Going Off the Rails Daily, This Brother and Sister Set the Entertainment Industry Straight!
Chapter 99

The rich steal my life, the poor steal my takeout

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[Are you sure you want to chat with us? If you put it that way, we won't hold back.]

[You should know that netizens and fans are kind people, but you're very kind too. I don't even know what I'm forcing myself to praise here, but since I've already started, just read it as it is.]

[I'm different from those girls. They like to build things up, but I'm different. I'm straight, so I'll get straight to it: what's the first thing you do when you ride a bike?]

[What kind of question is that? Why don't I understand it?]

[You're not supposed to understand. Only a certain group knows about this.]

[I think I know the answer, haha!]

"What's the first thing you do when you ride a bike?" Zhou Zhichu repeated. Although the question itself seemed perfectly fine, he kept feeling that the viewers were setting a trap for him, and for a moment, he didn't know how to answer.

"Do I have to ride a bike? Can I walk instead?" After thinking for a while, Zhou Zhichu decided to negotiate with the viewers.

"We could be more environmentally friendly and travel low-carbon. I think walking sounds pretty good. We don't necessarily have to ride a bike, right?"

After spending years in the entertainment industry, Zhou Zhichu had learned all too well about verbal pitfalls. He couldn't give the viewers any chance to catch him making a mistake.

[Bro, what are you even talking about?]

[Clearly, he doesn't remember. His answer cracked me up. Low-carbon travel, my ass.]

[How scared is he that we'll trick him? We're clearly kind little angels. How could he think that of us?]

[There probably isn't another person as kind as me in the world. I'll give you a hint: windshield.]

Memories he

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