Titles (Revised)

"Haha, you can't catch me..."

Wang Hao's legs kept shifting, dodging Xia Weiwei's attacks with an almost impossible angle.

The Lightning Step seemed as if he had practiced it for countless years, his body moving with his shadow, leaving no trace behind.

"How is this possible... this is a step technique at the Peak of Perfection!!" Xia Weiwei stared at Wang Hao in shock, utterly unable to fathom why this Pretty Boy, who spent all his time holed up in the lab, had mastered a step technique at the Peak of Perfection.

"Haha, Xia Xiaoniu, you can keep standing there dumbfounded!"

Wang Hao spun around and dashed toward the door.

But as he passed Mai Mengmeng, the little loli suddenly stood up, grabbed him, and planted a forceful kiss on him.

"Ding-dong, congratulations to the host for committing a shameless and despicable act, earning 500 Villain Points."

"Ding-dong, congratulations to the host for meeting the title release conditions, obtaining the Little Y Worm Title."

At that moment, the lab fell silent.

Wang Hao stood there dumbfounded. It was clearly Mai Mengmeng who had kissed him, so why was he being called a Little Y Worm!?

But when Wang Hao finished reading the Little Y Worm Title, he was completely thrown into chaos, feeling like he had encountered a very unorthodox system.

Little Y Worm: A peculiar specimen in the Wolf Realm, different from the starving wolves who eat anything, different from the pretentious scumbags who show off, and different from Neighbor Wang who sneaks around stealing chickens... They are creative masters roaming the fashion world, often using coercion, bribery, drugging, and force.

Innate skill: Y Worm-like Smile.

When used on a good girl type, it guarantees a 100% chance of causing panic, fear, brief disorientation, and other negative effects.

When used on a Nightclub Queen type, it grants the wearer a 100% assist effect, easily winning a beauty's heart and having a wild night of fun.

Little Y Worm Master Life Motto: Smiling at nightclubs carries risks, so have Shenbao and condoms ready.

After reading the Little Y Worm info, Wang Hao's worldview instantly shattered. It really was a peculiar specimen in the Wolf Realm, a rogue among systems, truly depraved.

"You shameless pervert, this Miss will definitely kill you..."

Xia Weiwei roared in anger, unleashing her full power as a Martial Apprentice Level Eight, filling the entire lab with an invisible wind.

Wang Hao was startled, turned back, and flashed a lecherous yet oddly straightforward mysterious smile at Xia Weiwei.

Immediately, Xia Weiwei shuddered, warily stepping back two paces, with only one thought in her mind: What an evil smile!

By the time Xia Weiwei snapped out of it, Wang Hao had already pushed Mai Mengmeng away and bolted out of the lab, vanishing without a trace.

"You shameless pervert, just you wait, Miss. If you dare bully Mengmeng, I'll chop you into eight pieces."

Xia Weiwei stomped her foot in fury, walked over to Mai Mengmeng, and helped the dazed little loli up.

"Uh, I want a hug, I want a kiss..."

"Stop messing around, I'm taking you home..."

"I don't want to go home, I want to stay here..."

"Mai Mengmeng, don't grope me..."

"..."

"Phew, phew!!"

Only after confirming there was no danger did Wang Hao stop and gasp heavily. Luckily, that Violent Little Loli Xia Weiwei hadn't called the cops, or he'd really be locked up and charged with attempted something.

If he actually got thrown in jail, his wonderful life, which hadn't even started, would be over.

"System prompt: As a promising and ambitious big villain, going to jail is a required course. The system has specially prepared a Deluxe Prison Cell Gift Pack for the host."

"Cough, cough!!"

Wang Hao coughed violently. How did this thing pop up everywhere?

A prison cell gift pack? Seriously, if he went in, could he even break out!?

After all, in the Interstellar Federation, the few who had ever escaped prison were all highly skilled masters with incredibly powerful backing.

And him, a broke loser? Escape? If he went in, he'd probably spend the rest of his life there.

Still, the newbie gift pack had been so generous, this prison cell gift pack probably wasn't bad either, right!?

Thinking that way, he almost felt an urge to go to jail right away!

"Don't tempt me into going to jail. Tell me this: why do I have the Little Y Worm Title!?" Wang Hao's tone was hostile. He liked the innate skill of the Little Y Worm, but on matters of principle, he had to get to the bottom of it.

"The host drugged Mai Mengmeng and took advantage of her while she was unconscious, fully meeting the conditions for the Little Y Worm's drugging-and-force criteria," the system said matter-of-factly.

Drugged your sister!

Forced your uncle!

That was a lab accident, okay!

And it was the girl who kissed him—he was the victim here! Why was his character being slandered!?

"System prompt: The host's thinking is dangerous. As a promising and ambitious big villain, you shouldn't have something like character. Remember, once you get the system, you shock the world; from then on, integrity is a stranger. Our goal is to leave a stench for ten thousand years. Our wish is to gain the world's recognition."

Wang Hao was dumbfounded. Today, he had truly learned something new—how shamelessness could be framed as educational.

But if he was leaving a stench for ten thousand years, not getting cursed with voodoo dolls would be a blessing. How was he supposed to gain the world's recognition!? Recognized as the ultimate Big Bad Egg!?

"This system already told you, it's a wish. Host is way too serious—more fussy than a woman!" the system said scornfully.

"Cough, cough..."

Wang Hao choked on that, a huge what the hell popping into his head. Was this system sent by heaven just to mess with him?

"Forget it, I'm not going to argue with you."

Wang Hao waved a hand and glanced around at this unfamiliar yet familiar Eleventh High School.

Right now, students from Eleventh High School were streaming toward the school gate. It was clearly already time to leave, otherwise Xia Weiwei wouldn't have gone to the lab to find Mai Mengmeng.

"Yeah, I'd better head home first."

Wang Hao scratched his chin and walked out of the school gate along with the students.

On the way, he overheard many students discussing the upcoming school assembly tomorrow.

"What do you think the principal will talk about at tomorrow's assembly?"

"What else could it be? Definitely something about our studies."

"Nonsense. The college entrance exam is just a few days away. The principal's probably going to select candidates for the Four Key Universities."

"Makes sense. I wonder how the selection will go this year."

"There are ninety-nine high schools on Earth. It's way too hard for our Eleventh High School to get a good ranking."

"Exactly. The Four Key Universities only pick the top ten from Earth for selection. No matter how good the rest are, they're not accepted."

"That's only because Earth is the Home Planet that they chose ten people. Otherwise, Earth would get at most five spots."

"I heard that every year, at least five million students take part in the Four Key Universities' selection, but in the end, fewer than five hundred get admitted."

"Right. The competition is brutal. And those five million students are all geniuses selected from the Interstellar Federation's fifty thousand Level One Planets."

"A genius on a Level One Planet? On a Level Two or Level Three Planet... they'd be worthless. No comparison at all."

"That's true. Compared to students from the Royal Academy, they wouldn't even qualify to sweep the streets."

"..."