Chat, Stop Messing Around! The Streamer Is Explaining the Law
Chapter 97

Master, I have a question

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By the time the guests came back from breakfast, a long table had been set up in the open space in the courtyard.

There are two rows of photos on it.

Zhou Mingzhong walked over with a deep-fried dough stick in his mouth, looking at it and asking, "Oh! What the hell do you want us to do?"

There was a row of people behind him who also looked over. Nine people circled the table to watch, commenting while watching.

"Beauty, this is it."

"Wow, this guy is quite handsome."

"Why are there so many young and old?"

[To be honest, he doesn't look like a star, he looks like a bunch of losers]

[Hmm...]

[Qu Bao Why hasn't it come yet]

[The child has a big appetite, let him eat for a while]

Director Li held the garlic pancake in his hand and walked over to drive away a few people around the table. "Go, go, we will use it for the live broadcast later. Don't touch it all with oil. Go away and go away."

"Huh..." All the guests pushed their hands away from the garlic smell of Director Li.

Daoqing and Daoming pushed the small blackboard over. They immediately stood up and shouted in unison, "Master."

Now that they are all apprentices, it is not an exaggeration to call them master.

Daoqing Let them finish eating quickly and get ready to start the first task.

Several people were busy stuffing breakfast into their mouths.

The first task was announced at seven o'clock on time.

Each of the nine apprentices looked at two photos, and the task was to use "Thirty-Six Pages of the Xuanmen" to find the most obvious personality characteristics of the observed objects within an hour.

During this period, you can seek help from your tutor as appropriate, but you cannot trick the tutor into getting answers.

[Open book exam + on-site guidance, it feels too easy]

[I beg to differ, I also have books, and I find that understanding them is the most difficult thing]

[How to say?]

[You will find out later]

Qu Nanzhu was given a stick similar to a baton. He waved it in his hand and it felt quite comfortable.

But...

He told Director Li: "I don't beat students."

Director Li was shocked. "I didn't let you hit me! This is to facilitate your teaching!"

"Oh."

[No, it's so cute]

The task officially started. Daoqing and Daoming were responsible for handing out test papers. Qu Nanzhu glanced at the photos in their hands when they passed by him, and he had some ideas in his mind.

Director Li emphasized. "We have obtained my consent to use these photos, and there is no infringement issue, so everyone in the live broadcast room please do not report them."

[Hahahahahaha I laughed so hard]

[Disclaimer/.]

After receiving the photos, the guests each selected a place and started flipping through the book, writing and drawing from time to time.

The cameraman walked around and filmed according to the director's request, and Qu Nanzhu also looked here and there.

Everything was normal at first. After a while, Bai Shiyu raised his hand, and Qu Nanzhu walked over, followed closely by the photographer.

Bai Shiyu:"Master, I want to ask this?"

Qu Nanzhu lowered his head and looked, Bai Shiyu pointed at the eight words "The square area of the ground pavilion means good luck and good fortune".

Qu Nanzhu asked him, "What's the problem?"

Bai Shiyu:"Where is the underground pavilion?"

"?"

Qu Nanzhu was confused by the question.

"What?"

"The underground pavilion, I don't know where it is..." Bai Shiyu asked more and more quietly.

Before Qu Nanzhu could speak, Shen Guan, who was sitting opposite Bai Shiyu, said speechlessly, "Brother Shiyu, there is a picture on page 134 of the book."

Qu Nanzhu was about to ask him seriously if he hadn't read the book seriously? Then he heard several clattering sounds of books turning around.

Qu Nanzhu looked over. "?"

Gu Fei: "I'm so awesome, brother, you remember this!"

Zhao Lin nodded and commented. "Not bad, good, humanoid library."

Lu Luqing: "Hasn't it been so long since you got the book that you haven't even opened it and read it?"

Zhao Lin: "None of your business."

Lin Qianyu: "Damn it, I just flipped through it casually without paying attention. So what does it mean that I was looking for it on my phone and writing it down at the same time?"

