Hogwarts News Agency Risks Its Life for a Report

For Hogwarts' upperclassmen, the past two years had always carried a certain regret.

Ever since Lee Jordan of Gryffindor House graduated, they had never again heard his thrilling, impassioned commentary. Everyone felt that the Quidditch House Cup matches were no longer as entertaining as they used to be.

Even many of Slytherin House's little snakes had betrayed the "revolution" and begun to miss Lee Jordan's trembling voice.

It had to be said that when it came to commentating Quidditch matches, everyone was willing to call Lee Jordan the strongest.

Unfortunately, though, people would never again hear him commentate a Quidditch match, because... Bell had hired Lee Jordan to commentate Flying Car Races.

In order to crush Quidditch, its greatest competitor, William had specifically included a clause in Lee Jordan's contract forbidding him from moonlighting as a Quidditch commentator during his free time.

Naturally, Lee Jordan refused such an overbearing clause. No one could stop his love for Quidditch!

However, they were offering far too much, so Lee Jordan could only take his passion underground and love it in private...

Ahem. Back to the point. After Lee Jordan graduated, Professor McGonagall selected the loudest-voiced student from Gryffindor House, intending to train him to carry on Lee Jordan's banner.

However, Snape fiercely opposed this plan.

What a joke. Snape had put up with that bastard Lee Jordan for far too long! That bastard always set the tone whenever he commentated, and often openly used match commentary as an excuse to warn Gryffindor's players. If Lee Jordan had not been so popular, and if that old witch McGonagall had not protected him, Snape would have long since let him taste his "Smiling Half-Step Madness"!

Now that Lee Jordan had finally graduated, Snape, who had already become Hogwarts' headmaster, decided that this time, he