My Charm Only Works on Bad Women
Chapter 66

Ling Zhouyue Two-in-One, Bonus Chapter for Alliance Master Input Password, Parts One and Two!

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As a literary plagiarist, copying Li Bai's "Bring in the Wine" in a pleasure house to pick up girls perhaps wasn't quite appropriate.

But Xiao Bai was no artsy youth either. At his age, he could only remember a scant few poems.

The reason he remembered "Bring in the Wine" so clearly was that some Chinese teacher had once punished him by making him copy it a hundred times.

Not only could he remember it, he could write it smooth as silk!

If he hadn't remembered "Bring in the Wine," he could only have used "Goose, Goose, Goose" to pick up girls right now...

But if it was signed with One Sword Fox's name, the poem seemed especially fitting.

Every line in the poem was about wine, such as: "When life goes well, one must make merry to the fullest; do not let a golden cup face the moon empty. Heaven gave me talents that must be put to use; though a thousand gold is spent, it will return again."

Weren't those two lines describing One Sword Fox?

If not for having copied "Bring in the Wine" a hundred times, Xiao Bai would have held Li Bai in great reverence.

If Li Bai had transmigrated into the Cultivation World, he might have become a Sword God of his generation too—Xiao Bai would accomplish that mission for Li Bai.

Xiao Bai wrote in crooked strokes while letting his imagination run wild.

He had never practiced calligraphy, so he could only hide his ugly handwriting by writing messily.

One Sword Fox plopped down on the corner of the desk, crossing her plump thighs.

She drank from the wine jug as she watched Xiao Bai write poetry through bleary, drunken eyes.

Perhaps she had drunk too much, but she kept feeling that Xiao

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