Anime Crossover: Raising Homelander from Childhood, So Righteous It's Twisted
Chapter 90

Absolute reason? Noble morality?

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Outside Observation Room, several researchers wearing heavy protective clothing tightly grasped the high-voltage electric shock batons in their hands and stared nervously at Chimpanzee on the other side of the bulletproof glass.

"Lynn Director, don't be fooled by how quiet it is now."

The leading researcher swallowed, with obvious fear in his voice, "Yesterday afternoon, a psychological evaluator from Group Two just went in to do a routine test on it. This monster actually exposed the most secret trauma in the evaluator's heart in just a few words, causing the former Marine Corps veteran with excellent psychological quality to have a nervous breakdown on the spot. He knelt on the ground and cried bitterly. Its IQ... is simply a devil who plays with people's hearts."

Lynn ignored the researcher's panic.

He stood quietly in front of the bulletproof glass and looked at Chimpanzee wearing a gray hoodie.

Charlie's eyes did not contain the anger or fear of wild animals being imprisoned.

On the contrary, it is a kind of superior compassion full of superiority.

It felt like a modern scholar who claimed to be a god, sitting behind bulletproof glass, watching the group of stupid barbarians outside holding spears and yelling.

Lynn frowned slightly.

He has seen many crazy people, such as Vogelbaum Doctor, but that kind of madness is pure evil.

But the Chimpanzee in front of him exudes a kind of arrogance that makes people very uncomfortable.

"Open the door." Lynn ordered calmly.

"Director, this is absolutely not okay!"

The researcher was stunned, "The president has ordered that no one can step into Observation Room Three without three armed teams present. Its muscle density is five times that of a normal silverback gorilla, and its instantaneous explosive power is enough to tear apart body armor!"

Lynn turned his head and his calm eyes fell on the researcher's face.

"I'm here to evaluate the company's assets. Open the door. This is an order."

Under the unquestionable pressure of Lynn, the researcher pressed the password on the identifier with trembling hands.

Accompanied by the dull sound of the air pressure valve exhausting, the thick alloy door slowly slid open to both sides.

Lynn straightened the hem of his suit, put his hands casually in his trouser pockets, and without any weapons or protective clothing, he walked calmly into the white room that was regarded as a dragon's den and a tiger's den.

As the alloy door closed again behind him, the noise from the outside world was completely isolated.

Charlie closed the thick original English philosophy book on his lap.

It did not make defensive or attacking postures like ordinary beasts, but leaned on the back of the chair very naturally. Its gray-brown eyes looked at Lynn who walked in front of it with a condescending look.

"You are different from those lower creatures out there who are dominated by primitive hormones."

Charlie spoke.

Its voice is deep and steady, and its English pronunciation is as standard as if it were reporting the news.

It stretched out its black-haired fingers and lightly tapped the table in front of it, with a sense of natural arrogance in its tone:

"I can hear your heartbeat is very steady. You are not afraid of me. This shows that the prefrontal lobe of your brain is more developed than theirs, and you can barely use reason to suppress the animal's instinct of fearing the strong."

Lynn did not pull up a chair and sit down, but looked down at the chattering Chimpanzee.

"They want to package me as a pet and sell me. This is an illogical joke."

Charlie didn't notice Lynn's eyes, still immersed in his own absolute reason, "My brain capacity and neuron connection speed exceed 99% of the humans in this building. I understand Quantum Mechanics, and I have also seen through your hypocritical moral system. Those fat-bellied rich people, what qualifications do you have for me to be their bodyguard?"

"So, you consider yourself a detached philosopher?"

Lynn sneered.

"I just evolved to a higher level."

Charlie spread his hands and made a helpless action full of human colors, "I don't eat meat because it goes against the moral logic of higher organisms. I don't use violence because violence is a way for low-IQ creatures to vent their emotions, but that doesn't mean I can't kill people."

Charlie looked at Lynn: "If I wanted to, I could break the necks of the researchers outside at the most precise angle, but I didn't do that because I was waiting for a smart person who could understand me to negotiate."

"Negotiation?"

"I know you are Director from the Vought International special assets department, and you are in charge of a group of Superpower brats who have been injected with compounds."

Charlie's tone became more confident, "Human cubs are always influenced by emotions and are full of flaws, like unstable bombs. I can help you manage them. I have absolute reason and can serve as a mentor to eliminate those useless emotions and weaknesses in them and train them to be truly perfect and truly logical beings."

