This made it all the more unbearable for Zuo Changlu.
"Those names your godfather came up with have utterly disgraced eight generations of his ancestors..." Zuo Changlu sighed deeply.
"What kind of rubbish is this..."
Then he said, "This Silk Rain, Light Rain, Moderate Rain, Heavy Rain, Torrential Rain... give all of those to Xiao Nian. The others are more suited to Xiao Duo. Mm, once you've mastered them, teach them to each other. That should bring you even greater benefits."
"Yes."
"Also, the names of these techniques... change them yourselves. Just looking through them so far has made me want to throw up even last night's dinner..."
Zuo Changlu looked thoroughly rueful. "So fucking cultured..."
"Oh, and those hammer techniques and whatnot-there's no need to teach them to your Sister Xiao Nian. If your Sister Xiao Nian started swinging a massive hammer..."
At this point, never mind Zuo Xiaoduo-even Zuo Changlu shuddered.
That sight... would truly be too beautiful, too searing to the eyes!
He dared neither imagine it nor look at it.
Zuo Xiaoduo and Zuo Xiaonian both looked thoroughly creeped out.
"Right, some inheritance jade slips are single-use. In a moment, choose a technique-transmission jade slip to try first and check whether it's single-use."
Zuo Changlu reminded them, "Start with the lowest-grade one. I suspect the contents of these jade slips are all extraordinarily profound. Be sure to exercise caution when you try."
"Then I'll go first," Zuo Xiaonian said.
She feared that Zuo Xiaoduo, having only just broken through, might suffer problems if he endured another massive impact on his spiritual sense. It would be better for her, with her more substantial cultivation and higher realm, to try instead, so she naturally volunteered.
She picked up one of the jade slips marked "Silk Rain Sword" and