Shi Wei is certainly not stupid enough to go to a bar.
He went to the supermarket to buy wine, returned home, plundered all the snacks and fruits into his room, closed the door and started drinking.
The spirit runs away from home.
The fruit wines offered at special prices in supermarkets are pretty good.
It's as sweet as a drink.
Shi Wei The more you drink, the more addictive you become.
In his previous life, he had a good drinking capacity for socializing, so he took it for granted that his drinking capacity had also traveled through time with him.
With a handful of snacks and a sip of wine, the comments about that divine article became funnier and funnier.
Surprisingly, fans of Ji Hanchuan were not angry, but instead followed his fans and held hands through the network cable to chat about the plot.
"Hahaha Ji Dachuan started doi with Shi Xiao Wei who had just gotten off the operating bed. I was really stunned!"
"Sisters, that's not the funniest thing. Ji Dachuan has to examine Shi Xiao Wei in order to find evidence. It's funny. It's comparable to a gastroscopy."
Poof--
Shi Wei spits out a mouthful of wine, what kind of plot is this that reaches the stomach in one step?
"But yysy, the part marked Ji Dachuan with Shi Xiao Wei is still very well written."
"That part is indeed very good."
Huh? This bad writer actually has some good writing skills.
Shi Wei Hurry and look through it.
A door to a new world has been opened.
The abo mark is a very beastly behavior, and the glands are also located on the neck, so when Ji Dachuan is marked Shi Xiao Wei, the description of the body is shattered.
How many postures are there for biting the neck?
As the main sponsor of this divine article and one of the protagonists, Shi Wei couldn't stand it anymore, so he closed the app and went to watch a movie instead.
Soon, two dozen drinks were drunk by Shi Wei without even realizing it.
Until he realized that his room was spinning, he smiled stupidly.
Haha.
It's so hot.
Shi Wei took off his T-shirt. He couldn't do the simple action when he was drunk. He changed his position in frustration and took off his jeans.
Want to go to the toilet...
Shi Wei There was no private bathroom in the room. He opened the door and walked out. After washing his hands, he shook off the water drops and walked out.
"Shi Wei."
Ji Hanchuan had been sitting in the living room watching him walking around who was not dressed properly, and he was caught off guard by the water droplets on his face.
Huh?
Shi Wei narrowed his eyes and came closer to him.
Ji Hanchuan smelled a sweet aroma mixed with the smell of alcohol, "Have you been drinking?"
"You called the wrong person." Shi Wei said to him, "My name is Shi Xiao Wei."
Ji Hanchuan:...
It seems that Shi Wei has also read that article.
I don't know who did it. Ji Hanchuan wanted to have it deleted, but everyone at the studio opposed it. Even Feng Wan wanted him to wait until the author finished updating the article before deleting it.
A reality even stranger than this article happened.
"Handsome guy..."
Ji Hanchuan came back to his senses and saw Shi Wei's whole face covered in a faint blush. He was kneeling behind the sofa, leaning his face against the back of the sofa, and said in a soft voice, "Ji Dachuan is just a bitch, right?"
Ji Hanchuan:"... You are drunk."
"How can he doubt him? If you don't like him, don't mark him. Shi Xiao Wei already said that he doesn't like others, so he still needs to do a gastroscopy on him."
Ji Hanchuan was confused when he heard it. "What mark?"
"That's it." Shi Wei suddenly pounced on him and bit Ji Hanchuan hard on the back of his neck.
Fortunately, people are not very strong when they are drunk, otherwise Shi Wei would have seen the murder scene the next day.
"What are you doing?" Ji Hanchuan stood up and touched the place where Shi Wei bit him. Fortunately, there was no wound.
Shi Wei seemed to be struck by his actions and looked at him with a smile.
Ji Hanchuan walked over helplessly and pulled him up, staring into his eyes.
--"You, you, Do You Want to Dance, you, you, Do You Want to Dance..."
Ji Hanchuan immediately turned his eyes away.
It turns out that the voice singing from the heart is also a tone-deaf magic voice.
If you keep listening to it, you will really become deaf.
"Shi Wei, sit down for me."
Shi Wei was pushed to the sofa and sat down aggrievedly. Ji Hanchuan bent down and pressed his shoulders with both hands, "Look at me seriously, don't sing."
Shi Wei:?
"I decided to give you one million."
Shi Wei grinned at him.
"You didn't perform well at all today."
Shi Wei smiled even happier.
It seems that his IQ has indeed dropped off.
Ji Hanchuan sighed silently and sat next to him, "You little bastard, why are you drinking?"
After asking, I felt helpless. How could a drunkard answer?
Shi Wei suddenly pouted, "Because Ji Dachuan is a soulless person."
"What do you mean?"
"He is a big loser! He only touches Shi Xiao Wei just to get through the sexual period. When he gets pregnant, he even suspects that the child is not his."
Ji Hanchuan:...
"Also, he kicked out Ji Zhazha and asked Shi Xiao Wei to transplant kidneys for others."
"... it's for bone marrow replacement."
Ji Hanchuan is speechless, does anyone really find this kind of plot interesting?
And does no one really think that Shi Xiao Wei's vitality is comparable to that of a squire?
"He also let him starve on purpose, played with Shi Xiao Wei, despised him and said how could it be possible..."
Ji Hanchuan turned to look at him. After the shock, there were complex and obscure emotions in his eyes.
Shi Wei was still muttering about all the bad things Ji Dachuan had done, but he didn't notice that the real Ji Dachuan was approaching.
"Shi Xiao Miao, I knew it was you who was eavesdropping."
Shi Wei tilted his head to look at him stupidly, and when he heard the word meow, he also meowed.
Ji Hanchuan:...
"Shi Wei." Ji Hanchuan looked straight at him with deep eyes, "Are you really not drunk?"
What responded to him was a loud burp from Shi Wei, smelling of alcohol.
He spoke with a bit of a tongue, "I'm not drunk."
"Then who am I?"
Shi Wei held Ji Hanchuan's face with both hands, "You are my dad."
Ji Hanchuan ran out of patience and turned over to shorten the distance between the two.
His breathing was hotter than Shi Wei's. Shi Wei felt uncomfortable, and his whole face wrinkled, "Hot."
Ji Hanchuan stretched out his hand and pressed the back of his head to prevent him from escaping. He raised his lips and half-smiled, "You still scold me... Shi Wei, you'd better be really drunk. If you can remember tomorrow, I will open the banquet for you directly."
Shi Wei frowned, "Is there anything to eat?"
"... Shut up."
Although he was drunk and confused, Shi Wei could still feel that Ji Hanchuan was scolding him, and he puffed up his cheeks in anger.
Ji Hanchuan ignored his protest, "Do you know why I don't want to kiss this delicate flower like you today?"
Perhaps drunkenness makes people bolder. Although the drunk person is Shi Wei, Ji Hanchuan suddenly wants to speak out what is in his heart.
He has always been calm and self-possessed, and his tone was equally calm and serious at the moment.
"If in the future..." Ji Hanchuan felt that his heartbeat skipped half a beat, and then began to beat rapidly. He gently massaged the back of Shi Wei's neck with his palms.
"Shi Wei, if something happens between you and me in the future, I don't want that to be the memory of our first time."
Other people's names, other people's stories.
Ji Hanchuan lowered his head and kissed him.
"Well..."
Ji Hanchuan thought double-mindedly: At least it's not my first memory.