Early morning, Twinleaf Town.
Sunlight spilled into the room through the gaps in the curtains, drawing golden spots on the floor.
From outside the window came the crisp cry of Starly and the faint chatter and laughter of the townspeople greeting each other.
Xiaoyun slowly got up from the bed, his hair was messy as if it had been bombed, his eyes were half open and half closed, and his brain barely completed the power-on self-test.
Well, this is my home.
My room, my bed, my quilt.
There seems to be something in the quilt?
Xiaoyun frowned and instinctively raised his right foot.
Bang kick! Hit the target accurately!
"Fuck!! You're going to die! Can you kick Benmi?! Ah?!"
The unknown species that was kicked rolled out of the bed, rolled three times in the air before regaining its balance, and cursed.
It is the grass hedgehog Shaymin.
At this moment, it is glaring at Xiaoyun with its small eyes. If eyes could kill, someone would be imprisoned.
"Huh? I'm sorry. The flowers on you are irritating. I haven't gotten used to it after not sleeping together for a long time."
Xiaoyun scratched his messy hair and put on an insincere smile on his face
"By the way, when did you get in? I remember you were still watching TV in the living room when Rest happened last night."
Shaymin shook the flowers on his ears and said angrily, "Can't I just come in by myself after watching the TV? Your door is not locked."
"Okay, okay, you have the final say. But can you say hello in advance next time? What if I fall asleep and throw you out as Poké Ball?"
Xiaoyun waved his hand and started looking for slippers.
Oh, this scumbag hedgehog, how can he get wet with rain and dew? He really thinks he is Dawn, sleep wherever he wants?
Dawn: Xiaoyun, come out with me.
Shaymin was so angry that he almost lost his temper due to his unrepentant attitude and the disgust in his eyes, and then automatically turned on the quintessence of Chinese mode:
"I*! You ****! You kicked your nose in the face, right? Do you know how to respect the doctor? Where is your conscience! Have you been eaten by Aerodactyl? @#￥%..."
(Omitting some harmonious words here, it can probably fill an 800-word essay.)
"Oh oh oh, yes, yes, yes, my fault, my fault."
Xiaoyun was perfunctory while getting out of bed and stretched out, completely ignoring the elegance and beauty of Shaymin.
His eyes scanned around the room, and then settled on the bedside table.
Oh, God, look what I found.
Dang! A squirting Skitty!
"Skitty is still cute."
Then, Xiaoyun hugged Skitty and went downstairs, bypassing Shaymin who was still cursing.
Skitty was confused: What happened? Why did I go downstairs again?
Shaymin who was left in the room. "???"
It looked at the empty door, feeling its still aching buttocks, trembling with anger:
"This is unreasonable!! This birth!!! Benmi is not done with you!!!"
Downstairs, living room.
A middle-aged man who looks gentle and elegant and wears thin-rimmed glasses is reading a newspaper.
It is the old father Qing'an, the mayor Twinleaf Town.
"Lina, it's already been three hours a day, why hasn't Xiaoyun gotten up yet? Young people can't be too lazy. How about I go up and call him."
Bang!
As soon as he finished speaking, a clean and violent shock hit Qing'an on the head accurately, and the old father's eyes instantly became clear.
He saw a capable and charming woman with her hands on her hips and her eyebrows raised, glaring at him:
"My son finally came home from the competition and wanted to take a nap. Isn't it just to relax and have a rest? As a father, do you have any fatherly love? You just know how to push! You are stupid at work!"
Qing'an was rendered speechless by his wife's series of maternal love radiances, and smiled in apology:
"Yes, yes, my wife is right, it's my fault, it's my fault. If I don't care, it will lead to chaos."
He admitted his mistake, but in his heart he was complaining crazily:
Come on, wait until the three days of freshness have passed, and you will be able to have motherly love by then. You will be cruel, and see if I don't record your words and show you to beat your body repeatedly.
No, if you record it, you might be beaten to death by Lina.
Forget it.
Lina rolled her eyes at her husband, while humming a song, she took out several shiny trophies from the cupboard and wiped them with a clean soft cloth.
"Our son has won the championship for the second time in a row now. Do you know how proud I am now when I go out? Who among the neighbors wouldn't praise me? Johanna have to step aside."
When she was young, she was pressed and beaten by Johanna every day. Thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, and now even the other girl's daughter is her own daughter-in-law.
Ha, double the pressure.
Qing'an Hearing this, he straightened his back immediately, and the fatigue on his face was wiped away. "Hahaha, of course! My son has the qualifications to be a champion!"
The son is so outstanding that his status as a father has also increased.
If nothing else goes wrong, after this personnel transfer, the position of deputy mayor Jubilife City will basically be in his pocket.
