Everyone knew Chang Yu was gay.
Gay people were more likely to contract viruses than people in normal heterosexual relationships.
Hearing this, Chang Yu stopped and turned to look at Ni Lejia.
The familiarity of this ridiculous slander really left him speechless.
Ignoring the person behind him, he continued inside for his examination.
Their results came out at almost the same time.
Ni Lejia tested positive, and some of those present even collapsed to the floor.
Those who were a little stronger went to look at Chang Yu's test report, and sparks of hope instantly lit up their lifeless eyes.
"Chang Yu tested negative!"
Chang Yu nodded. "What does that prove? It proves I never had sex with Ni Lejia. Ni Lejia made everything up-"
"Hurry up and get tested! It looks like infection is a matter of probability. Maybe we're fine!"
Chang Yu's attempt to clear his name was interrupted by the clamoring crowd. "I hope I'm as lucky as Chang Yu!"
Chang Yu: "..." Aren't you all getting a little carried away?
Only Ni Lejia didn't run toward the doctors. His pupils contracted as he stared at Chang Yu in disbelief. "How can you possibly be fine?!"
He had clearly seen povidone-iodine on Chang Yu's wound.
"Did you forget that I know everyone's secrets?" Chang Yu said. "I knew you had syphilis, so of course I wouldn't use anything you handed me."
"Just wait to face the law."
Ke Yichun had been keeping part of his attention on Chang Yu. He heard what Chang Yu said, and an evil thought arose. No one should get off easy.
Chang Yu quickly left the hospital. Today's hospital had been far too uncomfortable for a germaphobe.
Back at the company, he posted his test report online to clear his name and briefly described what had happened with the povidone-iodine.
Just after posting it, he saw his office door open, along with a swaying, fluffy golden tail.
Only Xiaotu dared come and go from his office as he pleased.
Before he saw the dog's head, he heard barking.
"Woof, woof, woof."
[The test results were fine, right?]
After Chang Yu left, Yan Junye had worried that they might have overlooked something earlier, giving Ni Lejia an opening.
"Negative. I'm fine."
Only after answering did Chang Yu see the dog's head poke out beside the desk.
It was rare for him to keep so far away today.
"What, do you think I'm dirty because I've just been to the hospital?"
Yan Junye, who had actually just sneaked some stinky tofu and was afraid Chang Yu would smell it, indignantly lifted a hind leg, kicked Chang Yu in the calf, then spun in angry circles.
"Woof, woof, woof!"
[Am I a dog with so little canine decency?! How dare you slander me! I'm angry!]
As the dog's mouth barked furiously beside his ear, Chang Yu had already caught the smell of stinky tofu.
He knew this dog had been greedy again.
"I shouldn't have slandered you, but why do you like eating smelly things so much?" Chang Yu covered his nose and rolled his chair back a short distance.
"You haven't also been sneaking bites of-"
Unable to take it anymore, Yan Junye jumped up and slapped a paw over Chang Yu's mouth.
He hadn't eaten shit, and he refused to accept that accusation!
Weren't river snail rice noodles and stinky tofu heavenly delicacies? How could they possibly be compared to shit?
Chang Yu pulled the dog's paw off his mouth. "You're practically walking all over me now."
-"Hmph. Just wait until I sleep on your head tonight. I'll show you what walking all over you really means."
Chang Yu: "..." Oh no. Who knows how many days this grudge-holding Xiaotu will remember this for?
He immediately called the air conditioner installer. "I want the air conditioner in the doghouse working by tonight."
That way, they wouldn't have to sleep together, and Xiaotu wouldn't get a chance to carry out his revenge.
But why did something feel off?
He was clearly a human now, and Xiaotu was a dog. How was Xiaotu managing to threaten him?
Hanging up, Chang Yu lowered his eyes to Xiaotu, who was still angrily scratching at a desk leg, looking ready to settle scores. "Who fed you stinky tofu?"
Yan Junye stopped his irritable pawing, wagged his tail, and walked out, pretending he hadn't heard.
Amused by Xiaotu's every move, Chang Yu followed him out and made a round of the company's first floor.
Afraid of exposing the target, Yan Junye obediently sat to one side.
-"Hehe, I already reminded the pretty young lady to get rid of the stinky tofu. You won't find it."
He had only given his tail two smug swishes when he saw that Chang Yu had stopped right in front of the young lady who had given him the stinky tofu!
-"Does Chang Yu have a dog's nose?"
Yan Junye was truly impressed by Chang Yu's sensitivity to bad smells.
He pattered over to watch Chang Yu's next move up close.
Hearing his thoughts, Chang Yu knew he had guessed correctly.
"Dogs don't know any better. Remember not to feed him anything next time."
"Understood, Mr. Chang." The woman lowered her head, unable to voice her grievances.
While she was eating stinky tofu, Xiaotu had come over and rubbed against her. She knew dogs just liked sniffing things and didn't like eating stinky tofu.
Even the stray dogs downstairs from her apartment wouldn't eat it. Mr. Chang was so rich; his dog would be even less likely to eat it.
She hadn't thought much of it. When work came in, she hurried to type and casually set the stinky tofu down in front of Xiaotu, whose head was resting on the desk.
Then, out of the corner of her eye, she saw Xiaotu open his mouth and eat it.
She had been scared to death, terrified that Mr. Chang's dog would drop dead because of her two pieces of stinky tofu.
If she killed Mr. Chang's dog, he definitely wouldn't let her off. Losing her job would be the least of her worries; he might even have her killed. Those two pieces of stinky tofu really were worth a fortune.
But he seemed fine. Xiaotu was bouncing around without anything unusual.
"Um, Mr. Chang, should we take Xiaotu to the vet for a checkup?"
Chang Yu glanced at the dog deliberately avoiding his gaze. "You don't need to worry about that. I'll take him for a checkup."
Before Chang Yu could take a step, Yan Junye took off running first.
He couldn't be blamed. When the young lady put the stinky tofu in front of him, he had thought she really was feeding it to him.
But after he finished eating, he saw the panic all over her face.
All right, apparently it hadn't been meant for him.
Chang Yu couldn't very well run around the company, or his image as CEO would be in tatters.
Otherwise, he definitely would have caught that dog, who kept looking back as he ran and was still licking his lips, savoring the flavor of the stinky tofu.
Yan Junye didn't dare return to Chang Yu's office. He ran into a corner and only dared come out after seeing Chang Yu go upstairs to the second floor.
Chang Yu hadn't spoken loudly just now, but everyone seemed to have heard his reprimand.
When they saw him passing, they hurriedly put away the snacks on their desks and beside their hands, afraid he might accidentally eat them.
"..." Angry o(´^｀)o.