"From now on, this dorm has five rules: 1, you can't bring anyone into the dorm. 2, you can't take your clothes off in the dorm. 3, you can't snore in your sleep. 4, you can't talk to me. 5, you're responsible for cleaning the dorm. If you understand, I'll allow you to move in."
Damn, there's school bullying too.
As expected of Shrek.
On his first day at Shrek, Lu Yu finally witnessed the rumored "those who don't dare stir up trouble are mediocrities." This was when he had to hit back hard. If he didn't fight back, he was a mediocrity, and wouldn't others bully him mercilessly from then on?
Before fighting, he would sneak a look at her build.
Lu Yu stole a glance. Damn, triple martial souls? Were updates coming this fast now? Even triple martial souls were out.
Her first martial soul was the Light Goddess Butterfly?
What was going on? A girl disguised as a boy sneaking into the boys' dorm too? That was outrageous.
Lu Yu naturally recognized the Light Goddess Butterfly martial soul. It was a second-level god's god-bestowed martial soul, after all, and counted as a top-tier martial soul in strength. When he played this martial soul in his previous life, as long as his progress wasn't too slow, he could go straight to becoming a second-level god.
It counted as a speedrun build: become a second-level god early and use that speed to suppress and beat up everyone else who had yet to become gods.
Although his opponent was a girl, that was no reason to bully others. Lu Yu checked her second martial soul.
Damn, the Clear Sky Hammer! She was even from a great hidden sect.
The Clear Sky Hammer was a fierce martial soul. Want strength? It had strength. Want speed? It had strength. Want defense? It had strength. Want control? It had strength. On top of that, it had self-created soul skills like Disorder Splitting Wind Hammer, Clear Sky Nine Absolutes, and Great Sumeru Hammer. What a complete wheelchair build.
Now for the third martial soul... damn, the Sea God!
The third martial soul fragment was a phantom holding the Golden Trident. Lu Yu knew that phantom well: it was the in-game model of Sea God Tang San.
When he saw the Sea God martial soul, Lu Yu discovered that his own martial soul had issued him a warning. Absorbing this martial soul might not end well...
Lu Yu looked at the Blue-Haired Pervert Girl before him.
Then who was she? Tang San's daughter? Or his granddaughter?
Lu Yu froze. How had simply attending school gotten him tangled up with the Divine Realm? The problem was, if Tang San's power was on this person, didn't that mean Tang San was watching her at any moment?
What was the meaning of having his own daughter or granddaughter disguise herself as a boy and move into the boys' dorm?
This also killed Lu Yu's idea of absorbing her martial soul fragments through noncombat means. What a joke. If he accidentally absorbed that Sea God fragment in the process, wouldn't he be putting himself entirely at the other's mercy?
According to the game's setting, to prevent the lower realm from collapsing, gods could not interfere with it at will. This was jointly supervised by the five god kings.
They could only interfere with the lower realm through their own legacies.
Thus, Lu Yu wasn't afraid of the Blue-Haired Pervert Girl before him. She had no legacy on her, so clearly Tang San had secretly sent her down to play. As long as her life wasn't endangered and he didn't get into any romantic entanglements with her, Tang San had no reason to interfere with the lower realm.
What if Tang San had already taken complete control of the Divine Realm, you asked?
Then what was there to say? You could have this round.
"I have a better suggestion. Let's fight. Whoever loses gets out of the dorm."
Lu Yu's gaze turned resolute. This round was looking dicey. He had no idea what level the Daughter of a God King was actually at.
Of course he wouldn't believe that the illustrious Daughter of a God King was only at level 21, as her aura suggested. Some treasure had to be concealing it.
Having enjoyed the Divine Realm's resources, how could she possibly be only level 21 at this age?
If she was level 21, he'd go apologize to that lazy bum Xiao Xiao.
"You've got guts. I agree, but after you get out, you have to come back every day and clean the dorm for me."
"No problem. After you get out, just keep your head down whenever you see me."
"It's a deal. I hope your mouth will still be that tough when you're lying on the ground."
The two walked out in front of the dorm building. Their needle-point-meets-wheat-awn hostility instantly drew the footsteps of those around them.
"Another fight."
"Great! I hadn't had my fill of that arena match just now."
"State your name." Once they had taken their positions, the Blue-Haired Pervert Girl crooked her fingers and spoke.
"Sorry, I'm not in the habit of telling perverts my name."
Lu Yu bowed, and Blue Silver Grass began spreading through the soil beneath his feet.
"You! What do you mean?!" The Blue-Haired Pervert Girl paused, then shouted angrily. A pair of butterfly wings unfurled behind her, and two soul rings, one yellow and one purple, lit up behind her.
"Her second soul ring is actually a thousand-year soul ring!"
"The other guy only has two hundred-year ones. She's sure to win!"
The onlookers exclaimed in unison at the sight of a thousand-year second ring. Powerful figures with ten-thousand-year fourth rings were common, but geniuses with thousand-year second rings were truly rare.
"Those who know, know. For those who don't, I can't say much. In short, these waters run deep. This isn't something an ordinary Titled Douluo would know."
Lu Yu revealed the two hundred-year soul rings behind him. Currently, his first ring was equipped with the soul rings of Blue Silver Grass and Spirit Eyes, while his second was equipped with those of Blue Silver Grass and Soft Bone Rabbit.
Spirit Eyes' Simulation made his soul rings appear to be only hundred-year ones.
"Die!" Seeing that Lu Yu was toying with her, the Blue-Haired Pervert Girl immediately spread her wings and charged at him.
Two vines burst from the earth and bound her entire body.
"Mere Blue Silver Grass!"
"Don't move!"
Lu Yu raised a finger to his lips in a shushing gesture.
"Take a look at your face."
The Blue-Haired Pervert Girl noticed that blue roots had already crawled all over her cheeks.
"All I have to do is snap my fingers, and they'll burrow into your skin and explode inside."
"Though there hasn't been enough buildup yet, that pretty face of yours definitely won't survive. Even if it can be healed, school starts tomorrow, and you might not make it in time."
"You wouldn't want to be disfigured on the very first day of school, would you, classmate?"
The Blue-Haired Pervert Girl's pupils contracted. Having her attend class with a disfigured face on the first day of school would be worse than killing her outright.
The surrounding onlookers sucked in cold breaths as well.
"What a vicious soul skill."
"Despicable scoundrel."
Lu Yu didn't care about their mockery. Just as he gathered information about this world's powerhouses' soul rings in advance, he also tried his best not to reveal his own fighting methods.
Lu Yu poised his fingers to snap.
"3."
"2."
"I surrender!"
The Blue-Haired Pervert Girl conceded decisively, and the roots on her face immediately burrowed into the ground along with the vines.
Three martial soul fragments appeared around her.
A small pitch-black hammer, a butterfly radiating golden light, and a blue figure radiating golden light.
Lu Yu reached out, and the little hammer flew into him.
Clear Sky Hammer unlocked.
"All right, you can lower your head now."
The Blue-Haired Pervert Girl snorted coldly and left the dorm area with her head lowered.
With the fight over, the others could only disperse, complaining that it had been a waste of time.
Lu Yu walked over to Mu En.
"What was the meaning of letting a girl into the boys' dorm?"
"You noticed?" Mu En lay in his chair. "Her family requested it. Our academy doesn't know why."
Mu En also found it very strange. He couldn't figure it out either. If it was to hook a rich husband, they hadn't notified the academy to make arrangements beforehand.
"In that case, there's no problem if I bring girls back to spend the night in the dorm either, right?"
Mu En simply looked up at him, but finally nodded.
"Don't get anyone killed."
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