A Change in Physiognomy!

The burly man grew even more bewildered.

What was wrong with this guy?

Had he gone mad?

After spending all that time choosing, he had finally picked this!?!?

"How much for this?" Zuo Xiaoduo picked up a tiny gourd between his fingers.

"...That one's cheap," the burly man said weakly. "Two for one yuan!"

"That's way too expensive."

Zuo Xiaoduo's eyes widened. "You're opening your lion's maw awfully wide. I bought these online last year-four hundred for fifty yuan. Throwing out prices like that, are you trying to smash your own shop sign...?"

The burly man was even more speechless.

After a long while and a grueling round of haggling, Zuo Xiaoduo finally secured the order at the exorbitant price of ten for one yuan.

"Make a thousand of this kind, a thousand of this kind, and a thousand of this kind too. And these seven or eight kinds-make a thousand of each. Make sure the quality's good. Don't try to fob me off. Fobbing me off means smashing your own shop sign!"

"I'm telling you, if you dare fob me off, I'll hire over a hundred old ladies over a hundred years old to block your doorstep every day! The kind who'll topple over if you breathe on them!"

Chapter 93: A Change in Physiognomy!

The burly man had only one feeling now: utterly drained.

Ten thousand pieces altogether-a thousand-yuan job, tops-and you've wasted so much of my goddamn time!!!

This really was the first time I'd ever met a freak like this!

We haven't even done the damn deal yet, and his threats have already scared the piss and shit out of me.

And if you're showing off, just say you're showing off. What was all that "one of a kind in the whole world" crap... bullshit!

*Do