery eyes no longer held any cool detachment. They contained only shock at having her worldview overturned, curiosity... and faint excitement.

Her eyes had already taken on his shape.

Xiao Bai's confidence instantly swelled, and he smiled.

"Many thanks to Elder for imparting the technique. The Butcher's Sword Technique is truly exquisite."

He had forgotten that he had not yet been bandaged.

Only after the words left his mouth did he feel a slight trace of pain...

"The sword wounds have not been stitched yet."

Yuhu smiled and chided him.

She had not expected Xiao Bai to suddenly speak...

Unhurriedly, she tore off a strip of gauze from her left arm and prepared to bandage Xiao Bai.

Her smooth right shoulder gave off a natural fragrance.

Her gaze rippled like moonlight over a still lake, utterly bewitching.

"What an exceedingly monkey-like man."

PS: Considering that some readers might not be able to accept it, the detailed surgical process has been removed from this chapter...

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