[Count you as diligent]

[I don't blame the guests, their schedules are still very busy. I remember Qianyu was still shooting posters two days ago]

[Fortunately, there is still a top student, otherwise I wouldn't even think about whether God Qu would be willing to pay attention to them after recording this episode]

Then Qu Nanzhu went to see what Gu Fei was writing. As soon as he got closer, Gu Fei subconsciously covered it with his hand.

Qu Nanzhu opened his eyes slightly and looked at him.

Gu Fei I thought carefully that I was live streaming and not in class, so I slowly let go.

Gu Fei: "I'm sorry, Master, it's a reflex."

Qu Nanzhu did not answer him, but used the teaching stick to move his book slightly, looked at what he had written calmly for about ten seconds, and then silently covered the book back.

[Although I don't know what I wrote, but looking at God Qu, I know it definitely didn't write anything good]

Gu Fei looked at him. "Master!?"

Qu Nanzhu thought for a while and said, "Come on."

Shen Guan is indeed a top student. He has already finished the search in half the time. He stood up and took the photo to find Master Daoqing.

After confirming that he was now submitting his exam paper, Daoqing put a gold mark under his name.

Qu Nanzhu also came over to take a look.

Daoqing moved to the side. "Okay, wait a minute and you will be the first to tell me your photo reading results. If it is correct, I will give you ten points."

Shen Guan was confused. "Why didn't you mention this score just now? What's the use of it?"

Daoming inserts explanation. "The top three with points can order food tonight."

Bai Shiyu, knowing that he would not be in the top three, boldly asked, "What about those of us who are not in the top three?"

Daoming: "Of course I eat whatever I have."

Bai Shiyu let out a long cry, and Director Li laughed angrily, "Ah, what, when did the program team treat you badly? Ordering food is just a reward!!"

Bai Shiyu dare not speak.

Qu Nanzhu was a little curious. "What about me?"

Daoqing: "Senior, just tell us what you want to eat."

Qu Nanzhu is satisfied.

He continued to walk around to invigilate the exam.

Half an hour passed quickly, Qu Nanzhu sat in the examiner's seat, and the students came up in order to answer the questions.

In more than forty minutes of answering time, Qu Nanzhu's expressions ranged from anticipation to slight confusion to shock to speechlessness to relief.

Daoming angry blush. "That is a sign of sufficient kidney qi and profound blessings. It is responsible for health and longevity and has nothing to do with high blood pressure!"

Daoqing closed his eyes. "... those are smile lines, which are signs of constant joy and cheerful temperament. Take a closer look at the smooth and soft lines in the husband and wife palace, and a harmonious marriage. Be careful if people complain to the program team!"

After a round, Shen Guan was right, but not completely. In addition, Lu Luqing and Lin Qianyu were somewhat reliable.

The barrage almost made me laugh out loud.

[Oh my god God Qu has so many expressions hahahahahahaha]

[That's not called rich, that's called stupid]

[Don't dare to open my eyes, hoping it's my imagination~]

[It feels like it's all revenge for God Qu watching their drama in the last season]

[The first time I met two little heavenly masters, Hong Wen]

[Please be kind to these three heavenly masters]

After all the students finished answering, Daoqing took a few sips of water, and then sorted out the photos on the table. After that, he felt that the water glass was in the wrong position, so he moved it to the other side.

After finishing his work, he spoke calmly, "Let several students see the most basic facial features, but everyone has no experience, so it is normal not to be able to tell. If you want to see more, such as what happened to this person recently, whether it is good or bad, or want to know what will happen to this person in the future, just like Senior Qu is doing fortune-telling on live broadcast, you have to learn Qi Observation."

Lu Luqing was obviously very interested. "How can Qi Observation learn?"

Daoming: "This requires years of meditation practice, or extraordinary talent, but in fact, most people will not be able to do what Senior Qu did and see life at a glance."

"Wow~" There were exclamations all around.

Those eyes full of admiration gathered over her again. Qu Nanzhu pursed her lips and wanted to raise her hand to touch her nose, but she held back.

[Hahahaha Qu Bao don't look at them anymore, I'm too shy]

[So God Qu is the legendary genius? If you look at your whole life at a glance, wouldn't you be able to see through it all the time when you get along with God Qu!?]

[Don't worry, I can't see what color you are wearing today]

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