"Fortune turns in circles, mountains and rivers meet again. If the mountain won't turn, the water will; if the water won't turn, my heart will. If you won't turn, I will..." Zuo Xiaoduo hummed.
"When I get back, I'll make a few photocopies of this. I'll definitely keep several backups online, in email and so on, too. Hmm, I'll send those guys a few copies as well. If I kick the bucket, you can give it to them. Especially this young lady, the Governor's daughter. If I kick the bucket, give it to her. Getting into her good graces would be good for you too, wouldn't it?"
"Right, that settles it. I'm very happy to have met you three new friends today. Teng Hao, Xiao Fei, Han Ping... right? Very good, very good. From now on, we're all one family, laying our hearts bare to each other. I'll enjoy the blessings, and you three will shoulder the disasters. From now on, we'll ride our horses freely through this mortal world and soar together. Just thinking about it gets me going."
Teng Hao, Xiao Fei, Han Ping: "..."
Their guts were swollen with regret. The Governor's daughter was actually among them? Now we're... well and truly trapped.
Zuo Xiaoduo paced. "Your Boss Zuo is a little short on cash right now. If you know what's good for you, get me some more. Robbery is a skilled trade. You should use a little strategy in the future. Hmm, I like those crisp, brand-new bills, the kind with consecutive serial numbers."
All three wanted to die now.
What kind of person was this?
*After robbing people, did we have to sell the loot, then go to the bank and exchange the money for... crisp new bills with consecutive serial numbers? Did the damn