Welcome to the firsthand China Southern passenger information channel, where you can get an immediate taste of the China Southern passenger experience. Immerse yourself without leaving home and enjoy the discomfort of no Wi-Fi, no social distancing, and sitting bolt upright against a rigid seatback for two hours without even getting a meal.
But I was actually pretty content. There were two girls beside me, smelling lovely and not stinky at all (if anyone stank, it might have been me, after all my running around), and there wasn't even a delay!
What an honor!
At that moment, the seatback was pressing against the back of my head, the seat belt buckle was digging into my butt, and my bag was weighing down on my feet. The screen ahead showed a podcast called "Why We Love the Song Dynasty," and a faint stink wafted over from up front (I'd relaxed too soon).
Once I sat down, I didn't even lift my head, racing against the clock to report my flight experience to you all. Why?
Because
Wandering as I was, I wouldn't land until seven thirty
I didn't know
Today's fragmented, rootless
Update
At
What time in China
Could be posted.
A little poem for you. Thank you all for your support.
After writing that poem, I realized there was still a tiny bit of time, so here's another couple bucks' worth of chatter: the new chapter was already five hundred Chinese characters long! Still that big monkey (?) Jin Xueli!
If heaven gave me two-no, three hours, I could definitely post an update today.
But I didn't know what time I'd reach the hotel... because I was landing at Hongqiao but staying in Pudong... My greatest hobby was donating money to airlines and DiDi drivers for charity.
Why did I always stay in Pudong? Because that was where Qidian's nest was.
I was about to venture deep into their lair again!
(Can my editor see this? I'm certainly not saying you're a resident.)
Huh? What if I got to the hotel too late?
Let's eat first, eat first. Here, fill up your glass. We'll talk after everyone's eaten, talk after we've eaten.
(End of chapter)
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