This headline...
Was too arrogant.
So very Uchiha!
But that arrogance had grounds. It was entirely justified.
If you disagreed, go beat a Mizukage or a Raikage yourself!
The rush-edition newspapers were wheeled out through the newspaper office's doors.
The young paperboys received an assignment on short notice.
"Extra! A great victory on the Eastern Front!"
"Extra! A great victory on the Northern Front!"
"Extra! Uchiha! Konoha's guardian deity! The Land of Fire's guardian deity!!!"
The paperboys' clear cries rang through Konoha's streets and alleys.
Then Konoha exploded.
"Give me a copy!"
"I want one too!"
"Stop pushing back there! Stop pushing!"
"You! You stepped on my foot!"
The newspapers were practically snatched straight out of the paperboys' hands.
Before they could react, a dense crowd had surrounded them, countless grasping hands reaching in from every direction.
"Don't snatch! Don't snatch! There's more! There's plenty more!"
The paperboys' voices drowned in the roaring crowd.
But soon, there was no need to trouble the paperboys anymore.
Because the Konoha villagers pouring in had surrounded the Love Newspaper Office's entrance outright!
Even the street outside the Love Newspaper Office was packed so tightly with people that nothing could get through.
Clutching their money, the Konoha villagers practically fought to stuff newspapers into their arms.
Some stood by the roadside and started reading the moment they got a copy.
Those beside them who hadn't gotten one stamped their feet in frustration, wishing they could squeeze their heads onto someone else's shoulder to steal a glance.
The newspaper office employees shouted themselves hoarse trying to maintain order, but it did no good at all.
The Konoha villagers had gone completely wild.
The war was over?
And both fronts had won overwhelming victories at the same time?
Kirigakure and Kumogakure had both been driven off?