So hot...

[Why isn't the bathroom door transparent?]

[Broad shoulders and a narrow waist-his body is probably pretty good too. Why cover everything up so tightly? Is his xx too small to show anyone?]

[Is the door locked?]

[I could pretend to fall, accidentally push down the door handle, and then... hehe!]

After learning that he was merely a villainous cannon-fodder character, Xu Shi had started acting without restraint.

A virtual world, a virtual him!

He was using someone else's identity anyway. Any embarrassment would belong to a fictional character.

His little hand sneaked onto the door handle, and he was just about to push down hard-

The door was pulled open from inside.

"Holy shit!"

His foot slipped, and his face landed on something soft.

Instinctively, he reached out and gave it a squeeze. Soft and springy-it seemed to feel pretty good.

What was this?

Xu Shi frowned and struggled to open his eyes, only to be met with a broad expanse of fair, muscular flesh.

[So pink!]

[So these are a man's pecs?]

It was his first time seeing a muscular man in real life. Those pecs were big and soft, and so tender and pink. They were simply...

[Mommy!]

[Ah~ delicious, delicious~]

Xu Shi took a deep breath and rubbed the tip of his nose against the Alpha's soft pec, pressing a dent into it.

[Can I take a bite?]

[He's my husband, so this shouldn't count as molesting him, right?]

[I heard about a delicious recipe: lick it, bite it, then soak it in "milk"...]

A flurry of censored images flashed through Xie Yanci's mind.

So noisy.

Their marriage contract had clearly stated that staying out of each other's affairs was the most basic agreement.

Xie Yanci pushed away Xu Shi, who was draped over him and feeling him up. A hint of impatience showed in his refined features. Without a word, he stepped past him and left.

The hallway was brightly lit.

The Alpha was bare-chested, water dripping from his short hair and sliding down his long neck. The lines of muscle across his back were smooth and well-defined.

Broad shoulders and a narrow waist-a classic inverted-triangle build.

A mature man who was disciplined and had worked out for years, every contour of his muscles was firm and powerful, and his whole body radiated an intense masculinity.

The only thing at odds with his aloof, ascetic air was the faint redness at the tips of his ears beneath his wet hair.

Xu Shi wiped away his drool.

[Holy shit... that body is prime male-model material!]

Xie Yanci: "..."

His wife certainly knew a lot about male models.

[How can I get him to sleep with me just once?]

[No, wait, my husband seems to be all show and no substance.]

[He's impotent.]

"..."

The Alpha ahead of him suddenly stopped, turned around, and gave Xu Shi a meaningful look.

Xu Shi froze.

[Why are you looking at me?]

[Want to sleep with me?]

[Actually, technology is so advanced now, it's not like this condition is incurable. If he took medication...]

"I'm going to France the day after tomorrow to discuss a project."

Xie Yanci spoke abruptly, interrupting the filthy thoughts filling Xu Shi's head.

His cool, indifferent gaze swept over his somewhat dazed wife. Still a little concerned, he added:

"If you feel unwell at all, have the butler take you to the hospital."

He paused, then continued, "Or call me. Once I'm done with work, I'll come home promptly."

There were no feelings involved in their business marriage, but he was still his wife in name. He ought to show him concern.

That had always been the Xie Family's teaching.

Only-

[He's finally leaving?]

[According to the plot progression of an erotic novel, I should take the opportunity to have an affair with the butler.]

[Is the butler muscular?]

Xie Yanci: "..."

His wife was possessed.

"The butler is forty this year."

Xie Yanci turned and entered the bedroom, leaving that unhurried remark behind.

"!"

Xu Shi was startled.

He felt the embarrassment of having his thoughts exposed.

He hurriedly put on a flattering smile and trotted into the bedroom after Xie Yanci. "Husband, don't work too hard~"

"I'll be good and wait at home for you to come back. Mwah~"

[As if!]

[I'm booking ten male models the day after tomorrow!]

[I'm young and gorgeous. The line of people who want to sleep with me stretches from Hong Kong City to France. Some people really have no taste.]

Since his husband's character was supposed to remain chaste for the protagonist bottom, he would not force him.

There were Alphas everywhere.

He was very open-minded.

Xie Yanci dried his wet hair at an unhurried pace. In the bedroom's dim light, his cool, indifferent eyes narrowed slightly.

Glancing sideways, he watched Xu Shi's retreating figure enter the bathroom, his thin lips pressing into a straight line.

So disobedient.

So noisy it gave him a headache.

Tossing the towel onto the back of a chair, Xie Yanci picked up the phone on the bed and sent his assistant a message:

[Arrange for the vice president to handle the partnership negotiations in France.]

He had no time.

The little cat he kept at home had been far too fond of straying lately. Very disobedient.

After his shower, Xu Shi discovered something that grew more terrifying the more he thought about it.

Not only did this villainous cannon fodder have exactly the same name and appearance as him, even every mole on his body was in the same place.

It was as though he really was him...

Could this character have been written based on him?

Had he offended some author friend in real life, to be written as such miserable cannon fodder?

How strange.

He had forgotten all his memories of his previous life. All he remembered was suddenly coming into a windfall, then dying of sheer happiness.

Now he had not only transmigrated into villainous cannon fodder, but also gained a husband for free.

Only one dim yellow wall lamp was on in the bedroom. This was Xie Yanci's sleeping habit; he was afraid of the dark.

Xu Shi did not know why. He only remembered that this was what the character profile had said.

Xu Shi rolled over.

He stared at the sleeping face of the Alpha beside him.

Xie Yanci had excellent bone structure. Even in the dim yellow light, his cool, handsome face was still striking.

His breathing was even, softening the innate chill of authority he usually carried.

[So handsome.]

[Too bad he's a limp dick. What a waste of such a gorgeous face and body.]

[And he keeps lying beside me, tempting me. How is this any different from a eunuch visiting a brothel?]

[Can I drug him?]

Xie Yanci: "..."

He was not asleep yet.

Who on earth had been spreading rumors about him, making his wife misunderstand him so badly?

[Is he asleep?]

Xu Shi leaned closer.

Xie Yanci instinctively held his breath.

[Looks like he's fast asleep.]

[Hehe... does that mean I can do whatever I want?]

"?"

Xie Yanci frowned so faintly it was imperceptible.

Suddenly, an arm draped across his waist.

His lower abdomen tightened.

His entire body instinctively tensed.

It was his first time having such intimate physical contact with anyone. Even Xie Yanci's heart stopped for several seconds.

[Aaaaaah! My first time touching a man's abs!]

[Holy shit, they're so hard!]

[So hot...]