I'm still dealing with things over here...
Not one of them gives me a moment's peace. What kind of messes have they made? Can you just execute the empress's nephew on a whim?
Fine, you executed him, but why didn't you come wipe your own ass afterward?!
That bastard Ximen Lie wouldn't come back, leaving me here to get sprayed with spit from head to toe. Does he think I've got it easy...?
You Dongtian, you stirred up this mess, so go play your own games! Besides, my clone is already over there wiping your ass, and you actually want my original self to go too?
After this internal upheaval, nothing's keeping me in Capital City. I'm heading back to the Southern Army Corps to be the marshal as soon as I can!
Fuck it, whoever wants to come back can come back...
Then I'll grab some imperial relatives and execute them for fun too, so you can all savor the wonderful taste of wiping someone else's ass.
See just how deliciously agonizing it is!
You Dongtian was dumbfounded on the other end. He couldn't get away, but Nan Zhengqian had no time either.
What am I supposed to do now?
Suddenly, he remembered something. "Nan Zhengqian, you got blacklisted after reporting the setup to Uncle Zuo... Huh, that just reminded me. What exactly did you report?"
On the other end, Minister Nan paused, seemingly assigning work, then hurriedly said, "Handle it as you see fit."
Then he hung up.
He wiped away his cold sweat.
What did I report... How could I tell you?
You Dongtian held the phone and listened to the busy tone. He smacked his lips, unable to stop himself from muttering, "I definitely got saddled with the blame..."
He paced around twice, still feeling rather