This is the legendary saying that the father is more valuable than the son. The ancients were honest and would not be deceived.
Thinking of this, Qing'an even began to dream about the future involuntarily.
Screen 1...
In the office, Qing'an was sitting behind his desk, reviewing documents with a serious look on his face.
Qing'an Heart: It's another day to serve the people.
The door was pushed open and Xiaoyun walked in.
Xiaoyun: "Dad, I heard you were elected mayor."
Qing'an pretended to be calm. "Well, what was just decided is just the deputy mayor."
Xiaoyun looked disgusted. "What? He's just the deputy mayor, not even the official."
Qing'an:"..."
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Screen 2...
In the same office, Qing'an is sitting behind a more upscale desk.
Qing'an: "Son, your father and I are now the deputy mayor!"
"Huh? Vice mayor? Mayor!"
Xiaoyun had a serious expression and calmly threw out a letter of appointment.
Qing'an looked at the file doubtfully
The title of the document clearly reads - "Notice on the Appointment of Hanyu Qing'an as Mayor Jubilife City"
Qing'an was shocked. "This, this, this, my son, you really gave me a big surprise."
Xixi, this is good!
"Hey hey hey."
Qing'an As I thought about it, I was almost crying, my eyes were blurred, and my whole person exuded the aura of a winner in life.
Lina looked at his appearance, and his heart skipped a beat.
It's broken! Did I strike too hard just now? Did I hit my head stupidly?
You can't be so fragile, right? I obviously didn't use much force!
Could it be that when people reach middle age, their skulls become crispy?
A wave of guilt and worry surged into my heart. Lina hurriedly walked to Qing'an, stretched out his hand and gently touched the place where he was knocked, and his tone was gentler than ever before:
"I'm sorry, husband, I, I didn't mean it just now, I was just anxious... Does it still hurt? I will never hit you again..."
As she said that, she skillfully used her fingers to gently massage Qing'an's temples, which was considered compensation.
Qing'an was still immersed in the fantasy promotion path of "Deputy Mayor-Mayor-Pokémon League Senior Executive". Suddenly, his wife gently massaged his head. He felt so comfortable that he suddenly returned from fantasy to reality.
It only took him 0.25 seconds to figure it out.
I don't know what's going on, but who cares! Just enjoy it.
"Oh, yes, just here, use a little more force... um~~it feels good."
Qing'an narrowed his eyes, Lina is a breeder, and his methods are natural.
The couple, one feeling guilty and the other unclear, the scene was extremely harmonious for a moment.
"Hello, Mom and Dad, are you so loving so early in the morning?"
Xiaoyun stood at the top of the stairs holding Skitty, looking at this scene with a happy smile on his face.
Alas, it turns out that only such a harmonious family atmosphere can give birth to a good person like him.
Full of positive energy.
Team Galactic, Team Plasma, Team Flare and other leaders: You fart!!!
The eggs turn yellow when shaken, and the earthworms are split in half. Magikarp is a good person who needs to be slapped twice, right?
(The 10,000-word villain Rage is omitted here, his intensity is enough to make even Chatot surrender)
At the dinner table, the family was enjoying themselves happily.
The breakfast was extremely rich and the table was full.
Xiaoyun ate with gusto, and Skitty was finally put down and squatted in the corner to take a nap.
Shaymin is eating special VIP food, which Lina specially prepared for it.
Well, it's better to be a mother.
"Ayun, how long will you stay this time?"
Lina asked Xiaoyun pretending to be casual while picking up food for Xiaoyun.
Xiaoyun took a bite of the omelette and thought for a while, "Well, it might be a long time, so I want to rest for a while."
"It won't be too difficult for you, right?"
"How is that possible? Of course I am happy that my son is back."
Lina immediately retorted, picking up another chopstick of vegetables and piling the bowl to the top:
"Is the rice enough? If not, mom will make some more. There is still meat in the refrigerator. Mom will cook whatever you want."
Xiaoyun looked at the mountains of vegetables in the bowl and sweatdropped instantly. "That's enough, that's enough. Mom, please stop eating. I can't finish it."
"If you can't finish eating, eat slowly without being in a hurry. Is it really enough?"
Lina then stopped. It seemed that he still had some unfinished thoughts.
"That's enough!"
Xiaoyun quickly waved his hand, and if he clamped it down again, the plate would almost reach the height of the bowl of rice in Mr. Xing's movie! It was so stressful!
Qing'an was watching this scene silently, wondering why I didn't get this treatment when I came back from a business trip?
Forget it, don't argue with your son.
Can't compete.
Family status-1
Xiaoyun struggled to finish a bite and asked, "By the way, Mom, my Pokémon are all in Pokémon Day Care, right?"
