Villain: Sentencing the Protagonist to Castration at the Start, Leaving Him in Despair
Chapter 1548

Dripping with sarcasm

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He was not surprised when he saw the two people coming out. He raised his wine glass and said with a smile, "Hey, they are out? Just in time, the food has just been prepared."

Jiang Lingwan:"..."

Ruan Qingsi:"..."

"Damn it!"

The two looked at each other.

They were fighting to the death in the battle, while this bastard was drinking and watching a show outside, and took the time to prepare dinner.

Jiang Lingwan gritted his teeth. "Jiang Yantian!"

Ruan Qingsi also said coldly, "Are you kidding us?"

"No way!" Jiang Yantian looked innocent.

"I'm just watching you two go toe-to-toe, and I'm afraid that if you really get into a fight, we'll end up harming each other."

"If you two sisters get along well and experience something together, won't your feelings come out?"

He said, patting the stone bench next to him. "Come, sit down and eat."

"You must be hungry after staying in the formation for so long."

The two looked at his smiling face and then looked at each other.

Teeth clenched.

"Should we hit him?" Jiang Lingwan asked.

"I'll fight after eating..." Ruan Qingsi frowned slightly.

She also wanted to take action.

However, that table of food seemed to be prepared by Jiang Yantian.

Let's talk after eating.

I'm definitely not done with him.

The two temporarily restrained their anger, flew up, and landed on the platform.

Jiang Yantian stood up with a smile and helped them move away.

"You two ladies, you're welcome. My husband has prepared some fine dishes for you. They are all made little by little by me."

"Eat more and drink more with your husband!"

Jiang Yantian sat across from them, picking up food and pouring wine for them.

Jiang Lingwan glanced at him, picked up the wine glass, but did not drink.

He spoke slowly, "Fellow Daoist Jiang's craftsmanship is quite rare."

"I just don't know whether this meal is intended to feed us before beating us, or whether we are going to be fed and put to sleep after we are fed?"

"Of course I'm coaxing you to sleep..." Jiang Yantian stopped mid-sentence.

"No, of course let the two ladies eat well, drink well, be happy, and don't trouble me!"

Ruan Qingsi glanced sharply at Jiang Yantian and smiled softly.

"Hey, Fellow Daoist Jiang said this, as if we two are being unreasonable."

"When did we say we were going to beat you?"

"That's right!" Jiang Lingwan answered, "When have we, sisters, ever felt sorry for you? You think so, sister?"

The last two words she said were to Ruan Qingsi.

Ruan Qingsi actually followed her words: "I am the older sister, but my younger sister is right. We sisters have always been reasonable."

Jiang Yantian:"..."

He looked at this and that.

The two people who had wanted to strangle each other to death before were actually calling each other sisters in harmony.

The spearheads were all pointed at him.

His heart skipped a beat, and he suddenly had an ominous premonition.

However, this should be considered a success!

"Then what..." He smiled dryly and gave each of them a chopstick dish, "Madams, try this Bai Ze meat. I hunted it before. The heat is just right."

Jiang Lingwan picked it up, took a bite, and chewed it slowly.

Then he said, "The meat is good, but I don't know, Fellow Daoist Jiang, is this meal made for me or for her?"

She said, looking towards Ruan Qingsi.

Not to be outdone, Ruan Qingsi put down his chopsticks and looked at him with his chin in his hands.

"Yes, you should tell me, between the two of us, who do you like more?"

Jiang Yantian:"..."

These two women worked together to win over people.

He smiled apologetically and poured another glass of wine for each of them, "Take care of them both, take care of them both. Both ladies are the most important people to me."

"Oh?" Jiang Lingwan smiled contemptuously, "The most important person, then you can tell me, who is the most important?"

"Who is first and who is second?" Ruan Qingsi also added with a smile.

Jiang Yantian suddenly felt that the sleep he slept outside the battle was too short.

If he had known that these two women would come out in this situation, he would rather sleep for two more hours.

He picked up the wine glass and drank it all in one gulp. "This ranking is in no particular order, the two ladies are tied?"

