He Wei: "China Central Television, China Central Television, viewers, welcome to watch the 31st round of Premier League..."
The comment area of MyScore (MyScore transliteration) [the largest graphic and text live broadcast website on the Internet at the time]:
"It's started, it's started! I haven't seen Premier League for half a month and it's finally started again!"
"West Ham The atmosphere at this home court is really scary. I felt so noisy when I watched the live TV broadcast."
"No, you have already watched the live TV broadcast. Are you still watching some graphic live broadcast on MyScore? Are you bored?"
"You know what the heck, you can watch football and chat at the same time here."
"Zhang Kuang What shoes are you wearing today? Pink ones? So sexy."
"I bet 50 cents that Zhang Kuang will score a hat trick today."
"Fifty cents is too little, I bet it will fly."
"Fuck..."
Manchester United pressed on quickly after the kick-off.
Giggs took the ball on the left, facing Jacobsen's defense, he kicked the ball with his left foot to get out of the way and passed to the middle of the penalty area. Rooney jumped high to fight for the top, but the ball was pushed out of the baseline by Upson.
Corner kick.
Giggs walked towards the corner flag area, Zhang Kuang stood in the middle of the penalty area, with Da Costa close behind him.
The corner kick was taken and an arc flew towards the front of the small penalty area. Zhang Kuang suddenly started and jumped high in the crowd. Da Costa reached out and grabbed the hem of his jersey but failed to catch it.
The moment his forehead touched the ball, Zhang Kuang exerted force, and with a 'bang' sound, the ball flew towards the upper right corner of the goal with strong rotation!
Rob·Green reacted extremely quickly, soaring in the air with one palm, and the ball missed the crossbar and flew out of the baseline!
"Oh!!" Martin of Sky Sports shouted, "Zhang Kuang's header is too powerful. Green can save it, which is already a world-class save! Just after the game started, Manchester United attacked the goal continuously. Manchester United came with such force!
Hey, why are the cameras focused on that female fan? Hey, she's so tender and beautiful. She looks so regretful. I really wish I could get one right away to make her happy."
"Haha, but if Zhang Kuang has such a chance next time, I'm afraid he will score. His shooting conversion rate is very high." Rob said.
He Wei also lamented in CCTV-5: "Oh, this Zhang Kuang female fan looks like a royal princess. Hehe, Zhang Kuang's header fully demonstrated his dominance in the air.
Da Costa, who is 1.86 meters tall, looks like a primary school student in front of him. Green saved the ball really well, but Manchester United's threat signal has already been sent out."
West Ham Goalkeeper Green got up from the ground and shouted at the defense, "Keep an eye on him! Don't let him jump!"
MyScore (MyScore transliteration) comment area exploded:
"Damn... that header!!! What a pity!"
"Damn, Green cheated today?? Can you save yourself from this??"
"Brother Kuang jumped so high just now that his head almost reached the crossbar."
"Da Costa pulled the clothes but didn't even hold them back, outrageous."
"It's okay, it's okay, keep bombing, sooner or later Green won't be able to defend it."
"..."
In the 9th minute, Manchester United made continuous passes in the frontcourt. Giggs took the ball from the left and cut inside. Carrick received the ball in the middle and then moved to the right. Valencia made a low pass!
Rooney outflanks and shoots in front of the door!
Green had fallen to the ground and rushed toward the near corner, but the ball hit Upson's leg and bounced out.
Zhang Kuang came in diagonally from the left and hit the ball with a follow-up shot!!
The ball roared towards the goal, but Da Costa blocked it with his body and the ball missed the baseline.
Martin: "It's rare. Zhang Kuang rarely misses two shots in a row. Today he missed two shots... Wow, the camera shows a beautiful woman again..."
"Manchester United has great threats in these two attacks." He Wei said in CCTV-5's broadcast room, "West Ham's defense has been torn apart, and the tacit understanding between Rooney and Zhang Kuang in the frontcourt is getting better and better."
In that follow-up shot just now, Zhang Kuang's movement timing was just perfect, and even a few tenths of a second slower would not have been able to catch up."
"Zhang Kuang has a very keen sense of smell," Xu Yang answered, "This is the instinct of a top forward. The moment his teammates shoot, he has already started running in the direction where the ball may bounce. This talent is not something that can be practiced, it is innate."
