"These have heaven and earth, sun and moon, mountains and rivers on them..."
Wu Tiejiang desperately tried to steer him.
"Exactly, exactly. Heaven and earth, sun and moon, yin and yang, the cosmos, wind and clouds, stars, the realm, mountains and rivers-they encompass everything..."
Zuo Changlu was muttering too, clearly trying to give his son a hint.
A hint to choose a commanding name worthy of this divine artifact.
"Then... how about the Heaven and Earth Hammers?"
Zuo Xiaoduo sounded him out.
"Good."
"The Heaven and Earth Sun and Moon Hammers?"
"Very good!"
"The Heaven and Earth Sun and Moon Yin and Yang Hammers?"
"That works too!"
Zuo Xiaoduo frowned, putting on a look of deep contemplation.
Zuo Changlu and Wu Tiejiang exchanged knowing smiles, both immensely gratified. As long as their explicit hints had not gone to waste.
The boy had not insisted on having his own way after all.
Zuo Xiaoduo took out a small dagger and slit both his wrists. Blood dripped onto the two great hammers, one on either side, and was immediately absorbed.
The two great hammers took nearly a bowlful of fresh blood before they stopped absorbing it.
Zuo Xiaoduo placed both hands on the hammer handles, pressing his bleeding wounds against them, and spoke with a radiant expression.
"As your master, I name you... the Heaven and Earth Sun and Moon..."
Zuo Changlu and Wu Tiejiang let out long sighs of relief.
Then they heard Zuo Xiaoduo continue, "...Nine-Nine Kitty Hammers!"
"Pfft!"
"Pfft!"
Both big shots spat out their tea and froze in unison.
Motherfucker!
Right at the very end, he still had to tack those words on! Just how deep did this obsession run?!
Both felt as though ten thousand divine beasts were stampeding through their hearts, trampling back and forth.
Zuo