Charlie thinks this is a perfect deal.

It provides advanced wisdom in exchange for freedom and status.

However, the air in the room dropped to freezing point at this moment.

Lynn The casual expression on his face completely disappeared.

He looked at the self-righteous Chimpanzee in front of him as if he were looking at a pile of unrecyclable garbage.

This self-proclaimed monkey shouts about the hypocritical morality of not eating meat and despises human emotions, but he brazenly wants to turn the children he has worked so hard to cultivate with apples, barbecue, ice cream and countless patience into machines without emotions.

"Absolute reason? Noble morality?"

Lynn took a step forward, and his leather shoes made a crisp sound when he stepped on the white sterile floor.

At the same time, he raised his left hand and gently rubbed the dark gray Bracelet with his fingertips.

With a thought, the invisible ripples belonging to the "world" instantly opened up in Observation Room, accurately wrapping Charlie in an independent space.

In Charlie's sight, the surrounding bright and clean white room disappeared without warning.

There were no solid walls, no chair that made it feel safe, and even the thick philosophy book that it had just treasured turned into ashes in an instant.

Instead, there was boundless thick darkness, and a sense of spatial distortion that completely went against all common sense of physics.

The super brain that Charlie is proud of began to run wildly. It tried to use Quantum Mechanics and the space folding theory to explain to itself everything that happened in front of it.

But it quickly discovered in despair that all the human logic it had learned was ineffective in this closed dark realm.

Then, a pair of invisible huge eyes seemed to open in the darkness.

It was an absolute sense of oppression that transcended the top of the biological chain, staring at it without any emotion.

Here, its high IQ becomes a joke, and its proud sanity is easily broken like a thin layer of window paper.

The survival instinct deep in Charlie's genes that originated from animals and that it tried its best to deny and hate completely overwhelmed its reason like a tsunami.

The black hair on its body suddenly stood up, and it fell from the chair uncontrollably, with its hands and feet firmly clasped on the ground. Its gray-brown eyes were filled with the most primitive and extreme fear of a beast.

It wanted to say a few Spinoza quotes in standard English to prove its elegance, but all it came out of its throat were the rough gasps and desperate cries of a monkey when it encounters a natural enemy.

"You feel that you have evolved, you look down on human emotions, and you feel that the researchers outside who are afraid of you are inferior creatures."

Lynn walked up to Charlie and looked down at the trembling orangutan in the illusion, his tone was cold and without any warmth.

"But in my eyes, you are just a beast whose brain has been ripened by chemical compounds. After reading a few books, you don't know how much you weigh. Your set of hypocritical double-standard logic is not even worthy of carrying my Backyard Goldfish shoes."

Lynn bent down slightly and stared at Charlie's bloodshot eyes due to fear.

"My children are indeed noisy, they will fight over the last piece of fried chicken, and they will cheat when playing baseball, but they have souls, feelings, and the heart to protect their families."

Lynn's voice was very soft, but every word was heartfelt, "And you are just a piece of rotten meat that has learned to speak English. Stop judging my family with your disgusting arrogance."

Lynn took back the power in Bracelet, and the invisible "world" instantly dissipated.

Charlie was still slumped on the floor, breathing heavily, and his whole body was soaked in cold sweat.

Until Lynn turned around, it could not recover from the unforgettable fear just now.

The illusion of just ten seconds completely crushed its ridiculous sense of superiority and reason into powder.

Lynn didn't even bother to look at it and walked directly to the alloy door.

Outside the bulletproof glass, as the alloy door reopened, the researchers all breathed a sigh of relief when they saw Lynn walking out unharmed.

"Director, what are the evaluation results?"

The leading researcher hurriedly rushed forward, his eyes fearfully peeking into the glass from time to time.

Lynn took out the square towel from his suit pocket, wiped his hands casually, and then accurately threw it into the trash can nearby.

"A failure with abnormal IQ, self-righteousness and no commercial value."

Lynn straightened his sleeves and delivered the final verdict in a calm tone, "Notify President Edgar that the pet plan should be stopped immediately. Lock up this empty-talking trash to Containment Room at the bottom, and don't let it get out and disgust people."

[PS: The opinions in this article are intended to satirize the fucked protagonist (that is, the orangutan Charlie) in the anime "The Darwin Incident", and have absolutely nothing to do with other levels such as philosophy! Thank you everyone˙ᵕ˙ᰔ]

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