"!!!"
"Quick, Konan's about to give birth! Do any of you actually have any experience?"
"..."
After a brief silence, the first to speak was, surprisingly, the one who usually spoke the least.
Uchiha Itachi: "I've only looked after a baby..."
Kisame Hoshigaki: "I've never even looked after a baby."
Deidara: "I'm still a kid myself."
Sasori: "I used to be a kid."
Hidan: "I've killed plenty of kids."
Kakuzu: "I've sold plenty of kids."
White Zetsu: "I wasn't a baby even when I was born."
Black Zetsu: "What's a baby? Does mud count?"
Pain: "..."
Sure enough, every member possessed astonishing talents.
Unfortunately, none of them were much help right now.
Konan couldn't hold on any longer, and her cries of pain grew noticeably louder:
"Ah! Oh no, my... my water's about to break!"
"Water?"
Seeing that the bedsheet was almost soaked through, Deidara called out innocently:
"Kisame, Kakuzu, aren't you both really good at Water Release? Think of something! Hurry up and use chakra to get rid of this whatever-it's-called water! Hm!"
"..." Kisame's blue face flushed red for once. He didn't know how to explain it. Seeing this, Itachi spoke softly beside him:
"Kisame, come outside with me. Let's boil some water."
"I've never delivered a baby, but when my mother gave birth to my little brother when I was five, I stayed outside the door the whole time. I remember they seemed to need hot water to wipe her body..."
"You're the reliable one after all, Itachi." Kisame couldn't wait to leave. He hurried out with Itachi to boil some water.
The remaining members were no longer as fidgety as before. They looked at one another, then turned toward Konan together, their expressions tense and solemn, ready to welcome a new life by offering encouragement with