The Embarrassing Incident of Taking Human Form

Dou Qi Continent

Outer Region of the Monster Beast Mountain Range

A plump honey badger, Flat-headed Brother, was curled up in a patch of grass.

At that moment, the honey badger's body was undergoing earth-shattering changes.

The honey badger gritted his teeth, his eyes tightly shut and his body convulsing as he endured unprecedented pain.

"Damn! I never thought taking human form would hurt this much."

Chen Xuan wailed inwardly.

He had not expected to endure such unbearable torment after consuming the Form Transformation Pill.

But for the sake of cultivation, he had to take human form.

Gritting his teeth, he endured the heart-rending pain.

Before coming to this world, Chen Xuan had actually been a soldier.

The world he had once lived in was called Earth.

By the end of the thirtieth century, Earth's technological civilization had entered the age of interstellar travel.

By then, mecha warriors and gene warriors had become part of the weapons used to conquer the universe.

Chen Xuan had been an elite soldier.

To operate powerful mechas, he had needed to become a gene warrior.

Only by becoming a gene warrior could he improve his physique enough to control a mecha.

At the time, the base had been conducting genetic tests on a honey badger, but improper handling had caused a data error during the process.

In the end, the honey badger mutated.

The mutated honey badger went berserk. Its speed and physical strength became terrifying, while its power grew so great that no one could match it.

The entire base was destroyed, and the gene warriors inside were slaughtered by the mutated honey badger.

Chen Xuan had tragically been torn in half by the honey badger and become food in its belly.

When he woke up again, he found that he had become a honey badger.

He also discovered that he was not on Earth at the end of the thirtieth century, but in another world.

Eventually, he accepted reality and felt that being a honey badger, Flat-headed Brother, was not too bad.

He admired Flat-headed Brother's spirit of treating life and death lightly and fighting anyone who refused to submit.

After coming to this world thirteen years ago, he had also learned a little about it.

Although he was a honey badger, he could understand human language.

From the conversations of many human experts who entered the Monster Beast Mountain Range, Chen Xuan learned that this world was called the Dou Qi Continent.

The warriors of this world all cultivated dou qi, and their strength was formidable.

As a low-level monster beast, Chen Xuan was not even as strong as a first-rank monster beast.

When he encountered human experts, he could only flee and hide.

Of course, a low-level monster beast like him was beneath the interest of human experts and had little value.

As a low-level monster beast, Chen Xuan was not discouraged at all, because he had a System Shop.

To obtain items from the System Shop, he had to purchase them with Gold Coins.

The system had treated him fairly well and allowed him a discount on his first purchase.

The Form Transformation Pill, which originally cost ten million Gold Coins, cost only one hundred thousand after the discount.

But even one hundred thousand Gold Coins had taken Chen Xuan thirteen years to collect.

After all, without strength, he had not dared leave the Monster Beast Mountain Range. He could only scavenge corpses within the mountain range.

Whenever he found the corpse of a human expert, he immediately went over to check whether he could pick up a few Gold Coins.

Although human experts were often killed in the Monster Beast Mountain Range, Chen Xuan could not find Gold Coins on every corpse.

That was because some people's Gold Coins had already been looted by others.

As for robbing human experts, he lacked the strength to do so.

So he could only obediently scavenge corpses.

After thirteen years, he had finally gathered one hundred thousand Gold Coins and successfully purchased the Form Transformation Pill from the System Shop.

Now that he had swallowed the Form Transformation Pill, he was enduring the pain of taking human form.

Because he knew that if he wanted to increase his strength quickly, he had to take human form.

If monster beasts did not take human form, their cultivation speed was extremely slow.

Only after taking human form could they cultivate as quickly as humans.

He did not dare make a sound, afraid that human experts would discover him. If that happened, he would be finished.

After an unknown amount of time, the pain in Chen Xuan's body finally faded.

When he opened his eyes, the first thing he did was examine his hands.

Seeing his fair hands, Chen Xuan knew that he had successfully taken human form.

His cultivation speed would now increase.

Once he found an opportunity to visit the human world, he would think of a way to make money.