MyScore (MyScore transliteration) comment area:
"Da Costa There is something about blocking the bullet hole. I wonder how good it is at blocking other eyes besides blocking the ball hole?"
"Holy shit, brother, what else do you want him to do?"
"It's over, I have the evil Lenovo, my mind is dirty."
"Tsk, the camera has been shown to that female fan twice. She is so beautiful, it makes my heart itch to look at her. Zhang Kuang, just take her in tonight."
"Perhaps it has been collected long ago?"
"Hey hey..."
At the 11th minute, there was a twist that no one expected.
West Ham quickly counterattacked after stealing in the backcourt. Hitzlsperger passed a long pass across the midfield. Carlton Cole received the ball at the top of the penalty area and leaned on Vidić with his back, and suddenly made a heel pass.
The ball went around Vidić's head and flew to the left side of the penalty area!
Demba Ba came in from the left at high speed, and his position was already half a body away from Evra.
Evra chased after him desperately. When he saw Demba Ba starting to hit the door, he subconsciously extended his right arm...
The ball hit Evra's elbow and bounced off the sideline.
"Beep--!"
The referee Li·Mason blew the whistle and pointed at the penalty spot.
West Ham fans exploded instantly.
The entire stadium erupted in deafening cheers, and blue and white colored strips fell from the stands like a rain.
"Penalty kick! The referee Mason awarded a penalty kick," Tyler of Sky Sports raised his voice, "Evra did handball the ball. It can be seen clearly in slow motion. His arm was fully extended and the ball hit his elbow firmly. There is no problem with this penalty."
Rob sighed, "There is no problem with the penalty...Evra shouldn't have stretched out his hand. Even if Demba Ba shoots from that position, the angle is not very good. Kuszczak blocks the near corner and has a high chance of blocking it."
This handball was too impulsive. Ferguson What did you say before the game? 'Reduce mistakes in the backcourt'. This mistake is too fatal. I'm afraid I will be scolded by Sir Alex Ferguson."
Manchester United players surrounded the referee to appeal, but slow-motion replay showed that the penalty was undisputed.
Noblin stood at the twelve yard point holding the ball, while Kuszczak moved left and right on the goal line.
"Blin came to take the penalty and run up -" Ma Xiang's voice suddenly rose, "Pushed the lower left corner and the ball went in! Kuszczak shot in the wrong direction! 1:0! West Ham took the lead at home!"
Noblin rushed towards the corner flag area, pointing to the sky with both hands.
Carlton Cole jumped on his back, and Demba Ba ran from the backcourt to join in the celebration.
The whole stadium was shaking, and the West Ham fans sang louder than before.
He Wei commented on CCTV-5: "Evra This handball really has nothing to complain about under the Premier League penalty scale. Manchester United fans don't have to worry too much, it's just a goal lost."
Because, they have Zhang Kuang, and last season Zhang Kuang and Auxerre of Ligue 1 proved countless times that what Zhang Kuang is best at is helping the team."
Xu Yang: "Yes, Zhang Kuang always has attributes of 1:0 or 2:0, and he even has reverse genes."
MyScore Comment area:
"Evra, Evra... this penalty kick is given... I really want to hit you."
"Kuszczak attacks the lower left corner? Noblin obviously pushes the lower right corner with his first few kicks. Does he know how to save the ball?"
"Don't panic, don't panic, this is just a technical adjustment, the stock price is still going up... Oh, I went to the wrong set, it's okay, it's okay, I just lost a ball, Zhang Kuang will take action."
"Then I want to see if Zhang Kuang can bring Manchester United back today, and how."
"..."
The game continues.
In the 16th minute, Manchester United immediately launched a counterattack after conceding the ball. Zhang Kuang made a low pass from the left. Rooney outflanked the ball from the front and missed the kick. The ball rolled to the back. Giggs followed up with a push shot, but Upson fell to the ground and blocked the baseline.
Giggs patted the turf in frustration.
"It's such a pity that Rooney missed the ball." Martin said, "He ran to the position, but his foot did not touch the ball. If Zhang Kuang had been at that point, he might have scored."
Rob: "Zhang Kuang's passing is so good, I don't understand why Rooney chose to leak the ball?"
