001, Keeping a Diary in the Ancient Emperor's Cave Mansion!

"Where is this...?"

Cang Lan opened his eyes, stared at the four- or five-meter-tall grass, and his eyes abruptly widened.

Just before this, he had been boasting: after making money his whole life,

couldn't he enjoy himself properly?

A moment ago, he had still been partying and dancing with those black-stockinged princesses!

He had not even fastened his pants!

So how had he ended up here?

And besides...

This grass was way too damn outrageous!

It was as tall as one or two stories!

"...Don't tell me I've transmigrated!?"

That was Cang Lan's first thought.

Other than a fantasy world,

there was nowhere that grass this thick could grow!

If grass with such incredible toughness grew on Blue Star, those novelty-chasing female streamers would have flocked here long ago!

Thinking of transmigration, Cang Lan hurriedly got up and anxiously felt himself over from head to toe.

He had read over a thousand transmigration novels.

Those who transmigrated into tadpoles...

Those who transmigrated into women...

Those who transmigrated into animals...

And those who became eunuchs...

"Phew..."

After feeling around for a while and confirming that his gender had not changed, Cang Lan let out a sigh of relief.

"Where exactly am I?"

The next moment, a trace of confusion welled up in Cang Lan's heart.

"Ding, the system is binding to the host..."

Suddenly, an electronic voice carrying a numb, tingling sensation entered Cang Lan's mind.

It was electrifying!

For a moment, he thought some celebrity from The Sewing Machine Band who loved electronic music had escaped.

As a transmigrator, Cang Lan was not surprised to have a cheat like a system.

After all, a system was standard equipment for transmigrators!

Feeling the enormous amount of information that had suddenly appeared in his mind, Cang Lan calmed himself, and a trace of confusion immediately arose within him.

This system could make him stronger just by writing a diary?

What era was this?

What decent person still kept a diary?

Before he had lost consciousness after being blinded by headlights, he had used his last breath to factory-reset his phone!

All so he would not die of embarrassment!

And now he actually had to keep a diary?

If someone else saw it, wouldn't it become a massive public humiliation?

"Ding, Host need not worry. The diary you write will be absolutely confidential and cannot be viewed by others!"

"You're sure nobody can see it?"

Hearing the system's voice, Cang Lan asked doubtfully.

"Ding, the system possesses AI self-cultivation. Others absolutely cannot view it!"

"Then that's fine!"

Hearing the system's assurance, Cang Lan nodded.

As long as no one else could see it,

he would not have to worry about dying of embarrassment.

Besides, there were so many unfair things in life that he could write about.

Like the resource he had bought not long ago.

It had clearly been an eight-person story about seven little men fiercely battling one beauty!

Yet what he received was Calabash Brothers Saving Grandpa?

He absolutely had to record the deeds of such scammer merchants!

With a direction for his diary in mind, a trace of confusion flashed through Cang Lan's thoughts. "System, where am I right now?"

He had transmigrated several minutes ago, yet he had suddenly realized that he still did not know where he was.

"Ding, the host is currently in the Ancient Emperor's Cave Mansion from 'Battle Through the Heavens.' You only need to break through to the Dou Emperor realm to leave!"

"Of course, there are other methods: unknown. The host may wait patiently!"

Cang Lan: ???

Good lord, he had started right at the finale?

Damn it, was this system toxic?

What did it mean by only needing to break through to the Dou Emperor realm?

Who was that word "only" supposed to be mocking?

That was a Dou Emperor!

The ceiling above all ceilings on the Dou Qi Continent!

Anyone who did not know better would think the Dou Emperor realm the system mentioned was as common as cabbage!

After hearing the system's words, Cang Lan's mood instantly froze.

Within the Ancient Emperor's Cave Mansion was an Emperor Grade Nascent Pill!

Even big shots like Hun Tiandi, Zhu Kun, and Gu Yuan had been helpless against that pill!