Only by earning money could he buy the items in the System Shop.

"I need to find some leaves to cover myself."

Looking at his naked body, Chen Xuan shook his head helplessly.

Having just taken human form, he did not have any clothes to wear.

His body was tall and straight, neither fat nor thin. The well-proportioned muscles on him gave him a lean, capable appearance.

With long silver hair and a youthful face, he looked like a boy around thirteen years old.

Just as he was about to leave the bushes, he sensed a human aura approaching.

"Although she isn't one of those terrifying people, she can still kill me in my current state."

Chen Xuan quickly lay flat in the grass, not daring to come out.

Soon, a beautiful young girl appeared before Chen Xuan.

The girl held a longsword and wore a moon-colored robe. Her figure was well-developed, and she was clearly a beauty in the making.

The first time he saw a young and beautiful woman, Chen Xuan's eyes lit up. "A beauty!"

During his thirteen years in the Monster Beast Mountain Range, Chen Xuan had encountered quite a few human women, but none had been as beautiful as the girl before him.

Suddenly, the girl squatted down right in front of Chen Xuan and prepared to relieve herself.

Seeing this, Chen Xuan cried out, "Beauty, relieving yourself in public is hardly civilized!"

"Ah!"

The girl screamed, her face draining of color. She hurriedly pulled up her pants and ran to the side.

Thinking there was no one nearby, she had been about to relieve herself, but she had not expected someone to be hiding in the grass before her.

She had been badly frightened.

"Bastard, come out!" The girl gripped her sword and shouted toward Chen Xuan's hiding place.

Dou qi surged from her body, and her sharp aura sent a chill through the air.

"It's not convenient for me to come out right now. You should leave quickly," Chen Xuan said bitterly, poking his head out.

If he came out now, would that not cause a misunderstanding?

Moreover, he was certain that the girl before him possessed the strength to crush him.

The outcome of coming out would definitely be miserable.

When she discovered that he was a boy around her own age, the girl frowned.

"Come out, you filthy pervert!" The girl pointed her sword at Chen Xuan and said sternly, "If you don't come out, I'll kill you!"

"Are you kidding me? It wasn't like I chose to be here." Chen Xuan said gloomily, "You were the one who came here to pee. If I hadn't spoken up in time, you would have made a mistake."

"Shut up!" The girl's face flushed red, and her embarrassed fury made her appear awkward.

Seeing the murderous look in her eyes, Chen Xuan promptly shut his mouth.

Glaring at Chen Xuan with an enraged expression, the girl said, "Today, I'm going to teach you, you pervert, a lesson."

"It wasn't my fault at all. Are you even being reasonable?" Chen Xuan said unhappily. "Besides, you're no match for me. I have a trump card for dealing with you."

"Hmph, do you really think I'm that easy to fool?" the girl sneered.

This guy was about the same age as her. How capable could he possibly be?

Among people their age, the girl felt that her own talent was quite good.

Besides, the dou qi fluctuations from this bastard were far too weak. How could he possibly be her opponent?

"Ha!"

The girl let out a delicate shout. Dou qi surged from her body, and with a stomp of her foot, she rushed toward him.

Seeing this, Chen Xuan cursed the girl inwardly for bullying him.

No, she was bullying a weak monster beast.

"Take this—Great Roc Spreads Wings!"

Seeing the girl charging at him aggressively, Chen Xuan could only step out of the grass and unleash Great Roc Spreads Wings.

"Pervert!"

Seeing him shamelessly spread his arms wide and raise one leg in a pose, the girl immediately covered her face with a scream and turned around.

Taking advantage of her distraction, Chen Xuan turned and ran for his life.

"Filthy pervert! If I, Nalan Yanran, ever see you again, I definitely won't let you off!"

As Chen Xuan fled wildly, he heard the girl's furious, murderous shout behind him.

"The next time I see you, I'll pin you to the ground and spank you!" Chen Xuan shouted back without backing down.

"You bastard! You filthy pervert!" Nalan Yanran cursed in a rage.

She had never expected that her first time coming out to train would lead her to encounter such a shameless scoundrel.

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