The Akatsuki base.
In the dim hall, intangible figures appeared one after another, taking their places on the fingertips of the Demonic Statue of the Outer Path.
Hidan scratched his head impatiently and complained, "Why are we having so many meetings lately? You aren't leaving me any freedom at all! I've still got a faith to spread! Keep this up, and I quit!"
Kakuzu: "Hmph, pointless teachings. The only thing wasting time and freedom is that disgusting, drawn-out ritual of yours."
Deidara looked thoroughly displeased. "Leader, what's so urgent? Hmm?"
Sasori: "Shut up, Deidara. Just listen..."
The members had all been carrying out missions for the organization in various countries when, for some unknown reason, Pain had forcibly summoned them back.
The members all turned their eyes to Pain, waiting for him to speak.
Pain slowly opened his purple eyes, sweeping a piercing gaze over each of them before speaking coldly. "There's something I need to bring to your attention..."
"Konan... is pregnant."
"Huh?" Everyone froze for a moment, then immediately offered their congratulations:
Deidara: "Congratulations, boss! A son to celebrate! Let me set off some art for the occasion, hmm!"
Hidan wore a wicked grin. "You two are always making eyes at each other. I knew there had to be something going on! Seriously! Why treat us like outsiders? You only thought to tell us after the deed was done!"
Sasori: "When are you planning to get married? Remember to be good to the child. Don't let him feel lonely..."
Kakuzu felt all five of his hearts ache at once. "Hmph, pointless. Young people just can't control their desires! Fuck, I really don't want to shell out for a wedding gift..."
Uchiha Itachi: "I suggest having a younger brother for him, too..."
Kisame: "Mr. Itachi, a younger brother so