His phone vibrated violently again.
[Huang Xiaoyue: Senior, let's find a time to go to the beach together.]
[Huang Xiaoyue: I'll wear this swimsuit for you then, Senior.]
[Huang Xiaoyue: And you don't have to just look, Senior. If you want to touch, I wouldn't mind.]
"What a little thirst trap."
Looking at Huang Xiaoyue's sexy swimsuit photos, Gu Qing couldn't help criticizing her aloud. "Once I've farmed Immune to All Poisons, if you still dare get horny in front of me, just see if I don't pound you until you cry."
Huh? Wait!
I almost forgot!
That twin-tailed junior still had an absolutely outrageous [Feces] tag floating above her head!
Once I get back to school, I'll ask her out for a walk and get to know her better.
When we're close enough, I'll ask her to take a dump with me every day.
Let's see what attributes I can farm from her [Feces] tag after we've spent a full hour shitting together.
Hopefully, it'll be an attribute that lets me control other people's urge to shit.
At that thought.
Gu Qing immediately replied to Huang Xiaoyue: [You look really cute in that swimsuit, but let's skip the beach. I'm not really into playing in the water. How about we get a meal together when we're free?]
[Huang Xiaoyue: Anything works for me, as long as you like it, Senior.]
[Gu Qing: All right. When I get back to school, I'll treat you to a buffet.]
Eating at a buffet basically meant stuffing yourself, which would produce more food waste afterward.
Which meant more shit.
Gu Qing already had a plan.
Once he returned to school on Monday, he would invite Huang Xiaoyue out to a buffet every day, creating as many opportunities as possible to shit with her.