Football: With Cheats Like These, Why Even Train?
Chapter 105

Zhang Kuang got the opposing manager sent off with one goal? And flirted on live camera?

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When the on-site referee heard the instructions in the headset, he was stunned for a moment, then ran to the sidelines to ask the fourth official, watched the camera replay, and then ran directly to the head coach of West Ham United and showed a red card.

Everyone in the West Ham United team was confused. What happened? Why did the head coach suddenly get a red card?

The most confused ones were the players on the field, they had no idea what was happening.

The audience still saw it, and the action of watering the water was really disgusting.

Avram·Grant was angry. "Fake, what do you mean? What did I violate? Are you going to send me off the field?"

Referee: "You just irritated the live TV camera, which disgusted viewers around the world. You are damaging the international image of Premier League. This is the reason for your ejection. Do you have any objections?"

Avram·Grant: "You, you, Fake, what the hell is this? It's obviously the home whistle."

Referee: "I'm warning you, don't spread rumors. If you spread rumors, I will sue you for defamation."

Avram·Grant:"*\u0026%¥¥#@!~!@##¥%."

At this time, his assistant coach quickly came over and carried Avram·Grant to the players' tunnel. At this time, there was no point in arguing anymore.

The farce is over, but the West Ham United players are confused. How to play next? Everyone's hearts are filled with haze.

Fortunately, after a while, their assistant coach Zeljko Petrovic came back to calm everyone's mood.

Zeljko Petrovic never imagined that he had only come here this season and had only three league games, and that he would be temporarily taking command as the head coach.

Feeling a little excited, he started a series of cool moves and started shouting from the sidelines that this one was running like this and that one was running like that.

Then the players on the field ran around blindly.

The result was: In the 20th minute, Zhang Kuang took the ball from the left and cut inside, attracting the attention of three defensive players, and then distributed the ball to Rooney who had inserted it.

Rooney caught the ball at the top of the penalty area, adjusted it, and then shot with a blast.

The ball bounced off the crossbar.

Berbatov rushed out of the crowd and fired furiously at the ball.

The ball hit the net.

2:0.

In the 21st minute, Manchester United took a two-goal lead. Berbatov was so excited that he performed a passionate slide, but got stuck in the middle of the slide and his whole head fell directly into the turf.

Before he could react, Zhang Kuang and Rooney ran over and pressed on him, starting to stack the Arhats on top of him.

"Fake, shit, you... uh, ah... group... ah, stop suppressing... sons of a bitch... ah!"

Martin:"GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!"

He Wei: "Goal, Manchester United scored again, 2:0. Unfortunately, Zhang Kuang lost an assist."

Xu Yang: "It's all because Rooney's shot was too tricky and hit the crossbar."

Rooney and Zhang Kuang are also depressed.

Zhang Kuang: "Brother, it's not that I don't give you assists, it's that I gave you assists and you didn't give them your own strength."

Rooney: "Brother, is it because you haven't taken me to pick up girls for a long time? Brother, I haven't been able to pick up girls, so I've been a little confused all day long, so I haven't eaten the cake you fed me."

Zhang Kuang: "Is that so? We are so busy with competitions now. Where can I take you to have sex? Otherwise, you should go to the prostitutes. I have always felt that prostitutes are more beautiful and have better figures than most ordinary women."

Rooney: "Ah, let me just say that I saw the new girl from the brothel on the street next to our house these days, so good..."

Zhang Kuang: "Fuck, it turns out you have already scouted for a female ticket. If you want a female ticket, go for a female ticket. Why are you so long-winded?"

"You two, it's tee time, what are you muttering about?"

In the 40th minute, Zhang Kuang assisted again.

He took the ball on the left and faced the double team of Kováč and Upson. Zhang Kuang did not panic, but used his body to protect the ball and wait for his teammates to move.

Rooney inserts into the penalty area from the right, and Berbatov supports in the middle.

Zhang Kuang spotted Rooney's running route and made a precise through ball. The ball passed between the two defensive players and accurately found Rooney.

Rooney shot the ball furiously and the ball hit the net.

3:0.

Zhang Kuang assisted, Rooney scored.

Rooney After scoring a goal, he pumped his fists with both hands like a bear and roared towards the sky.

"I finally scored a goal."

When Zhang Kuang ran over to celebrate, he hugged Zhang Kuang hard.

"Brother, you assisted twice in a row, I finally lived up to you."

"Let go, let go, are you fucking disgusting..."

End of the first half, 3:0.

In the 60th minute of the second half, Ferguson replaced Zhang Kuang with Owen. Zhang Kuang was replaced by Ferguson not because of his poor performance, but because the game had lost its suspense.

In the 58th minute, Zhang Kuang went from Manchester United's half to West Ham's half, and then he scored from the far corner outside the penalty area.

4:0

This ball was just like his goal in Auxerre when he passed 5 people in a row and passed the ball to himself three seconds later.

It's a pity that this ball is not as exciting as that one, because West Ham United's defense did not pose a threat to him. He passed the ball very easily, and he was not as excited as he was when he passed the ball to himself three seconds later.

It almost didn't make sense, but he scored.

So two minutes after he scored, he was substituted. Martin even joked:

"Hey, what's going on? Chinese Zhang performed very well on the court. He didn't have any physical problems or anything wrong. Why did Ferguson replace him? He was replaced by a forward. What is the significance of this substitution?"

Rob: "Is it because he doesn't want China to steal too much of the limelight? Or is he deliberately suppressing his ability? Or is he giving Owen enough time to play and maintain his form?"

Martin: "This is an interesting topic. Maybe a gossipy newspaper will report: "Chinese Zhang just joined Manchester United, who is suspected of being at odds with the head coach and being suppressed."

