Live Stream Appraisal: You Can't Breed That Pokémon!
Chapter 24

Lightspeed Appraisal! With So Many Plump Weedle, Why Did You Pick the Scrawniest One? (Please Follow for Updates)

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Next came the Weedle appraisal segment.

Ye Yinchuan had the two children point the camera at each Weedle so he could pick out the best one.

"This one won't do. Its Individual Value is a problem!"

"Switch to another one. This one has a bad Nature!"

"Hmm... this one only knows Tackle. Put it aside for now!"

Since there were quite a lot of Weedle, Ye Yinchuan sped up his appraisal process as well.

Wait, can you really appraise anything like this?

Streamer, I know you're capable, but be honest—are you messing with us?

Please, at least put on an act!

The viewers who had stuck around in the Live Stream Chat all had some understanding of Ye Yinchuan's abilities.

But this was the first time Ye Yinchuan had displayed such rapid appraisals, and it went far beyond what many people could comprehend.

Other streamers who appraised Pokémon would spend over ten minutes just examining one before managing to squeeze out even half a word.

But over on Ye Yinchuan's side, it was like an X-ray assembly line—click, click, and on to the next one.

In short, Ye Yinchuan's appraisal methods were somewhat too advanced.

At the city's Dream Protection Bureau.

Officer Tan had just finished a livestream call. After hearing what was happening here, he specifically came back and entered Ye Yinchuan's Live Stream Chat.

He had just done a segment promoting awareness on how to expose fake Pokémon appraisal masters on livestreams. One of the points he had mentioned was that appraising Pokémon was an extremely complicated and comprehensive process, and anyone who did it too quickly was obviously a fraud.

Even the most professional Pokémon Appraiser, even when examining one in person, needed at least a minute to make a rough judgment.

Yet Ye Yinchuan was now turning the pressure right back on him.

His speed in appraising a single Weedle—forget one minute—even five seconds would have counted as a long time.

Officer Tan, is this Snorlax Appraisal also obviously fake?

This is hilarious. So which side has the problem?

Bullet Comments flooded through Officer Tan's Live Stream Chat.

"Ahem, ahem. They say true masters are found among ordinary people. The viewers who were just in my Live Stream Chat should know that this Snorlax Appraisal is precisely one such master from among the people! He must have some unknown appraisal technique!"

Officer Tan was slightly embarrassed. He picked up a towel beside him and strategically wiped his sweat.

How could he possibly say Ye Yinchuan's appraisal skills were problematic?

After all, Ye Yinchuan had just helped the Dream Treasure Bureau appraise a Psychic-type Mutated Ponyta.

"Bro, how about you take a break for now? Once my family gets another batch in a couple of days, you can pick again. We're not in a hurry..."

Seeing that all the Weedle in the room were nearly done being appraised, yet Ye Yinchuan had not found one he was particularly satisfied with, the boy said unwillingly.

"No, this one will do!"

When he saw the panel of one of the last few Weedle, Ye Yinchuan's eyes lit up.

"This one?"

The boy pointed at a Weedle that looked somewhat stronger.

"No, the one hiding in the back."

The one Ye Yinchuan pointed to was, coincidentally, an especially skinny-looking Weedle that seemed completely listless!

How could a Weedle get this skinny?

Wait, did it get sucked dry?

Streamer, are you sure? Don't mislead people!

Although Ye Yinchuan's abilities were right there for all to see, the Weedle he had picked went against common sense—

Out of so many plump, healthy Weedle, he had chosen the skinniest and most lifeless one!

And there were also some viewers who had only recently entered the Live Stream Chat.

Naturally, there was no shortage of doubts!

"A true Pokémon appraisal must go against common sense! Just like true masters are forever misunderstood!"

Faced with these doubts, Ye Yinchuan had a flash of inspiration and delivered this outrageously pretentious line!

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