When he let go, Wu Jiangyuan immediately stood up and punched him in the stomach, "What a piece of shit."
The force was neither light nor heavy, Pei Jinghe smiled and held his hand, "Why don't you eat some?"
Wu Jiangyuan then looked at the desserts on the table and snorted, "Don't you know I will be on a variety show to control my weight recently?"
His lips were moist and slightly swollen. Pei Jinghe looked at it for a while before looking away, "What variety show?"
Wu Jiangyuan withdrew his hand, "A dating show."
Pei Jinghe:"?"
He looked calm and asked, "What is it called?"
Wu Jiangyuan: "Why are you asking in such detail? Is it possible that you want to buy someone else's show?"
Pei Jinghe:"Yeah."
Wu Jiangyuan rolled his eyes. "Nervous."
Pei Jinghe didn't say anything. He looked sideways and saw that his face was serious, as if he was serious just now.
"..." Wu Jiangyuan tutted lightly. "I'm kidding you, you stupid idiot."
Pei Jinghe gave him a half-hearted glance, "This joke is not funny."
Wu Jiangyuan:"It's boring."
This kind of Stuffed Gourd probably can't find a partner other than marrying him.
It was still difficult for me to accept it.
He took the initiative and asked, "What are you going to give to your aunt for her birthday next week?"
"Aunt?" Pei Jinghe's focus is novel.
Wu Jiangyuan looked puzzled, "Aunt Yao, why don't you even recognize your mother?"
"My mother?" Pei Jinghe thought about this sentence for a moment, his eyes dim, "Isn't it also your mother?"
"You've been married for so long, Wu Jiangyuan, don't you think of my mother as your mother?"
He said this last sentence with a hint of resentment and condemnation.
Wu Jiangyuan:"..."
He opened his mouth, but couldn't say anything to refute.
emmm... there seems to be something wrong.
Then he said with a serious expression, "Why are you so anxious? I will definitely scream in front of Aunt Yao."
Aren't they just a fake couple? Why are they so serious in private?
But Wu Jiangyuan couldn't say this sentence.
Are you really a fake husband? You have done everything you should and should not do.
Now his feelings towards Pei Jinghe are quite strange, not annoying at all, and he is even in a good mood when I see him.
Is this considered liking?
When Wu Jiangyuan thought of this conclusion, he got goosebumps for no reason.
Help, it's impossible for him to say that he likes Pei Jinghe in public.
(Apparently a certain Alpha completely forgot that he liked Pei Jinghe the last time he was drunk.)
He looked away from Pei Jinghe, feeling a little guilty for no reason.
Pei Jinghe knew that he had an awkward temperament, so he stopped embarrassing him, "Everything has been arranged, will you be free then?"
Wu Jiangyuan: "Aunt Yao passed away, of course I have."
But when Wu Jiangyuan saw the itinerary that night, he tutted a few times to express his annoyance.
Why did the recording time for the variety show coincide with Aunt Yao's birthday?
Wu Jiangyuan decisively called He Qu to communicate.
He Qu wondered on the other end of the phone, "Ah? You want to change the time? Why?"
Wu Jiangyuan: "It's my mother-in-law's birthday next week, and it coincides with the recording of the program."
He Qu: "Ah... okay, I'll go communicate with the program, but the contract has already been signed, so I don't know if we can accommodate it."
Wu Jiangyuan: "If the recording of one episode of the program really doesn't work, forget it."
He Qu: "Are you planning to squeeze in time to run in both directions?"
"No." Wu Jiangyuan said, "Then reject it and I will pay the liquidated damages."
He Qu complained over the phone, "You evil rich people, I will fight with you."
"Okay, the program director is someone I know. I'll go negotiate with you first and see if we can postpone the recording for one day."
Wu Jiangyuan feels sorry. "I'm sorry Little Bun."
He Qu joked, "It's okay, just make a lot of money for my company."
Wu Jiangyuan: "Okay, okay, I will be a cow and a horse for you from now on."
