Zuo Xiaonian watched him put on his act with a cool, aloof expression, her arms folded and her chin raised.
Anyway, whatever he asked for, the answer was two words: no chance!
After making a fuss for ages, Zuo Xiaoduo finally gave up. His eyes rolled around, and he said, "Nian Nian Cat... that Youth-Preserving Pill of yours..."
"What did you call me?" Zuo Xiaonian's face abruptly stiffened, a layer of frost sweeping down over it.
"Sister Nian Nian!"
Zuo Xiaoduo put on a shamelessly sweet smile.
"Hmph!"
"That Youth-Preserving Pill of yours... you haven't taken it yet, have you?" Zuo Xiaoduo asked.
"Why?" Of course Zuo Xiaonian hadn't taken it yet.
She always felt she hadn't reached her most perfect stage yet. How could she take it so lightly?
"Good. Aren't we going to take the Nine Heavens Spirit Spring tonight..." Zuo Xiaoduo said furtively.
"Hmm? It's not time for that spirit spring yet. I still need to consolidate my cultivation." Zuo Xiaonian frowned. What was this brat up to?
"I've got something good here."
Zuo Xiaoduo took out the Pure Water Jade Lotus he had treasured. "This!"
"What a beautiful flower." Zuo Xiaonian's eyes lit up.
"It's for eating. This thing is called the Pure Water Jade Lotus."
Zuo Xiaoduo chuckled, leaned closer, and lowered his voice, waggling his eyebrows. "I heard that once you eat this, even your poop won't stink anymore..."
Thump!
Zuo Xiaoduo was instantly kicked flying.
Her face flushed crimson, Zuo Xiaonian glared furiously at Zuo Xiaoduo and roared, also keeping her voice low, "Don't you feel guilty saying things like that in front of such a pretty little fairy?"
"I'm telling the truth!" Zuo Xiaoduo cried indignantly. "Ask Mom and Dad if you don't believe me."
"Hmph."
Holding the flower, Zuo Xiaonian was