Lina nodded. "Here, Youzi is taking care of it in the store."
"You and Dawn are sending back more and more Pokémon. I asked your father for another piece of land, otherwise our family Pokémon Day Care won't be able to use it ourselves."
Lina's tone was filled with helplessness.
In fact, the number of Pokémon that my son has conquered is not an exaggeration, but the quality and the level of manipulation are quite astonishing.
Not to mention anything else, that Aerodactyl smells sweet all over the place. The Pokémon given to customers many times has evolved in anger, which is really troublesome.
Although the customers are also very satisfied.
"Oh my! Thank you so much! Our Flaaffy has been stuck in the bottleneck period for a long time. I didn't expect it to evolve with you!"
"It's amazing! I'll come back next time!"
In addition, there are countless other events.
Fighting with Infernape, all the flowers she planted were destroyed.
Compete with Metagross to see who can fly faster and break the reinforced training ground fence.
Taunt Bloodmoon Bear, was chased around Pokémon Day Care three times, and the ground shook.
Anyway, Lina's evaluation is: not as good as Magnemite.
Huh? Why do you think of Magnemite.
Shaymin: Thank you, I was offended.
"Oh? Dad has approved another piece of land for our family? You are indeed the mayor! You are so powerful! The efficiency of doing things is so cool!"
Xiaoyun's eyes lit up and he immediately took the conversation in a very polite manner.
Qing'an was so praised by his son that he felt proud as a father. He straightened his waist unconsciously and waved his hands in a reserved manner:
"Hahaha, small things, all small things. They are all for the development of the town and to support your mother's career. They should, they should."
"How can it be a trivial matter? This is real support! I would say you deserve to be the head of our family! You have courage and responsibility!"
Xiaoyun looked serious and continued to output.
"To put it bluntly, your mother has worked very hard..." Qing'an said modestly, and the corners of his mouth were grinning almost to the base of his ears.
It sounds good, I love it, please say more.
Xiaoyun continued to add, "And dad, you look very handsome in what you are wearing today. You have such a great temperament. You look like a successful person at first glance."
Qing'an looked down at his business jacket. It was an old model that had been worn for five years, and the cuffs were wrinkled.
But he still said modestly:
"Hey, it's just an ordinary business jacket. It's normal wear for work."
"Are you going to work at this hour? You are so dedicated. You are a role model for our young people."
Xiaoyun looked at the clock on the wall, his expression more sincere.
Lina, who had not interrupted the conversation and was watching the business exchanges between father and son, inadvertently followed his son's gaze and glanced at the clock on the wall.
The hour hand pointed steadily at the number 9.
What is there to learn from this point? Are you late to study and leave early?
"Ahem, speaking of which, I do have to go to work. Lina, I'm leaving first."
Qing'an coughed strategically, adjusted his collar, and his whole face was radiant.
door!
Bang!
The room suddenly became quiet.
"Pfft~"
Lina couldn't help it and laughed out loud, "Son, where did you learn all this stuff? Look, your dad is almost lost."
It's almost like a placenta.
Xiaoyun picked up a piece of bacon, stuffed it into his mouth, and said vaguely, "Oh, it's the child psychology book on our bookshelf, the one with the blue cover. Didn't you always use this method to coax me when I was a kid?"
The past is hard to look back on.
Back then, he had just traveled through time. In order to test whether he could trigger some system, old man, some mysterious technique, etc., what ridiculous things had he not done?
He kept mumbling all day long, talking to himself, talking to the air, trying to summon indescribable existences.
This made Lina think that he was stupid for a while, and he was thinking about whether to have a whole trumpet.
Lina was stunned for a moment, then thought about it, and his expression became a little weird. "That book, but didn't it work for you at the time?"
She tore through that book back then, and tried various methods such as emotional guidance and empathic communication. As a result, Xiaoyun should be wandering and talking to herself, but it had no effect at all, which made her frustrated for a long time.
"Maybe it depends on time. Isn't there a lag in education? Now that I'm old enough, I've realized it."
Xiaoyun shrugged.
Maybe this is because I want to buy sweet-scented osmanthus and carry wine with me, but in the end it doesn't look like a young man's trip.
Lina fell into deep thought:
No wonder people say education lags behind. It turns out that's the truth.
Isn't this lag period just a bit too long?
Shaymin clicked his tongue when he saw this scene.
Well, the whole family is insane, how could Benmi fall into the hands of such a person?
What a sin.
It decided to continue working hard and not participate in the family's brain circuit.
"Arceus is taking the exam tomorrow. I am a little nervous. Dear readers, can you give me your best wishes~(￣▽￣~)~"