[Aaaaaah, does anyone get it? I feel like something's about to jump right in our faces!]
[True, this is about when it happens in horror movies.]
[Clutching my cat and trembling.]
Just as Mu Xingchen approached the door with a look that screamed "help," it was shoved open, and a twisted, oddly shaped figure carrying a bag appeared in the doorway.
Mu Xingchen turned into a screaming rubber chicken. "Aaaaaah!"
Miao Yue, soaking wet with her bun collapsed and Pubu Gesang tucked under her arm, asked, "What are you doing here?"
"M-Miao Yue, how come it's you! I thought we'd attracted those things." Mu Xingchen covered his mouth and spoke sheepishly.
Another day of embarrassing himself.
"We just went to the graveyard on the back mountain. Before we even went in, we saw everything lying in there get up and walk toward the village on tiptoe, all in perfect unison. I wanted to see what was going on, so I hid my presence and followed them. I deliberately ran a few steps ahead, planning to come into this house and test that tiptoeing rule. I didn't expect to find you here," Miao Yue explained.
Pubu Gesang said, "Well, chatting is fine and all, but could you put me down first?"
Because his short little legs couldn't carry him fast enough, Miao Yue had tucked Pubu Gesang under her arm along the way.
Miao Yue said, "Almost forgot about you."
[??? What a bizarre turn of events.]
[There wasn't a jumpscare after all. Thank goodness.]
[LMAO, Pubu Gesang looks like a child-shaped handbag.]
[Miao Yue's cute bun! Oh no!]
"So those footsteps just now were you two? You gave me a fright. Are they almost here now?" Mu Xingchen asked, opening the window before Miao Yue could stop him.
Then he