"Shut up, you unfilial brat!"
In a fury, Kaguya flung Black Zetsu out of her sleeve like a puddle of sludge.
"How dare you stop me from pursuing happiness! Defy me again, and I will disown you!"
After scolding Black Zetsu, Kaguya turned to Xia Yu. Her flushed cheeks looked incredibly cute, and her hands unconsciously twisted together as she said shyly:
"You... you're so handsome, my husband."
"Mother! What's wrong with you? Damn it! This mortal must have used some evil technique!"
Seeing that his bewitched mother was beyond turning back, Black Zetsu decided to act himself. The instant his killing intent rose, Kaguya raised her hand, releasing even greater killing intent:
"You unfilial brat! I gave birth to you, and I can shove you right back in! No more insolence! This is your father!"
"What?!" Black Zetsu's voice cracked. "Mother, come to your senses! How could this mortal possibly deserve you? You are the supreme being! He isn't even fit to carry your shoes!"
"Shut up!" Kaguya slapped Black Zetsu to the ground again. "Look how handsome he is! That presence, that poise, that charming smile... he's so much better than all those other worthless mortals!"
Black Zetsu writhed on the ground. "Mother, you are the Progenitor of Chakra! How could you be bewitched by a mortal's good looks?"
"What do you know?!" Kaguya clasped both hands over her heart and gasped like a little fangirl. "This... is love!"
Xia Yu watched with relish from the sidelines. The interaction between this mother and son was far too entertaining.
"Well..." he interjected at just the right moment. "Actually, I think Black Zetsu has a point..."
"See! Even he admits it!" Black Zetsu shouted excitedly.
"But..." Xia Yu changed tack. "Since Kaguya accepted my confession, why don't we get married