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Feces?
Gu Qing's brain simply crashed.
With his current understanding, he genuinely couldn't comprehend what was going on with that label.
How could such a soft, cute younger student have such an absurd label floating above her head?
He instinctively glanced at the other girls' heads.
The first girl, wearing jeans and a high ponytail, had a [Teacher] label floating above her head.
The second girl, wearing thin-framed glasses, had a [Translator] label floating above her head.
The remaining two girls' labels were normal too: [Bank employee] and [Designer].
Only that cute little girl with twin ponytails who was a Junior Schoolmate was an exception.
The word [Feces] floating above her head looked more glaring than the sun, contrasting utterly with her soft, adorable appearance.
"Gu, look at the girl with twin ponytails walking at the back."
Chen Zijie nudged Gu Qing with his elbow, keeping his voice very low, his eyes full of excitement. "She's way too cute. Soft as a little cake."
As he finished speaking, he draped a hand over Gu Qing's shoulder.
With a look of brotherly loyalty, he said:
"Gu, I'll let you have the cutest girl."
"On the condition that you leave the other girls alone."
"You get the meat, and Duole and I get the broth. We've all got a bright future ahead."
"..."
Gu Qing said nothing, simply staring in bewilderment at the label above the twin-tailed girl's head.
He genuinely couldn't understand how a soft, cute girl could have anything to do with feces.
And another thing.
What exactly did this label mean?
How was he supposed to trigger it?
What attributes could he get?
Did he have to spend more than an hour taking a shit with her?
Shitting speed +1?
Shit control +1?
Once shit control accumulated another 100 points, would he gain the ability to control any creature's urge to shit?
Now we'd really have to find time to take a shit together...
Gu Qing could barely keep it together just thinking about it.
"I wasn't lying, was I?"
Gao Fei proudly sought credit from the three of them. "Aren't all these girls from my girlfriend's department top-tier?"
Chen Zijie nodded. "Seriously top-tier. Way prettier than I'd expected."
Qian Duole said, "Their looks are ridiculously good. I feel like they could debut as a girl group."
"You bet."
Gao Fei's smile grew even more smug, his tone brimming with pride. "Looks are the very first requirement for joining my girlfriend's department. Even a little short of the mark won't cut it."
Then he added, "Anyway, I've created this opportunity for you. Whether you win a beauty's heart now depends on how you perform."
Chen Zijie turned to Gu Qing and Qian Duole.
"Let me say this first. I've got my eye on the girl in blue jeans."
"Don't fight me over her later, you two. Remember to be my wingmen."
"If I succeed, I'll treat you to a good meal afterward."
"..."
"Don't worry. I'll definitely back you up."
Qian Duole patted his chest in assurance, then added, "I've got my eye on the girl with glasses. You'll have to be my wingmen too."
Chen Zijie said, "No problem. We'll help each other out."
Gao Fei looked at Gu Qing and teased him. "Gu, Zi Jie and Duole have both picked theirs, so the other three juniors are all yours. One in each arm and another on your back. You can live a happy life as a foursome from now on."
Gu Qing smiled and waved a hand. "Cut it out. I'm only here to make up the numbers. Nothing else."
They had barely exchanged a few words.
Gao Fei's long-legged girlfriend came over with the five younger girls.
They chatted and laughed the whole way, their steps light.
As they approached the picnic blanket.
The girl with twin ponytails at the very back pulled a little trick.
She suddenly quickened her pace, leaving the other girls behind.
She got there first and sat down beside Gu Qing.
The moment she sat down, Gu Qing caught a faint milky scent from her.
It smelled lovely.
It was utterly at odds with the [Feces] label floating above her head.
"Hi there, Senior."
The twin-tailed girl's voice was soft and delicate.
Sweet as cotton candy.
It made even Gu Qing's bones go a little weak.
"I'm a freshman in the English teacher-training program this year. My name's Huang Xiaoyue. Could I add you on WeChat, Senior?"
As she spoke, the twin-tailed girl had already taken out her phone, unlocked it, and deftly opened her WeChat QR code, holding it before Gu Qing.
Gu Qing paused.
This forward?
This girl with twin ponytails seemed pretty skilled at this.
She'd probably dated plenty before college.
"Sure."
Gu Qing nodded, took out his phone, and scanned the code to add Huang Xiaoyue on WeChat.
Whether this girl was a player or not.
He didn't care in the slightest.
Because he had no intention of dating her in the first place.
He had agreed so readily to add her on WeChat purely because he wanted to investigate the [Feces] label above her head and find out what was going on with that outrageous label.
Once they had successfully added each other.
Gu Qing immediately tapped Huang Xiaoyue's WeChat profile picture to check her profile.
When he saw that her WeChat profile picture was Lazy Sheep with a poop-shaped hairstyle, he completely lost it.
Good grief.
In real life, she had an outrageous [Feces] label floating above her head.
On WeChat, her profile picture sported a pile-of-poop hairstyle.
Was this cute girl locked in a battle with shit or something?
This was just too bizarre...
The more Gu Qing thought about it, the harder it was to keep it together.
When the other four girls saw Huang Xiaoyue add Gu Qing on WeChat, they all gathered around with their phones.
"Senior, let me add you on WeChat too."
"Senior, could I get your WeChat? I'll be counting on your help."
"I'll add you too."
"Me too."
Out of politeness, Gu Qing accepted the girls' friend requests one by one.
Seeing this, Chen Zijie and Qian Duole immediately came over too.
"Girls, add me on WeChat too. You can come to me if anything comes up."
"You can come to me too. We're both Gu Qing's roommates. We're nice guys."
The girls didn't refuse, smiling as they added them on WeChat.
Gao Fei didn't join in.
After all, his girlfriend was right there. Joining in to add the younger girls on WeChat could easily get him hit.
Once they had all added one another on WeChat.
Everyone sat around on the picnic blanket.
They gathered together and chatted.
They hadn't been chatting long.
Gao Fei's girlfriend suggested playing truth or dare.
They would put a drink bottle in the middle and spin it.
Whoever it pointed to.
Could pick someone to play truth or dare.
It was an excellent suggestion, and the atmosphere immediately grew lively.
For the first few rounds, the bottle pointed to the girls.
Without exception, they all chose Gu Qing.
Gu Qing picked truth every time.
Their eyes filled with curiosity, the girls asked one question after another.
"Senior, do you have a girlfriend right now?"
"Senior, what kind of girl do you like?"
"Senior, do you like watching movies?"
Gu Qing patiently answered them all.
After a round of questions and answers.
They spun the bottle again.
This time, it finally pointed to the girl with twin ponytails.
"Senior, truth or dare? Which will you pick?"
Huang Xiaoyue blinked her big, round eyes and asked with a sweet smile.
Without a second thought, Gu Qing said, "Truth."
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