MyScore Comment area:
"No, what was Rooney doing just now? It's three meters in front of the goal, brother! You are Manchester United's top shooter. Why did you handle the ball like this?"
"This ball leaked so much that my blood pressure went up. I threw it."
"If Zhang Kuang had entered at that position..."
In the 23rd minute, before Manchester United could recover from the first conceded goal, the second heavy hammer came down.
West Ham attacked from the left, and Bridge found Carlton Cole with a cross. The latter took the ball with his back in the penalty area, turned around and wiped it toward the baseline. Vidić stretched his legs from the side to intercept, and Cole fell to the ground.
Li·Mason's whistle sounded again.
Penalty kick, another penalty kick.
Martin's voice was filled with disbelief. "Ah? Another penalty kick? Li Mason was very decisive in making the penalty kick today, and he was not afraid that giving Manchester United consecutive penalty kicks would cause a stir.
Hey, let's watch it in slow motion... Vidić's leg did trip up Cole's ankle. This is indeed a foul, but it's on the penalty area line. Oh my God, he really dared to call it."
There was regret in He Wei's voice. "Vidić was a little out of control today. He had already escaped a yellow card for pulling Demba Ba just now, and this time he got a penalty kick...
Manchester United's defense in this game is really unstable. Kuszczak hasn't shown much performance in sports battles yet. He was given two penalty kicks first."
Noblin stood in front of the penalty spot again.
Kuszczak rushed to the right this time, but Noblin pushed a low ball and rolled into the lower left corner of the goal!!
2:0.
Noblin scored twice.
West Ham players celebrated wildly, Cole rushed to the sidelines and roared at the home team stands.
West Ham fans' singing was deafening, and blue and white strips fell from the stands again.
Manchester United players stand where they are.
Rooney lowered his head and kicked the turf. Vidić put his hands on his hips and stared at the turf.
Zhang Kuang walked back to the backcourt. He was also speechless and gave consecutive penalty kicks. Is this really a harsh penalty? Or is it to prevent Manchester United from winning the championship in advance? To artificially create suspense in the league and make the league more enjoyable to watch?
Zhang Kuang had to think of conspiracy theories, because no referee would award two penalty kicks in a short period of time, let alone for Manchester United.
This is like Barcelona is about to win the championship, but is awarded two consecutive penalty kicks in the championship game. Think about what Barcelona fans will think? Messi fans may still...
Ferguson stood on the sidelines, his face ashen, and the chewing gum in his mouth was chewed out of shape.
He didn't roar, just put his hands in his pockets and stared at the field.
Perhaps, he also thought of a conspiracy theory. If that was the case, there was nothing he Ferguson could do.
The broadcast camera showed a close-up of Ferguson's face.
He Wei: "This is the darkest moment that Manchester United has encountered this season, with continuous penalty kicks. I hope such blows will not completely defeat them, because there is never a smooth journey on the football field. Victory is just a short-lived fireworks, and frustration and suffering are the recurring themes in the long schedule.
In just a few dozen minutes, two 12-yard hits really exhausted all the energy Manchester United had accumulated in the first half. Every player's footsteps became heavy, and every time they returned to defense, they felt powerless.
After conceding a point for the first time, they did not fight without resistance. From the opening to the present, they ran, blocked, sacrificed their lives to block the hole of the gun, and tried every means to defend the goal.
But fate can be so cruel sometimes. A slight defensive oversight caused them to suffer two heavy punishments in succession.
Romain Rolland said that there is only one kind of Hero ism in the world, which is to recognize the truth of life but still love it.
At the moment, this team is in a trough, with consecutive penalty kicks and a lagging score weighing on its shoulders. However, as long as the final whistle has not blown, the warriors on the green field should not stop running.
Please don't deny their efforts throughout the game. The road to climb up is always more moving than standing at the top.
Even if dark clouds are covering the stadium at this moment, as long as they are still willing to raise their heads and organize a counterattack, there is still a glimmer of light for their comeback hidden in this darkness."
MyScore (MyScore transliteration) barrage:
"Holy shit, I just heard He Wei's affectionate explanation. It really... gave me goosebumps. Damn, he said it as if Manchester United had already encountered its darkest moment. In fact, Manchester United's loss in this game will not affect their championship."
"Haha, I just saw the full text of China's commentary on the poet. It's really interesting. This commentator is so talented. He is indeed called a poet's commentator."
