Just as the atmosphere was growing rather heavy...
Pop!
A snot bubble suddenly burst from Hagrid's nose.
Everyone fell silent for a few seconds.
Then they all burst out laughing. Professor McGonagall handed Hagrid her handkerchief, looking both disgusted and amused.
She turned to Douglas and asked:
"So you've made up your mind?"
Douglas nodded.
"When I get back in a little while, I'll write Slane a letter.
I'll have him announce it in tomorrow's Daily Prophet.
Slane is my editor."
Professor Sprout refilled her glass and said happily:
"Slane, I remember him. Along with the seven broomsticks this morning, he sent seven sets of new Hufflepuff team uniforms.
I was wondering how you two knew each other.
If I remember correctly, he'd already graduated when you entered Hogwarts!"
Douglas shrugged.
"Professor, you've forgotten. I once asked you privately what some of the older students were doing after graduation.
You mentioned Slane then, and I contacted him afterward.
He's helped me publish all my books over the years.
He's always envied Mr. Lockhart's editor.
He's urged me to hold a book signing more than once.
I think he'll be too happy to sleep when he hears the news."
Beside them, Rosmerta covered her mouth in surprise.
"You mean the exclusive editor of The Banana-Loving Honey Badger?
Don't tell me you're..."
Realization belatedly dawned on Professor Sinistra.
"I remember that when Douglas was at school, you could see him pulling out a banana at any time."
At that moment, Rosmerta suddenly vanished from their sight like a gust of wind.
Then she quickly returned to the booth, dozens of books floating behind her.
The sight drew glances from the customers.
Thump!
Rosmerta piled all the books onto the table in front of Douglas.
"Douglas, I'm a fan of yours!
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