"Tied?" Jiang Lingwan raised his eyebrows.

"Fellow Daoist Jiang's mouth..." Ruan Qingsi sighed softly, "This mouth is really good at talking."

"No wonder they managed to coax both of us to this table."

"Yes, yes, I can't speak, so I'll punish myself with a glass of wine." Jiang Yantian poured another glass of wine, raised his head and drank it.

"Eat first, eat first."

The two of them became quiet now.

However, Jiang Yantian thinks that the two of them will probably get him together later.

It was a very harmonious meal.

At least on the surface it is.

Jiang Yantian Seeing the two people's expressions softening, he secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

This level has been fooled.

Now you just need to cultivate your feelings a little bit, and you will be able to live without a colorful phoenix!

Probably!

He put down his chopsticks and was about to stand up when he suddenly felt something was wrong in the atmosphere.

Jiang Lingwan put down the wine glass.

Ruan Qingsi also put down his chopsticks.

The two looked at each other, that look was quite dangerous.

Jiang Yantian's heart was ringing with alarm bells. "Madams, it's getting late, you should go and rest first!"

"I love working, I'll put away the dishes first..."

"No rush." Ruan Qingsi said with a smile, his voice soft and sweet. "How dare you clean up things like bowls and chopsticks."

"The things you put away are not necessarily dishes and chopsticks!" Jiang Lingwan also stood up and slowly moved his wrists.

"Let's do some calculations first."

"What account?" Jiang Yantian shrank back. "Didn't I serve you attentively enough just now?"

"Thoughtful?" Ruan Qingsi slowly stood up and walked towards him. "You set up a formation and locked us both in and beat us to death."

"Sleeping, drinking and watching a show by yourself is called thoughtfulness?"

"I did that to promote your relationship as sisters." Jiang Yantian said while moving back.

"Oh?" Jiang Lingwan also came over. "Then I will also help you promote it, okay?"

"The relationship between the three of us doesn't seem to be that good yet. Since the purpose of doing this is to promote the relationship, let's promote it together."

"You can choose to fight back. Of course, if you don't fight back, your anger will disappear faster."

Jiang Yantian:"..."

Before he could say anything else, Ruan Qingsi had already raised his hand.

Several black chains appeared out of thin air, making a clattering sound.

Pinching his wrists and ankles accurately.

She was very familiar with that chain.

This time the lock was tighter than last time.

"Holy shit!" Jiang Yantian struggled.

Jiang Lingwan took out a whip from nowhere.

The whip was completely black and glowed with a faint cold light.

At first glance, it is not ordinary.

She held the whip and tapped it lightly in her palm.

Looking at the locked Jiang Yantian, he slowly said, "Do you still remember who you whipped with this whip?"

"Um..."

Of course he remembers.

Before, I just used Nine Nether Fine Steel Chain to hang her up and whip her with a whip.

She gritted her teeth and said that one day she would return the whip intact.

Now, this retribution has come.

"If you have something to say, I'm not M, you are. I made a mistake." Jiang Yantian said quickly.

"Besides, we had an appointment before. It was all about discussing and discussing! That's all!"

"To the point?" Jiang Lingwan smiled, "Then I will follow you to the point today."

As she spoke, she flicked her wrist and the whip hit the ground with a snap.

A cloud of smoke was stirred up.

Ruan Qingsi stood aside, arms folded, watching the scene.

Instead of stopping him, he smiled so hard that his eyebrows curled up.

"Don't break it, break it, who will put us to bed tonight?"

"You are only thinking about sleeping!" Jiang Lingwan didn't look back.

"I will keep it so that his skin and flesh will hurt but his bones will not be injured."

After that, the two of them turned into a stream of light, wrapped around Jiang Yantian, and teleported directly into the secret room.

Jiang Yantian was placed inside and fell into the toilet.

He watched Jiang Lingwan holding the whip getting closer and closer.

Then he looked at Ruan Qingsi, who seemed to be preparing to grab something to pinch him.

This is outrageous.

Do you want to be so perverted?

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