Battle Through the Heavens: I, Hai Bodong, Am Destined for Godhood
Chapter 29

Corpse Tribe

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At Liu Shuangshuang's mockery,

Fatty Liu, who knew the truth,

could only scratch his head.

Then, smiling awkwardly, he said to Zhou Xiao'an,

"Hehe! Xiao'an!"

"Our Corpse Tribe's Corpse Chief..."

"Isn't so easy to become!"

"Any member of the Corpse Tribe who becomes Corpse Chief..."

"Either made enormous contributions to the Corpse Tribe, or passed the Corpse Tribe Elder's test."

"In short..."

"You need exceptional talent!"

"I never expected your Corpse Tribe to be so organized and disciplined! Do you think I have the talent to be Corpse Chief?"

Zhou Xiao'an said, half-jokingly.

"Hehe, Xiao'an! Actually, that's exactly why I came looking for you today!"

Seeing that Zhou Xiao'an did not reject the Corpse Tribe,

Fatty Liu got to the point.

After clearing his throat twice, he continued,

"Word has already spread through the Corpse Tribe about how you entered the Divine Relic in the Wuyi Mountains."

"The Corpse Tribe has eyes and ears everywhere in this country. There are even people in Bureau 107 working for us."

Hearing Liu Fugui's words, Zhou Xiao'an secretly thought,

No wonder that fat bastard said I was doing well earlier! After all, I'm a team leader in Bureau 107 now!

Fatty Liu took another couple of bites of pizza before continuing,

"Hehe! The fact that you made it out of the Divine Relic alive already proves what you're capable of!"

"Besides, you're now the owner of this Ancient Ring! My dad hopes you'll join our side."

"And accomplish great things with the Liu Family in the future!"

"Of course, we won't treat you badly!"

Zhou Xiao'an had already wanted to join the Corpse Tribe.

He had not expected Fatty Liu to come and invite him himself.

Just days ago,

he had not had the slightest clue how to go about it.

Yet now, things were progressing so quickly.

Seeing that Fatty Liu needed something from him, he thought, This is too good an opportunity to miss.

So, he deliberately put on a hesitant expression.

After thinking for a moment, he slowly said,

"Sure! But I have two conditions."

Fatty Liu had long known that Zhou Xiao'an had joined Bureau 107 not long ago and become one of the state's people.

But he had not expected him to agree so readily. He was instantly overjoyed.

So he hurriedly asked Zhou Xiao'an,

"Go ahead! What conditions?"

"As long as we can do it..."

"We'll definitely agree!"

Hearing this, Zhou Xiao'an unhurriedly said, "My first condition is that you have to find a way to cure my mother's illness."

"As for my second condition, from now on, you and your sister must do whatever I tell you."

Unlike Liu Fugui, who had been prepared for this, the proud and haughty Liu Shuangshuang's expression changed at once after hearing Zhou Xiao'an's conditions.

Her large eyes flashed with a cold gleam.

Then, she raised a finger

and pointed it at Zhou Xiao'an's face as she said,

"Rambutan! You really know how to joke! I'd like to see what you're actually capable of!"

Before she had even finished speaking, Liu Shuangshuang's finger suddenly lengthened like a slender steel rod.

It pierced straight through Zhou Xiao'an's chest.

In an instant, a flash of red appeared, and the blood pouring from Zhou Xiao'an's chest stained the white tablecloth crimson.

Because the puncture wound was so large,

his blood quickly splattered all over the floor.

Seeing the blood on the ground and Liu Shuangshuang's terrifying half-meter-long finger, several female waitstaff began screaming in horror.

One particularly timid waitress even fainted on the spot onto the restaurant floor.

Then, with a swish,

Liu Shuangshuang pulled her finger

out of Zhou Xiao'an's body.

Once it returned to its original length, her little hand became soft and lovely again.

Then, with her dainty little tongue,

she licked the blood off her finger.

Looking at Zhou Xiao'an disdainfully, she said,

"Tch! I thought you were supposed to be impressive! You couldn't even dodge my Finger Spike, yet you dared to talk so big!"

"Hehe! Listen to yourself..."

"Anzai has entered a Divine Relic before!"

"How could he get hurt so easily?"

"He just couldn't be bothered to dodge!"

"Isn't that right, Anzai?"

Seeing this, Fatty Liu hurriedly tried to smooth things over with a smile.

He inwardly complained that his sister was too rash and willful.

If Zhou Xiao'an got angry and refused to take them to Star City, his father would chew him out again.

At the same time, Zhou Xiao'an said nothing.

He stared blankly at the hole in his chest.

Blood continued to pour from it, and he began coughing up blood as well.

Before long, even his clothes and crotch had been soaked through with blood.

"Come on, Anzai! Stop acting!"

"Hurry up and stop the bleeding! Those waitresses have it hard enough already—they'll have to mop the floor later!"

Seeing this, Fatty Liu still naturally assumed that Zhou Xiao'an was joking with them.

"Call... 120...!"

Zhou Xiao'an said with all the strength he had.

After saying that, his eyes rolled back, and his entire body collapsed onto the floor.

"Ah...! Murder!"

"The monster killed someone!"

Seeing this, one of the waitresses immediately screamed hysterically as she fled from the restaurant.

The other diners in the restaurant also descended into chaos.

After a burst of screams, crashing tables and chairs, and shattering plates, only the three of them remained in the restaurant.

Then, the Liu siblings

stood beside the fallen Zhou Xiao'an, staring at each other.

"Hahahaha!"

Liu Shuangshuang suddenly clapped and burst into laughter.

Her pretty little face bloomed like a peach blossom as she said,

"Brother, this guy is so much fun!"

"But did he really die just like that?"

"That shouldn't be possible! Dad said that anyone who enters a Divine Relic and doesn't die has an Indestructible Body!"

Fatty Liu muttered in confusion.

"We should leave quickly!"

"The police will be here any moment!"

"Let's take him home first!"

Liu Fugui paused, then continued.

As soon as he finished speaking, Fatty Liu began using his Corpse Tribe ability.

First, he opened his mouth.

Very quickly, his mouth opened wider and wider.

In the end, it became as large as a hippopotamus's mouth.

After Liu Fugui opened

his mouth wide enough,

Zhou Xiao'an's body was swallowed whole by that enormous mouth.

And after swallowing Zhou Xiao'an, Fatty Liu's stomach instantly expanded to twice its size.

At that moment, even the clothes he was wearing split open, exposing his huge belly.

He looked almost like the "world's fattest man" one could search up online.

To avoid trouble,

the two of them left the restaurant before the police arrived.

One fat and one thin,

one ugly and one beautiful, walking down the street together,

they instantly formed a striking contrast that drew plenty of stares and pointing from passersby.

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