"Who said just now that Zhang Kuang will save the team? We have already lost two, where is Zhang Kuang?"
"It's over. I bought Manchester United to lead in the first half. It's over now..."
As the referee's whistle sounds, the game continues!
In the 30th minute, Valencia forced a breakthrough from the right and made a pass. Upson made a header and the ball bounced outside the penalty area.
Gibson fired furiously at the ball. The ball bounced off Hitzlsperger and landed on the right side of the front edge of the penalty area.
Zhang Kuang got rid of the two players guarding him and was the first to rush forward.
Da Costa pounced from the side to tackle, Hitzlsperger chased back and blocked the ball, and the two formed a siege.
Zhang Kuang stepped and pulled with his left foot, pushing the ball away from Da Costa's outstretched leg, and then smashed the ball with his right foot to avoid Hitzlsperger's tackle.
Two defensive players were left behind by his two consecutive changes of direction.
He was already standing on the line of the penalty area, about 20 meters away from the goal.
Green opened his arms on the goal line to seal the near corner.
Zhang Kuang didn't hesitate.
Swing your right foot and volley from the instep.
He Wei: "Zhang Kuang raised his right foot and volleyed!"
The ball flew close to the ground at an extremely fast speed, with a slight external spin, and went straight to the lower left corner of the goal.
The ball was too fast. Even if Green judged the direction correctly, his reaction was still half a beat too slow. By the time he fell to the ground to save, the ball had already entered the net.
Martin: "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL, Zhang Kuang! Zhang Kuang! He got a goal back for Manchester United! He made two consecutive changes of direction to avoid the defense, and scored with a low shot! This is... the value of a superstar!"
Rob: "Yes, this is a superstar. He stood up when the team was in the most difficult time and scored a goal that narrowed the gap.
Moreover, this goal is too difficult to score. Stopping the ball, changing direction, and shooting are all completed within two seconds. Da Costa and Hitzlsperger have no time to react."
He Wei commented excitedly on CCTV-5: "It's in, it's in, the ball is in, Zhang Kuang, Zhang Kuang, Zhang Kuang pulled it back!"
Da Costa and Hitzlsperger double-teamed, and a normal person would have lost the ball long ago. But Zhang Kuang used two changes of direction to tear apart the defense, and then scored with a low shot.
This is why Manchester United spent so much money to sign him, because he, Zhang Kuang, can carry the team in adversity and regain the confidence to win!
The climb up is always more moving than standing at the top. Even if they are still lagging behind, as long as their legs can still run, this team will always have the opportunity to rewrite the script.
This is football, how can you not love football? Even if two goals are behind, Zhang Kuang still helps the team find the light leading to the way forward in adversity."
Zhang Kuang did not rush to celebrate.
He ran to the visiting team's stand, shook his fist, and had a smile on his face.
Five thousand Manchester United fans burst into amazing cheers, and the red flag stood out among the blue and white sea.
The beautiful female fan in the camera was so excited that her eyes were red, and she was shouting something to Zhang Kuang.
"Wow, Zhang Kuang finally scored. The beautiful fans finally got their wish and were so excited. Tsk, at this moment I really want to transform into Zhang Kuang, because no man can withstand such a beautiful woman being so excited that tears come to her eyes because of him. This makes men jealous."
Martin·Tyler couldn't help but sigh.
Rob: "Now I have the urge to kill Chinese Zhang."
Martin: "No, how can you bear to break such a beautiful picture?"
Rooney rushed over, hugged his neck and shouted something, Zhang Kuang patted his back.
"Hold on! Don't lose the ball again, don't give your opponent a chance to rush into the penalty area." Ferguson shouted from the sidelines to the court, his face finally not so ugly.
MyScore The comment area of the graphic live broadcast room exploded:
"Don't do this, please, Zhang Kuang, seeing such a beautiful female fan burst into tears for you, I'm so fucking jealous, really, so jealous, fuck, why you? Not me?"
"Brothers, I can't stand it anymore. I have pressed my girlfriend in front of me. Really, only in this way will I feel better."
"I'm sorry, you have a girlfriend, what about me? Who should I choose?"
"Hold your cat in front of you."
"Fuck, I don't have interspecies interests."
"This woman is really beautiful. Does anyone have any information about her?"
"Go away you..."