Dating Show Chaos: Going Unhinged Made Me a Star!
Chapter 26

Pack up, all of you-we're heading to the village!

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Not far away, the production crew stirred with excitement too.

Ji Yan's magazine! Ji Yan's magazine! It was Ji Yan's magazine!

The director had already yanked the buttons off his own clothes.

Seeing this, the assistant director silently waved at the people behind him, and they instantly quieted down.

"Senior, this pair is getting pretty good traffic," the assistant director cautiously tried to reason with him.

"Traffic is all this variety show has left. If we lose even that, I-I'll jump off right here!" Standing on the edge of the pool, the director was about to jump.

"Senior! Calm down, calm down! If this pair doesn't work, there's the next pair. If the next pair doesn't work, there's the pair after that. If that pair doesn't work, there's still another pair. If none of them work, we'll jump together." The assistant director hurriedly wrapped his arms around his senior's waist.

At that, the director stopped, straightened his clothes, then turned and got into the car to head to the next pair's location.

Watching the two people in the distance still exchanging videos, the assistant director wiped the sweat off his forehead. Those two shouldn't have come on a dating show. They should have gone on the best-friends party show next door.

Inside the largest mall in X City.

The moment Meng Yun was dropped off outside the café, he walked straight toward the arcade next door without even looking at the café in front of him.

He played with such intense focus and such gusto that he didn't even notice someone was missing from his side.

Su Weiwang stood where he was and looked around. Suddenly, his eyes lit up at the sight of a red sign.

The red sign read: Part-time flyer distributors wanted. 20-25 yuan an hour. Paid daily.

With practiced ease, Su Weiwang found the front desk and asked about the part-time job advertised outside.

And so, wearing a baseball cap and a mask that covered him up completely, Su Weiwang handed out the flyers in his arms.

The director stood at the junction between the two of them, looking left and right, trembling all over with anger.

The assistant director nearly blacked out at the sight too.

They skipped the next location outright. After all, those two had the same preference. If any romantic sparks flew between them, that would actually be cheating.

At the archery range they had skipped.

Shen Rui raised his bow and hit the bull's-eye with every shot. His textbook form, coupled with his impressive muscles, made Si Chen look so bad by comparison that he wanted to die.

"I heard you went to see my younger brother before coming on the show?" Shen Rui looked down at Si Chen, who was slumped on the ground.

He had disliked this man for a long time. His younger brother had done so much for him, so why should he still get scolded by him in the end? He was like a dung beetle in a mask-utterly shameless.

"I only asked him to delete the inappropriate comments he posted." Si Chen didn't think he was wrong. Su Yu had faced all this right after returning to the country. How frightened must he have been?

"Was anything my younger brother said wrong? On the surface, Su Yu and Su Weiwang are both children of the Su family, but who in our circle doesn't know that the Su family only has one child?" After saying this, Shen Rui let out a breath of relief. He had wanted to say it back at the villa, but no matter how he tried, he couldn't get the words out. Sure enough, Su Yu was the main reason he couldn't control his own words and actions.

"You..." Before Si Chen could finish, the entire livestream went black.

[My god, what kind of earth-shattering revelation is this?]

[Su Yu and Su Weiwang are the fake and real young masters?]

[Judging by what Shen Ting posted and what his older brother said, Su Yu is the impostor!!!]

[But every year, whenever the Su family appears in public, they always bring Su Yu.]

[If Su Weiwang really is the real young master, then what the Su family has done is absolutely disgusting.]

[You forgot one thing: Su Yu is shameless too.]

[None of us knows the full story. Please keep your comments respectful.]

[Could you make it any more obvious whose fan you are?]

The director, who was sitting in the car, nearly blacked out when he received the news too. Had his brain been waterlogged yesterday? Hadn't he already decided not to let them go on any more one-on-one dates? Why had he let these monsters loose again?

Rumors about the Su family's real and fake young masters instantly shot onto the trending searches online.

At the zoo, Su Yu stepped back in disgust as he watched the alpaca in front of him spit at him.

Suddenly remembering the person beside him, Su Yu's eyes shifted, and he hurriedly feigned fear, reaching to grab the arm of the person next to him. But when he made contact, he suddenly felt something slippery under his hand.

"Mr. Yan?" Su Yu suddenly had a bad feeling. His neck turned with a series of stiff, rusty creaks.

An enormous snake's head was staring coldly at him, its tongue flicking.

The snake's body was draped over Yan Yi.

Yan Yi looked utterly content, his hand constantly stroking the python's golden scales.

Looking at the snake's head barely a meter away from him, Su Yu went cold all over. His mind went blank, his eyes rolled back, and he collapsed straight to the ground.

This gave the python's keeper, as well as the other tourists and children nearby, quite a fright.

The crew following them could no longer worry about filming and hurriedly took him to the hospital.

Without so much as glancing at the person on the ground, Yan Yi continued stroking the big cutie draped over him.

The director, who had just returned to the villa to deal with the information online, once again pressed the oxygen canister to his nose.

Revived, the director slumped in his chair.

But before he could enjoy even a few seconds of peace, the assistant director rushed in again.

"Senior! Bad news!!!"

"What is it? Has a sponsor finally decided to pull out? That's good news. If they pull out, we can leave too." The director looked expectantly at the assistant director, hoping to hear the bad news he had been dreaming of.

"No, that's not it. Three more brands want to sponsor us. The bad news I meant is that Su Yu got such a fright he ended up in the hospital." The assistant director looked pained. This was the first time he had ever had so little trouble finding sponsors.

"What did you say? Let it all burn." The director plopped back onto his chair and continued breathing in oxygen.

"Senior, what should we do?" The assistant director looked at his silent senior, his own face full of worry.

"That was the last chance I was giving them. Since they refuse to appreciate it and won't enjoy the good life, they can pack up and head to the village." By the end, the director had burst into wild laughter.

"The village? Senior, we're a dating show, not the countryside show next door!"

"Does that matter? Tell me, what part of our dating show looks anything like a dating show?"

"You have a point."

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