Rob: "Hey, I believe some media will be interested in this."

In fact, without waiting for the game to end, the entire public opinion circle began to discuss this phenomenon: Zhang Kuang is in such a hot state and is not injured or exhausted, why should he be substituted?

Of course, this is off-site talk.

On the field: When Zhang Kuang came off the field, all Old Trafford fans stood up and applauded. The applause lasted for nearly a minute until he walked to the bench and sat down.

He waved to the stands, then put on a towel and sat down.

In the end, the score was not changed again.

Manchester United defeated West Ham United 4:0 at home, giving Premier League its first three consecutive victories.

Zhang Kuang's information: Two goals and two assists, scoring in three consecutive games, a total of six goals and four assists in the three games.

Is this information scary?

It must be scary, he Zhang Kuang is currently the only one on the scorer list, scoring 6 goals, ranking first.

The assist list is also the only one with 4 assists.

The second place in the scorer list is Drogba, who scored 4 goals, and the second place in the assist list is Malouda, who assisted 3 goals.

And Zhang Kuang alone occupies the top of the scorer list and assists list. Isn't this terrifying?

So when Zhang Kuang was holding the best champagne in a single game, he was standing in front of the background board for an interview... Hey, no, this time Sky Sports had a different reporter? She was a sexy and hot beauty.

Zhang Kuang: "You are Sky Sports's new reporter? I never heard that Sky Sports has a beautiful reporter."

Beautiful reporter. "Hello Zhang, I am a new intern reporter from Sky Sports. My name is Jessica Hatchett, and I am a fresh graduate of Oxford Brookes University majoring in journalism."

Zhang Kuang gave a thumbs up. "Sky Sports is enlightened."

Jessica smiled and blushed, then she arranged her hair.

Jessica:"Then let's get started?"

Zhang Kuang nodded.

Jessica: "Zhang, congratulations on winning the best of single game in consecutive games. Do you have any secrets for winning the best of single game? And you are now the number one in both the scorer list and the assist list. How do you feel about this?"

Zhang Kuang: "There is only one trick to winning the best game, which is to score the most goals and make the most assists. Of course, I am referring to the frontcourt players. If it is the midfielders and backcourt players, that is another matter.

As for being on the top of the list twice, isn't that what it should be? I said I am here to make history, so the top spot is the most basic."

Jessica I admire such a crazy handsome guy.

Jessica: "What do you think of this game? How do you evaluate your opponent?"

Zhang Kuang: "West Ham United had an accident, so they didn't perform well this time. I won't stop my contempt for them, because I don't know if they will be completely different next time I meet them. After all, Premier League has no weaklings, and their loss today was just a moment of negligence."

Jessica: "Okay, thank you for accepting our interview. I hope you can win the best game again next time."

Zhang Kuang nodded. "Okay, then I have to treat you to dinner next time."

Jessica immediately blushed. "We are still live broadcasting, don't talk about personal things."

Zhang Kuang smiled at the camera, his face was bright and handsome, it was really endearing.

Zhang Kuang: "What does this have to do with live streaming? Am I not allowed to flirt with girls on camera?"

Jessica:"Huh?"

She didn't expect Zhang Kuang to be so direct. When she was at a loss, Zhang Kuang thrust the bottle of champagne into Jessica's hand.

Zhang Kuang:"I gave it to you, see you next time."

Zhang Kuang turned around and left after saying that.

Jessica was left with a look of shock and reluctance.

At this time, in the Sky Sports program room, host Andy Gray and guest Jamie Redknapp both whistled inside.

Andy: "Who gave the director this idea? The effect is quite good, but this little girl is afraid that she will be seduced by Chinese Zhang."

Jamie: "Oh, no, what a beautiful girl. Although I am not racist, I am a little reluctant to part with her."

Andy: "Xuan, Jamie, don't have bad thoughts."

Jamie: "Okay, this is a sports program."

Andy: "Ha, you remember this is a sports program. Oh my god, I was led astray by this smooth-talking China guy. Come on, let's watch the head coach interview after the game."

After the game, Ferguson was asked about Zhang Kuang again at the press conference.

Reporter: "Jazz, Zhang Kuang has scored and assisted again. Zhang Kuang has six goals and four assists in three games. Do you think he can win the Premier League Golden Boot this season?"

Ferguson smiled.

"It's only the third round now. It's too early to say this, but he has the ability. His scoring efficiency is very high, and he is not the kind of forward who only takes cakes. He is a super forward who can create opportunities for himself and his teammates."

"Who do you think is stronger between Zhang Kuang and Drogba, Torres, Rooney, the top strikers?"

Ferguson shook his head.

"They are all excellent forwards, each with their own characteristics. Zhang Kuang is still very young, and he still has a lot to learn. But he has an advantage: he is younger than them all. Being young means there are unlimited possibilities."

Reporter: "Then why did you replace him in the 60th minute? I heard that you had a big conflict with him?"

Ferguson shrugged. "Wow, is this starting to cause trouble? I replaced him because I didn't want to overuse him. He is still young now, only 19 years old. Using him to the limit early will affect the length of his career.

Where do you think you are going, Zhang Cai came to Manchester United less than two months ago, and I already had a conflict with him?"

Reporter: "What do you think of today's game and how do you evaluate your opponent?"

Ferguson: "Something happened to West Ham United today, so they were in a mess."

Reporter: "What do you think about their head coach Avram·Grant spitting water at the live camera?"

Ferguson: "I believe it was an unintentional thing. At that time, his team lost the ball and he was very angry. At this time, the camera happened to be pointed at his face, so there was a moment of unethical behavior.

Okay, he's here, you can ask him, I'm leaving first, goodbye."

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