Titles (Revised)

"Ha ha, you can't catch me..."

Wang Hao's legs kept shifting as he effortlessly dodged Xia Weiwei's attacks at unbelievable angles.

It was as if Wang Hao had practiced Lightning Step for countless years. His body moved with his shadow, leaving no trace behind.

"How is this possible? This is... a movement technique at Peak of Perfection!!" Xia Weiwei stared at Wang Hao in shock. She simply could not imagine why this pretty boy, who spent every day holed up in the laboratory, had mastered a movement technique at Peak of Perfection.

"Ha ha, Xia Xiaoniu, stay here and keep spacing out!"

Wang Hao spun around and sprinted toward the door.

But as he passed Mai Mengmeng, the little loli suddenly stood up, threw her arms around him, and forcefully kissed him.

"Ding dong, congratulations, Host, for doing something shameless and indecent. You have received 500 Villain Points."

"Ding dong, congratulations, Host, for meeting the requirements for a title. You have received the Little Y Worm Title."

At that moment, the laboratory fell silent.

Wang Hao stood there dumbfounded. Mai Mengmeng had clearly been the one to force a kiss on him, so why was he being called a Little Y Worm!?

But after reading the Little Y Worm Title, Wang Hao was completely thrown into chaos. He felt like he had encountered an extremely improper system.

Little Y Worm: An oddity of the Wolf Realm. Unlike the starving wolves who would eat anything in desperation, unlike scumbags who acted pretentious and flirtatious, and unlike Neighbor Wang who sneaked around stealing... they were creative masters roaming the fashion world, frequently using threats, inducements, drugs, and force.

Comes with the skill: Y Worm-like Smile.

When used on women of the virtuous-housewife type, it gave the target a 100% chance of suffering negative effects such as panic, fear, and brief disorientation.

When used on women of the Nightclub Queen type, it gave the wearer a 100% assist effect, making it easy to win the beauty's heart and enjoy a night of bliss.

Little Y Worm Master Life Motto: Smiling at nightclubs carries risks. Keep plenty of Shenbao and condoms on hand.

After reading the information on Little Y Worm, Wang Hao's worldview instantly collapsed. It truly was an oddity among wolves and a hooligan among systems. How utterly lewd.

"You shameless pervert! This Miss will definitely kill you..."

Xia Weiwei roared as her Martial Apprentice Level Eight strength erupted in full, filling the entire laboratory with an invisible wind.

Wang Hao jumped in fright, then turned back and gave Xia Weiwei a mysterious smile that was both lecherous and strangely sincere.

Xia Weiwei immediately shuddered and warily retreated two steps. Only one thought remained in her mind: What an evil smile!

By the time Xia Weiwei came back to her senses, Wang Hao had already pushed Mai Mengmeng away and dashed out of the laboratory, vanishing without a trace.

"You shameless pervert, just you wait! You dared to bully Meng Meng—I'll chop you into eight pieces!"

Xia Weiwei stomped her feet in rage, then went to Mai Mengmeng's side and helped the lovestruck little loli up.

"Uh... I want hugs, I want kisses..."

"Stop fooling around. I'll take you home..."

"I don't want to go home. I want to stay here..."

"Mai Mengmeng, don't touch me there..."

"..."

"Pant, pant!!"

Only after confirming that there was no danger did Wang Hao stop and gasp heavily for breath. Luckily, that Violent Little Loli Xia Weiwei had not called the police. Otherwise, he really would have been thrown into a prison cell and sentenced for something like attempted assault.

If he really got locked in a prison cell, his wonderful life would end before it had even begun.

"System notification: As a promising and ambitious great villain, going to prison is a required course. The system has even specially prepared a Deluxe Prison Cell Gift Pack for the Host."

"Cough, cough!!"

Wang Hao coughed violently. Why was this guy everywhere?

A Prison Cell Gift Pack? Damn it, if he got locked up, could he even break out!?

One had to know that in the Interstellar Federation, everyone who had ever escaped from prison was a major figure with formidable cultivation and an overwhelmingly powerful force behind them.

He was just a poor loser right now. Escape from prison? If he went in, he would probably spend the rest of his life there.

Still, the newbie Big Gift Package had been so generous. This Prison Cell Gift Pack should not be bad either, right!?

Thinking about it that way, why did he suddenly feel an urge to go to prison?

"Stop encouraging me to go to prison. Tell me why I got the Little Y Worm Title!" Wang Hao spoke with obvious displeasure. Although he liked the skill that came with Little Y Worm, he absolutely had to get to the bottom of this matter of personal principles.

"The Host drugged Mai Mengmeng, then took advantage of her while she was not fully conscious. This completely fulfills the condition of using drugs and force required for the Little Y Worm Title," the system said seriously.

Drug my ass!

Force your ass!

It had been a laboratory accident, all right!

And Mai Mengmeng had clearly been the one to force a kiss on him. He was the victim, all right? Why was his character being insulted?

"System notification: The Host's thoughts are dangerous. As a promising and ambitious great villain, you should not possess something like character. Remember: gain the system and shock the world; from then on, integrity is but a passerby. Our goal is to leave behind a legacy of infamy for ten thousand years. Our wish is to gain the recognition of the world."

Wang Hao was dumbstruck. He had really learned something new today. So even being shameless could be made to sound so educational.

But if he was going to be infamous for ten thousand years, it would already be a blessing if people did not curse him with voodoo dolls. How could he gain the recognition of the world!? Be recognized as an unparalleled Big Bad Egg?

"This system already said it is a wish. The Host is too serious. You're even more womanly than a woman!" the system said disdainfully.

"Cough, cough..."

Wang Hao nearly choked, and a huge What the hell surfaced in his heart. Had this system been sent by heaven specifically to tease him!?

"Forget it. I'm not going to waste time talking nonsense with you."

Wang Hao waved his hand and looked around at this unfamiliar yet familiar Eleventh High School.

At that moment, the students of Eleventh High School were streaming toward the school gates. It was clearly time for school to end; otherwise, Xia Weiwei would not have gone to the laboratory to find Mai Mengmeng.

"Mm, I should go home first!"

Wang Hao scratched his chin and followed the students out through the school gates.

Along the way, he heard many students discussing tomorrow's school assembly.

"What do you think the principal will talk about at tomorrow's assembly!?"

"What else could it be? It'll definitely be about our studies."

"That's nonsense. The college entrance exam is only a few days away. The principal is probably going to select candidates for the Four Key Universities."

"That makes sense. I wonder how they'll select people this year."

"There are ninety-nine high schools on Earth. It's far too difficult for our Eleventh High School to achieve a good ranking."

"Exactly. The Four Key Universities only choose the top ten on Earth to participate in the selection. No matter how outstanding the rest are, they won't be accepted."

"They only chose ten people because Earth is the home planet. Otherwise, Earth would have at most five slots."

"I heard that there are at least five million students participating in the Four Key Universities' selection every year, but in the end, fewer than five hundred are admitted."

"Exactly. The competition is too brutal. Those five million students are all geniuses selected from the Interstellar Federation's fifty thousand Level One Planets."

"The geniuses on our Level One Planet would be trash once they got to Level Two and Level Three Planets... there's simply no comparison."

"That's true. Compared to Royal Academy students, we wouldn't even qualify to sweep the streets."

"..."