Zuo Xiaonian was terribly bashful. "No..."
Zuo Xiaoduo's wolfish nature erupted, and he lunged forward to pin her down. "Where do you think you're running..."
He even let out a lecherous laugh. "Wahahahahahahahaha..."
Smack!
A heavy slap landed on Zuo Xiaoduo's backside, and a clear voice asked, "What are you laughing at?"
Rolling over and opening his eyes, Zuo Xiaoduo was astonished to find Zuo Xiaonian really standing beside his bed. His eyes lit up, and he burst out laughing. "Nian Nian Cat, come on, let's enter the bridal chamber..."
He lunged forward and hugged Zuo Xiaonian, even pinning her to the bed.
Zuo Xiaonian flew into a rage. How could she submit willingly? A few punches and kicks left him aching all over. With another kick, Zuo Xiaoduo flew through the air, thudded against the wall, then crashed solidly to the floor...
That hurt!
Only then did Zuo Xiaoduo finally wake up properly. He let out a strange cry. "Th-this isn't a dream?!"
Her face scarlet, Zuo Xiaonian climbed off the bed and pinned Zuo Xiaoduo down, striking the very pose of Wu Song fighting the tiger. "Little Doggo, you've really grown a dog's gall now..."
As she spoke, her little fist was about to fall again.
Zuo Xiaoduo instantly lost his nerve and begged for mercy repeatedly. "Sister Nian Nian... I really was dreaming just now, really... I'm not lying... I even dreamed of a dragon, and a phoenix. The phoenix turned into a little kitty..."
"I'll teach you to dream! To dream of all those strange things!"
Zuo Xiaonian hauled Zuo Xiaoduo up and dragged him straight to the faucet. She turned it on and gave him a thorough dousing in cold water. "Awake yet? Awake yet?"
"I'm awake, I'm awake..."
Zuo Xiaoduo wanted to cry but