"Oh, I don't dare take this seriously. My young master Wu, I still want to live a long life."
The two chatted for a while and hung up the phone. Wu Jiangyuan sat on the bed. Suddenly, a Little Black Snake emerged from the quilt and vomited snake seeds at him.
Wu Jiangyuan put down the phone, stretched out his hand toward it and said, "Mangmang, come to daddy quickly."
Since Little Black Snake was brought back, he has grown up a lot and his body is a few times thicker than before.
Although I don't know if other little Black King Snakes are like this, but Wu Jiangyuan is very humane. It seems to be able to understand words, and it obediently walks towards the palm of the hand and wraps around it.
When Wu Jiangyuan calls it Mangmang, the tip of its tail will wag in response.
Because they are very humane, Wu Jiangyuan is free-range, and the breeding box does not lock. Mangmang will crawl out when he wants to, and will not crawl around. Instead, he will crawl onto the bed and stick to Wu Jiangyuan.
It's so cute, Wu Jiangyuan can't put it down.
As a result, Pei Jinghe was a little jealous about this.
Perhaps because the aura of Enigma is too strong, Mangmang would not take the initiative to approach Pei Jinghe, and would hide immediately when seeing him on weekdays.
In response to this, Wu Jiangyuan asked if his stinky face could be changed. Even snakes can't stand it.
Pei Jinghe just replied with a cold face, "You can't change what you are born with."
Wu Jiangyuan is Buddha.
He went downstairs with Mangmang wrapped around his wrist. Pei Jinghe was sitting at the bar doing business. When he heard the movement, he looked up and locked eyes with Little Black Snake on the white wrist, frowning slightly.
"Auntie Zhang is on vacation today?"
Wu Jiangyuan walked around the kitchen and came out and asked.
Pei Jinghe said, "I have something to do at home and I took a day off."
"Oh." Wu Jiangyuan sat across from him, "I'm hungry."
Pei Jinghe's eyes fell on his wrist, "Shall I cook for you?"
Wu Jiangyuan frowned. "Have you forgotten the dark cuisine last time?"
Pei Jinghe said calmly, "How about you order takeout?"
"Okay." Wu Jiangyuan was waiting for his words. He immediately took out his phone and started browsing.
There was a takeaway that he really wanted to eat last time, but Pei Jinghe always said it was not good to eat takeout. He always ate the food cooked by Auntie Zhang, so he never had the chance to try it.
When he was ordering food, Mangmang climbed down from his wrist, crossed his body and stared at Pei Jinghe curiously.
Pei Jinghe narrowed his eyes and stared at it, feeling a sense of coercion silently.
Mangmang flicked the tip of its tail anxiously, turned around and crawled back to Wu Jiangyuan's hand.
But he was intercepted halfway and grabbed him.
Pei Jinghe put his thumb against its chin, thoughtfully.
'Hiss--'
Mangmang vomited twice and couldn't get away, so she lay on the back of his hand like mud.
Wu Jiangyuan didn't pay attention, his eyes were entirely on the takeout interface.
Everyone wants to eat, what should I do?
But you have to control your diet.
When he was confused, he went to ask Pei Jinghe for his opinion. When he looked up, he saw a man and a snake staring at each other.
"Don't you like it?" Wu Jiangyuan said.
"Hmm." Pei Jinghe calmly looked away and put Mangmang down, "I don't like it."
Mangmang got free and quickly swam back to Wu Jiangyuan, got into the cuffs and became a dead snake.
Wu Jiangyuan found it funny. "What were you thinking just now?"
Pei Jinghe answered truthfully, "Snake wine."
Wu Jiangyuan was shocked, "You are such a vicious person!"
Pei Jinghe said coolly, "If you say anything else, hit it seven inches."
Wu Jiangyuan could feel Mangmang attached to his wrist and patted the snake's tail anxiously, unable to hold back his laughter.
"It's condemning you."
Pei Jinghe:"Whatever."
An eyesore snake.
You still think highly of yourself, there are only two chapters, hehe