Shi Wei was knocked against the wall like this after sitting in the elevator.
"Look, we arrived safely." Ji Hanchuan smiled.
Shi Wei glared at him depressedly.
His voice immediately sounded in Ji Hanchuan's mind.
--"Why did a good young man go astray... Didn't the light of righteousness in me illuminate the darkness in his heart?"
Where do you get your confidence from, you little bastard?
Who is on the wrong track and who hasn't clicked the ac number yet?
"Let's go."
Shi Wei dragged his legs to follow him, his face unconvinced.
After returning home and putting down my luggage, Ji Hanchuan made a pot of tea and started discussing what to eat.
"I want to eat fried chicken."
"No."
"The fried sausage."
"No."
"Then grilled gluten."
"... No."
"Then I want to go back to the hospital."
Ji Hanchuan put down the phone and his tone betrayed a hint of nervousness. "Does it hurt somewhere?"
Shi Wei covered her face and pretended to cry, heartbroken. "When I was in the hospital, you treated me like a confinement boy."
"That's not good." Ji Hanchuan calmly picked up the phone again and clicked on the app, "We may have forgotten Ji Zhazha in the hospital."
Shi Wei:... What a ruthless father.
"Study the second child first."
Shi Wei had no choice but to look at it awkwardly, "Then I want to eat snail noodles."
"... I don't want to be suspected of having a sewer problem at home."
Shi Wei thought for a moment, then let it go, "Then at least order me a few sausages."
At this time, wx pops up a message.
It's Ruirui: Brother Hanchuan, thank you for giving me so much money, I was very happy yesterday.
Shi Wei:...
Ji Hanchuan:...
What?
What happened?
Why does Ji Hanchuan give Xu Xirui money!?
Still happy?
Shi Wei stared at Ji Hanchuan suspiciously, "Haha, you won't tell me that Xu Xirui went to you in the heavy rain just to borrow money from you."
Ji Hanchuan:...
The message popped up again.
It's Ruirui: "I'm sorry for contacting you now. I originally wanted to call you, but I was worried that it would embarrass you. Brother Hanchuan, if you still need me tonight, I will definitely go over and accompany you without any hesitation! /blowing kiss/refill."
Shi Wei looked coldly, "Haha."
Bai Yueguang has made such an invitation, and the two of them have obviously already had a life (?) money (?) transaction, can Ji Hanchuan still tolerate it?
Haha, it seems that this world is really a dog!
If they are really together and he is willing to divorce, wouldn't the divorce compensation be good?
Shi Wei watched Ji Hanchuan typing with keen eyes.
"No need, please don't contact me again in the future. Thank you for your concern."
Send.
Shi Wei took a deep breath. What kind of straight man's speech was this? It was more outrageous than "drink more hot water".
Ji Hanchuan conveniently blocked Xu Xirui.
Shi Wei:?
"Pfft!"
After a pause of five seconds, as if being tapped on his laughter point, Shi Wei laughed so much that he fell to the ground.
"Hahahahaha! I'm laughing so hard. Xu Xirui must be so angry. Ah! It hurts so much when I hit my leg! Hahahahaha, although it hurts a lot, I can't help it!"
Ji Hanchuan:...
By the time Shi Wei calmed down, the takeaway had arrived.
After hearing the ins and outs, Shi Wei was in a state of disbelief with a mouthful of noodles in his mouth.
"Hahahahaha! There is such an operation for holding grass. No wonder Xu Xirui looked so ugly when he left. I thought he had his body cleaned out, hahahahaha!"
Ji Hanchuan gracefully wiped the broken noodles from his face with a tissue.
"Can you finish your food first?"
"I can't help but my stomach hurts so much." Shi Wei sat up from the carpet, "Ji Hanchuan You are really great."
I don't think you are complimenting me.
"What I told you before is true." Ji Hanchuan said after finishing the meal, "Although Xu Xirui is here, I didn't notice his existence at all."
Shi Wei is confused.
So, the properties of Xu Xirui actually don't have that great effect on Ji Hanchuan?
Or is the world changing?
Ji Hanchuan interrupted his thinking, "Before going back to the set, let's go see him one more time."
Shi Wei nodded seriously.
It has been sunny these two days, the mountain road has been repaired, and the road is smooth.
The sun was shining brightly and the scenery was pleasant. Shi Wei suddenly became interested and said, "Honey, let me sing you a song."
"... No need."
"The weather is so sunny today and the scenery is beautiful everywhere."
Ji Hanchuan squeezed the steering wheel tightly, veins bursting out.
Suddenly he had a flash of inspiration and gave a narrow smile, "Save your strength first, I'll give you a chance to show off later."
"Really?" Shi Wei quickly protected his throat.
It's time to reach the Staircase of Death again.
But this time Shi Wei succeeded in cheating and asked Ji Hanchuan to carry him up.
Shi Wei circled Ji Hanchuan's neck and blew some fairy air into his ear, "Dear husband, you are so kind."
"Don't move."
"Eh." Shi Wei deliberately blew into his ears, "Your ears are so red, could it be ahhhh--"
Ji Hanchuan suddenly pinched him hard.
Shi Wei screamed very miserably, attracting passers-by to look askance.
Young people nowadays are so arrogant. How dare they come to the cemetery and play in such a heavy manner? Do they think that wearing a mask can be regarded as nothing?
It's really a declining world and moral decay!
Finally reached the top of the mountain.
Shi Wei The "sacrifice" brought last time has been collected by the manager, and real paper sacrifices have been thoughtfully prepared for them.
"Should we burn it too?"
"Hmm." Ji Hanchuan picked up the lighter, first picked up a villa and started to click around it.
"Wow, this thing is indeed much more practical than the one I bought." Shi Wei dug out various trendy offerings, and there was even a beautiful woman among them.
Shi Wei asked, "Husband, only beautiful women can't do it. What if your brother likes men?"
Ji Hanchuan:"... Please ask the administrator to add one later."
"It's better not to do it." Shi Wei thought very thoughtfully, "Two men and one woman, it feels like I accidentally created a Shura field for him."
"..."
After everything was done, Shi Wei thought that Ji Hanchuan would tell Ji Xiangyu some secrets, so he planned to leave secretly. Unexpectedly, Ji Hanchuan directly pulled him back and said, "It's your turn to perform."
"Ah?" Shi Wei was shocked. "Is this what you said about giving me a chance to show off?"
Ji Hanchuan couldn't help laughing, "Such a touching singing voice, of course I have to share it with my family."
Shi Wei resisted the urge to smash Ji Hanchuan's head, like a big star at a concert, "Friends at the bottom of the mountain, please raise your hands and cheer up, I will sing a song for you next."
Ji Hanchuan:...
Never underestimate Shi Wei's shamelessness, not to mention he is wearing a mask.
Several people who came to worship vaguely heard what he was talking about, and they all raised their heads to look at him.
Shi Wei showed his sincerity to passers-by, "A song of 'Love You' is dedicated to everyone, whether on the ground or underground, I hope everyone will never forget that someone loves you!"
Turn around, Shi Wei refills Ji Hanchuan with your fingers.
The devilish sound still fills my ears.
Ji Hanchuan watched Shi Wei jumping up and down, and every embarrassing dance step seemed to dance in his heart, and a numb and hot feeling filled his heart.