Today I, Shi Wei, must die!
Shi Wei wailed.
Ji Hanchuan slowly retracted his feet and stretched out his hand to pull him up, "Sliding slide? Are you still a child at heart?"
Shi Wei's whole body was screaming in pain, "This is not childlike innocence, it's attempted murder."
He stood up but couldn't help but tilted to the side. Ji Hanchuan supported him and said, "The sidewalk and overpass are short of talents like you."
Shi Wei:...
He punched him hard.
"Your legs still hurt?" Ji Hanchuan held back a smile and pulled him up to the living room to sit on the sofa, and stuffed him with a bottle of drink, "You take a rest here first, I have something to do upstairs."
Shi Wei pulled him and said, "Do you want me to help? What is that you are carrying? Let me help you get it."
He really wants to know what Ji Hanchuan is holding!
"No need."
Shi Wei got up and said, "Then I will go to the kitchen to help."
Ji Hanchuan didn't stop him and went upstairs with the black bag.
There was nothing to help in the kitchen. After Shi Wei entered, he immediately turned around and went upstairs. After walking around on the second floor, he found that he was not there at all.
Why is it so mysterious today?
"What are you doing up here?" Ji Hanchuan suddenly appeared in the stairwell on the 2nd and 3rd floors, squinting at Shi Wei as he walked down, "Looking for me?"
Shi Wei instantly felt his hair stand on end, his desire for survival was overwhelming, he squeezed out a smile and threw himself on him, "I miss you."
"... I just separated from you three minutes ago." Ji Hanchuan hugged him, his tone was disgusting, but there was a smile in his eyes.
"It turns out it was only three minutes?" Shi Wei felt aggrieved, "It turns out there is a third floor above, and I haven't been up there yet."
--"What the hell is this man doing up there! I knew there must be some unknown secrets in this remote wilderness!"
--"Did he imprison one person or two people?"
"..." Ji Hanchuan deliberately said with a cold face, "Go downstairs, there is something I want you to see."
Shi Wei:!
That doesn't sound like a good thing to say.
"Oh." Shi Wei stepped forward cautiously.
"Wait a minute." Ji Hanchuan took out a ribbon from his pocket, "Block your eyes first."
Shi Wei:... Grass!
Great God Ji You are playing 666 well.
"But didn't you say you have something to show me first?" Shi Wei smiled awkwardly, "Although the window of my soul is beautiful, it is not an eye and cannot see anything."
Ji Hanchuan tied it up directly for him, "Don't worry, I just want to give you a surprise."
"Oh." Shi Wei shouted out four tones in one word. His vision went dark and he could only be led away by Ji Hanchuan.
Ji Hanchuan was so scheming that he insisted on walking by himself. Shi Wei couldn't see the stairs and could only lean on him and hold his hand firmly.
The little bastard is pretty good.
The way Shi Wei relied on him wholeheartedly satisfied Ji Hanchuan's desire for exclusivity.
"Where are we going?" Shi Wei felt Ji Hanchuan leading him to the yard. The cold wind outside made him shiver.
What does this mean? Just bury it without playing?
Ji Hanchuan took Shi Wei's hand and touched something smooth and hard, "You touched it? Guess what it is."
Shi Wei wants to cry but has no tears.
Should I praise you for your ability to play or should I scold you for being so damn good at playing?
"I can't guess it." Shi Wei became more and more panicked and couldn't figure it out, "What is this?"
The surface is smooth and very hard when knocked.
It's done, it must be a coffin.
"Is this a flip-top type or a sliding type? Is it comfortable to lie down on?"
Ji Hanchuan:...
What?
"The lid can be opened." Ji Hanchuan looked at it and said, "Lying down... it should be pretty good."
Shi Wei: TAT.
"Then I still can't guess it." Shi Wei clenched his fists nervously and said in despair, "You can come directly."
"Well, stand still first." Ji Hanchuan stood behind Shi Wei and gently pulled away the ribbon on his face.
Shi Wei immediately went dark.
In front of me is a brand new sports car.
The black streamlined body shows its high value, and there is an arrogant Peugeot on the front, but there is a huge red flower on it, which is somewhat incompatible with the handsome sports car.
Wow.
Shi Wei walked around the car twice in surprise, "Husband, did you buy a new car?"
Ji Hanchuan took out the key and tossed it, "Your MONSTER."
Shi Wei looked at him in shock, and hurriedly caught the car keys thrown into his arms, "What?"
Could this be...
Birthday gift?
But it's not my birthday.
Shi Wei can feel the pain of the original owner. The original owner always blamed his parents' accident as his own fault.
For such a long time, no one comforted him and said it was not his fault.
For the original owner, he understands all the principles, but he just can't live this day well. Although his friend Zhuo Xiao always takes him to play, he still subconsciously ignores this day.
Shi Wei forced a smile, "Really? Thank you, husband, but I don't need this."
"It has nothing to do with what day it is." Ji Hanchuan pulled him in front of him, "I just want to give you something."
Shi Wei still shook his head. "Then why didn't you send it yesterday or the day before yesterday, but why did you send it today?"
Ji Hanchuan:...
During the day, you made a small plan to divide the territory after divorcing him, and now you don't want to give it away for free?
Ji Hanchuan grabbed his arm, looked straight at him, and said frankly, "Well, it's just because it's your birthday, happy birthday."
After he finished speaking, he lowered his head and pecked him on the cheek.
Shi Wei widened his eyes, blinked hard, and then began to look at him seriously, feeling suddenly enlightened.
It seems that the location scenes are all fake, and the purpose is to trick me into coming to this kind of remote villa, take me to ride horses so that my legs can't close, and then give me this red flower sports car with strange aesthetics...
He really wanted to work with him to make sunflowers!
What can I do?
Of course I said yes!
Get out of here with all the pretentiousness, he really can't stand up to this crazy coin-throwing attack by the dog man!
Shi Wei hugged Ji Hanchuan, "Thank you, baby!"
Ji Hanchuan raised the corners of his lips slightly, his dark eyes flashing, "Go out for a spin?"
"Okay." Shi Wei was so happy that his eyes rolled with laughter, "But I'm hungry now and want to eat the lamb chops made by my husband."
"Let's go." Ji Hanchuan led him back to the house. There was a big meal on the dining table. Shi Wei quickly ran over to take a look. Even the small potatoes and sausages he ordered today were there. They were cutely strung together, sprinkled with honey and added with rosemary and cumin powder. Shi Wei's stomach kept growling because of the fragrant taste.
Ji Hanchuan also prepared refreshing lemonade. Shi Wei took a sip and thought the water tasted sour, but it felt sweeter than honey.
Weird.
Ji Hanchuan Use the igniter to light the candles and fill the atmosphere.
Shi Wei was eating the mutton chops happily, and glanced at Ji Hanchuan quietly, with his heart beating thumpingly.
Damn it, Ji Hanchuan looks better.
He began to feel nervous inexplicably.
When Ji Hanchuan pounces on me a moment later, should I shout Yazhidie or should I confront me head-on?