Live Stream Appraisal: You Can't Breed That Pokémon!
Chapter 46

Pidgey as Strong as Super Male Syndrome Machop? Where There's a Sleeping Dragon, There's a Young Phoenix! (Please Follow)

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The scene Ye Yinchuan saw was unmistakably a restroom.

It had squat toilets. The hygiene was average, with wads of paper beside the trash bin, seemingly with fillings in them.

It looked like a restroom in a public area.

Bobo Won't Fly? More like Poop Won't Fly.

Why did she seem to be a girl? She was dressed pretty nicely.

Looks stinky, though...

"You're the Lao Ba! All of you are Lao Ba!"

The voice from the other side was a little gritted, but it sounded like a young girl's voice.

Besides the surroundings, the camera also showed part of Bobo Won't Fly's body.

Sharp-eyed viewers could make out the edge of a skirt and determine that she was a young girl.

Combined with Bobo Won't Fly's sweet voice, there was even more room for imagination.

"No, you can tell she's pretty from just that little bit? Don't just force yourselves to compliment every woman!"

Ye Yinchuan silently mocked those Bullet Comments, reminded of games he had played before.

Some male players would get wildly excited the moment they saw that someone was female, their heads filled with fantasies.

But who knew whether the beautiful female character and sweet voice hid some burly dude picking at his feet, or a Tiger Tank?

Anyone who didn't show their face was to be treated as Qiao Biluo!

"Where's your Bobo? Let me see your Bobo."

Seeing the setting, Ye Yinchuan felt that the other party might not be respecting him. His tone was not impatient, but it was crisp and direct.

666, it has to be the Streamer. He asks to see her Bobo right away!

Isn't the Streamer an appraiser? Of course he has to inspect her Bobo. What's wrong with that?

Judging by her voice, her Bobo is B-Rank at most, probably A-Rank. I mean Individual Value.

Ye Yinchuan could only sigh helplessly at the Bullet Comments.

Teasing girls was perhaps one of the greatest pleasures for certain netizens.

And why was Ye Yinchuan helpless?

Because these bastards had truly mastered the art of language.

If you said they had a problem, they would probably play dumb. In the end, you would be the one with the dirty mind.

All he could say was that the truly innocent probably wouldn't understand.

Meanwhile.

Bobo Won't Fly, otherwise known as Xiao Wen, was practically grinding her teeth to dust.

Those Bullet Comments were too ridiculous. Just as they said above, even if she understood them, she had no way to question them.

Xiao Wen even began to suspect that Ye Yinchuan had asked that on purpose.

But she couldn't find any proof at all!

"Here. Bobo's right here."

Xiao Wen turned the camera toward the Pidgey in her arms.

Her brows furrowed as she sensed something was off.

Wow, Little Sister is dressed so cutely.

That Bobo is so creamy and fair!

What Bobo? Isn't that her back? This is way too disrespectful!

"Damn it..."

Xiao Wen had finally realized that no matter which Live Stream Chat she was in, some netizens were all equally rotten.

During her last stream, someone had even called her "Flat Princess."

Ye Yinchuan ignored them. The netizens could be as naughty as they wanted.

He needed to appraise this Pokémon.

As for beauties... I, Ye, read the Spring and Autumn Annals!

If she showed her face and figure, there might be something worth appreciating. But like this, she was nowhere near as interesting as Pokémon.

Pidgey looked like a small bird, but including its crest and claws, it stood around 0.3 meters tall.

Held in Bobo Won't Fly's arms, it looked like she was holding a fat old hen.

There was a hook-shaped black marking around Pidgey's eyes.

From its face to its belly, as well as the lower halves of its wings, it was cream-colored, while the rest was brown.

This Pidgey had been kept very clean. Its cream-colored parts really were milky white.

The netizens were being cruel, but they were not completely talking nonsense.

In addition, Pidgey had three tufts of feathers on its head and tail that echoed each other.

However, among the three tufts on its head, the middle one was brown and the two sides were cream-colored, while the tail feathers were all brown.

Among Pokémon of its species, this Pidgey was considered quite handsome.

Its body was sturdy and full, its feathers glossy, and its eyes exceptionally bright. It looked refined and lively.

The colors of its beak and claws were also beautiful.

Pidgey's beak and claws were both purple. Ones with good texture looked almost like jade.

Its claws had three toes, two in front and one behind. The nails were white and had been cleaned thoroughly, without a speck of grime.

"Your Pidgey is quite the real deal."

Because it had such a good appearance, Ye Yinchuan could not help praising it.

Pokémon were pets, after all, so looks were very important to many people.

Girls in particular preferred things that were cute and pretty.

"Hehe, you've got a good eye. I paid 4,000 yuan for this Pidgey."

Bobo Won't Fly could not help feeling a little pleased at the praise.

But as she stroked Pidgey, her tone shifted.

"Still, I've got something bothering me. There's a bit of a problem with my Pidgey. I wonder if you can tell what it is."

Hearing her words, Ye Yinchuan looked at the panel and understood.

Four thousand yuan was roughly the price that a Starter Pokémon hatchling with standard aptitude and appearance could sell for under normal circumstances.

Though Pidgey's Upper Limit was not on par with the Starter Pokémon, it had the advantage of being a Flying Type, and its good appearance let it measure up.

With this Pidgey's looks, 4,000 yuan was not a loss.

But the problem was...

Under Appraisal Eye, every detail on Pidgey's panel was laid bare—

Small Bird Pokémon: Pidgey Level: 6 Type: Normal, Flying Base Stats: D-Rank (252) Individual Value: A-Rank (186) Status: Slightly Uneasy Nature: Timid Ability: Tangled Feet Trait: Fear of Heights

There had been no problem with anything before that.

Even its Timid Nature, while not ideal, could still be overcome through training.

Until he saw the final Trait.

Ye Yinchuan could not stop his neck from craning forward. His eyes widened slightly as he wondered whether he had misread it.

Did the Streamer see something good? She isn't exposed or anything.

The last time the Streamer looked like this was last time.

"What's wrong? Don't scare me. Is there a huge problem with my Pidgey?"

Seeing Ye Yinchuan's expression, Bobo Won't Fly could not help muttering nervously.

Take out the word "problem"!

First ask whether there is one, then ask whether it's huge!

"No, Beauty, I thought your username was just a joke. Your Pidgey really can't fly?"

Ye Yinchuan seemed to understand something.

His expression returned to calm as he accepted reality.

He had already encountered a Machop with Super Male Syndrome, so encountering a Pidgey with a fear of heights was perfectly reasonable, right?

As the saying went, where there was a Sleeping Dragon, there was bound to be a Young Phoenix?

"But compared to Super Male Syndrome Machop, a Pidgey with a fear of heights is even more outrageous, isn't it? Forget it, hard to say..."

Fear of Heights sounded rather fancy in the panel description.

It was really just acrophobia, what people commonly called a fear of heights—

A fear of high places. Being somewhere high could even cause physical symptoms such as nausea and dizziness.

"Pidgey, you're a Flying Type Pokémon. You're actually afraid of heights?"

Ye Yinchuan found it both funny and absurd. Isn't that like Magikarp being afraid of water?

Bobo Won't Fly was also somewhat surprised as she asked back, "You actually figured it out? Then do you know the reason, or have a solution?"

666, it really can't fly?

Snorlax Appraisal, nothing but living treasures!

What a genius! A ground-bound Pidgey!

The Bullet Comments erupted as well.

Clearly, Pidgey being afraid of heights was like absurdity opening the door for absurdity—

It was absurd all the way home!

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