Chat, Stop Messing Around! The Streamer Is Explaining the Law
Chapter 95

On the subject of basics

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The camera swept across the guests and finally settled on two amateurs.

Director Li's voice came from outside the camera through the loudspeaker. "I believe you are already very familiar with our celebrity guests, so tonight we will focus on introducing two amateur guests...Shen Guan, let's start with you."

The boy whose name was called raised his head when he heard the call, pushed up the black-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose, stood up neatly, and said in a clear boyish voice, "Okay."

He faced the camera and spoke at a steady and even pace, "Good evening to all the uncles, aunts, brothers and sisters in the live broadcast room. My name is Shen Guan, Kanxiang Guan. I am seventeen years old, currently studying at Feiyang City No. 1 Middle School, and am in my third year of high school. I am very honored to be selected by the program team and come to the filming site of "Master". I hope that in the next seven days, under the leadership of all seniors, I can successfully complete the task and learn more."

His words were clear and coherent, and his attitude was neither condescending nor arrogant, which instantly made other guests present look at him in surprise.

Gu Fei, who was sitting next to Shen Guan, immediately lost control of his expression when he heard that he was only seventeen years old, and blurted out. "No... buddy? You are seventeen? You are only seventeen and you are 1.9 meters tall??"

Shen Guan looked at him calmly and said, "Well, my parents' genes are not bad, and their nutrition was good when they were young, so they grew taller."

Gu Fei's expression instantly collapsed, and his heart was hit by a 10,000-point crit - even if he added inner height-increasing insoles, he would still be able to reach 1.85 meters!

The barrage still strikes hard.

[The fact is that not only did he grow to 1.9 meters at 17, he went to a famous high school in China, and he was ridiculously handsome]

[Let me put it bluntly, everyone here is a clown]

[The program team did some background work when selecting people, right?]

[No Mingzhong Brother, what are you talking about?]

Zhou Mingzhong touched his chin and commented solemnly. "I think he is a plump man with smooth eyebrows. He must be a diligent, studious and resourceful talent. Shiyu brother, when the time comes, we will drag him into our group and win directly!"

Bai Shiyu nodded fiercely, his eyes full of desire to find "intellectual responsibility".

Qu Nanzhu's voice came faintly. "Smooth eyebrows refer to people who are open-minded and don't like to care about..."

Zhou Mingzhong shut his mouth and stopped talking, not daring to look directly at Master.

The other guests all looked gloating.

[I can say that I am full of heaven because I only know that heaven is full]

[Hahahahahahahahaha I'm going to die laughing, I have a feeling there will be more scenes like this in the future hahahaha]

[Who knows how surprised and helpless Qu Bao was when he heard Zhou Mingzhong say those words with confidence]

[Qu Bao is dumbfounded, all the students he has to teach are like this hahahahahaha]

After the introduction of Shen Guan, it was Gu Fei's turn. Although he looked very different from Shen Guan in terms of dress, he was actually turning twenty-three this year.

He didn't talk as much as Shen Guan. He simply introduced his name, age and hobbies before sitting back.

Director Li clapped his hands and agreed, and then started to introduce the shooting tasks for the next seven days to the water friends in the live broadcast room.

When I heard that the Celestial Master had issued a task for the guests to act as students to solve, everyone in the barrage started to use dirty tricks.

[Jiejiejie asked Qianyu to summon Bixian and then send him away. She was most afraid of this]

[I support the guests to start a forum to fight!]

[I have a plan to ask students to solve the problem of how to let ordinary people see ghosts and monsters, and then formulate rules for the coexistence of humans and ghosts, and use incense to make deals with them, so that we can hand over some tasks that are life-threatening to living people to ghosts!]

[6666 True Capitalist Upstairs]

[You have become a ghost and you are still being exploited...]

[Then there is another problem, which is how to make ordinary ghosts encounter real things]

[Indeed, then let's do this...]

The discussion on the barrage was in full swing. Director Li held up a loudspeaker and kept saying, "Our nine students have received the teaching book "" issued by the program team two days ago. Thirty-Six Pages of Xuanxue", which contains some very basic Daoist knowledge points compiled by the Celestial Master Sect and Master. You will use this book for your tasks in the next few days."

Gu Fei was startled after hearing this. "Don't you wait a moment? That's a prop book? Isn't that a souvenir given to me by the program crew?? Damn it, I didn't even bring it over!"

There were immediately a few sympathetic looks from around him.

Just when he was so anxious that sweat broke out on his forehead, Shen Guan next to him silently pushed his book over. "Then you can use mine."

Looking at the book pushed in front of him, Gu Fei was so moved. "Thanks, buddy! But what should you do yourself?"

Shen Guan pushed up his glasses and said calmly, "It doesn't matter, I have memorized all the contents in the past two days."

After he finished speaking, Gu Fei paused in collecting the book, and the surroundings fell into an eerie silence.

Bai Shiyu was the first to jump out. He walked over to Shen Guan with a few exaggerated steps, knelt down on one knee and clasped his fists and shouted, "Brother Shen Guan! Today you and I are brothers with different surnames! You are a brother and I am a brother. If you point east, I will never go west!"

Shen Guan: "..." He pushed up his glasses silently. He was indeed not very good at getting along with Erha.

Luo Wenxi lowered his head and ran over to pull Bai Shiyu away, not forgetting to say sorry to Shen Guan.

Lin Qianyu hummed self-deprecatingly, shook his head and sighed, "Is this the top student?" He laughed stupidly at the fact that he had memorized a page after reading it for two days.

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[As a classmate of Shen Guan, I am used to it, he has a photographic memory]

[Shiyu Go home, go home, kid, don't come out and embarrass your fans]

[God Qu's eyes lit up and he saw hope]

Director Li didn't expect this child to be so smart. He scratched his head and signaled to the assistant beside him. The assistant understood and went to get another book.

Director Li handed the book to Gu Fei and returned Shen Guan's book to him. He patted his head and said, "Everyone still needs one book. Don't worry, books are wholesale and can be purchased online on the official website. We are not short of them."

[Six hundred and sixty-six, if you didn't tell me earlier, if you place the order now, can it arrive tomorrow? I'm in a hurry to use it for class]

[I don't know if it will arrive tomorrow, but I can't place an order now]

[Why?]

[Official website crashed]

[6What kind of potato server does the official use]

Qu Nanzhu, who had been sitting and listening obediently, heard Director Li's words and reached out to Director Li from a distance. "Then I also want a copy."

Director Li was puzzled, but still gave him a copy. "It's just some basic knowledge of Daoism, it's of no use to you."

Qu Nanzhu took it and opened it and looked at it twice. "It's useful."

He wants to see what the definition of foundation is here!

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