Making me transmigrate into the Ancient Emperor's Cave Mansion...

Could this system be rushing to send me off just to meet its quota?

"Ding, Host need not worry. As a transmigrator, your beginner's gift pack grants you an invincible barrier for one year."

"Within the invincible barrier, the host cannot die. Since you are invincible, getting lost is the most likely possibility!"

"After one year, the host may fend for himself!"

What the hell~!

This system did not follow the usual script!

Other transmigrators received beginner's gift packs and turned into raging beasts, screwing the heavens, the earth, and even the air!

And I just got handed a protective soap?

Are you damn afraid that I'll show off too hard and get myself hurt?

So unbalanced...

At that moment, Cang Lan felt extremely unbalanced!

There was not the slightest chance of breaking through to Dou Emperor within a year!

This one-year beginner protection period was useless as hell!

After remaining silent for a while, Cang Lan helplessly accepted this arrangement.

At least he had a year.

Worst case, after a year, he could go cling to the Emperor Grade Nascent Pill's thigh!

In the original novel, it had helped Nihility Devouring Flame and the Purifying Demonic Lotus Flame escape.

Maybe he would also have a chance to get out.

But for now, Cang Lan decided to put that thought aside.

With his current cultivation, even if the Emperor Grade Nascent Pill was willing to help him escape, he could not withstand the spatial force required to tear through space!

"Check the system panel!"

After thinking for a while, Cang Lan decided to first keep a diary and develop himself within the Ancient Emperor's Cave Mansion.

Host: Cang Lan

Age: 18

Charm: Unlimited

Cultivation: Three stages of Dou Qi

Brother: 18

Cultivation Method: None

Dou Technique: None

Treasures: None

Hobby: A looks addict

"Emmmm...!"

"Other than being well-endowed!"

"There's nothing worth mentioning!"

Cang Lan froze for a moment as he looked at his actual panel.

He had not soul-transmigrated, so everything was very real.

Before Three stages of Dou Qi, one was merely tempering the body.

Any normal person who exercised more every night could reach this level!

For now, writing a diary to raise his cultivation was the important thing!

With a thought from Cang Lan,

an ancient black notebook appeared and slowly flipped open to a page, presenting a sheet of creamy white paper before him.

"System, how am I supposed to write without a pen?"

Looking at the fresh sheet of creamy white paper, Cang Lan asked.

"Ding, the host need only recite the contents silently in your heart."

"The more exciting the writing, the richer the rewards!"

"Rewards are divided into five ranks: white, purple, black, blue, and gold!"

"The system will assign a reward rating based on how exciting it is!"

A string of system prompts rang out in his mind before the system immediately fell silent.

"An excitement rating?"

Hearing the system's words, confusion arose in Cang Lan's heart.

Could it be that even intelligent AI had become sentient?

It could even judge how exciting something was on its own?

Although he did not understand what the system meant by excitement,

what had happened to him would be incredibly explosive even in the twenty-first century.

Making it exciting should not be difficult!

As long as no one else could see it,

he could write boldly!

A faint smile appeared at the corner of Cang Lan's lips as words slowly emerged in the notebook.

My name is Cang Lan. I come from Blue Star in the twenty-first century, a good man who neither gambles nor does drugs.

Even I can't believe it, but after seeing a dragon, I died from pleasure—and then transmigrated to the Dou Qi Continent!

The Dou Qi Continent is a place packed with beauties. There's my gentle wife Xun'er, my wife Xiao Yu with legs I could play with for years, the cold and gorgeous Queen Medusa, my kind-hearted and beautiful wife Yun'er, the innocent and adorable Qing Lin, the considerate Xiao Yi Xian, and the childlike, gullible Zi Yan...

There are so many! I can't count them... I simply can't count them all!

PS: Dear readers, don't stockpile this book, because every chapter you read is one chapter less!

Even the author doesn't know when this book's speed will get it thrown into solitary confinement!

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