Advancing through the first stage of the Asian qualifiers, three new teammates arrived at Manchester United
"Haha, it's interesting, it's interesting. It's said that Zhang Kuang ruined the jobs of colleagues. You still have the dignity to eat such a shameless meal, right?
If I hadn't checked out the high requirements of Xionghua Football, I would have sent my children to this school. Alas, I can only be envious."
"Xionghua Football School What are your high requirements?"
"You can find out just by looking it up. I heard it's very scientific. It's not about how many times you can hit the ball, how fast you can run, or how strong your body is. It seems to be about insight, ball feel, basic skills, psychological drive, physical athletic talent, etc.
Anyway, it is divided into several modules. The football director of Shenzhen Xionghua Football School was just hired from Real Madrid, who was the youth training director of Real Madrid."
"Holy shit, is this true or not? Is Real Madrid really poaching here?"
"Why are you lying to me? If you don't believe me, go check it out. The information on their website is open and transparent."
"Haha... It's Real Madrid, Zhang Kuang, this liar."
"You say he is a liar. What did he deceive the children? He does not charge tuition fees, does not enter into brokerage contracts with students, and does not need to send money. What did he deceive the students?"
"A clever liar always gives everyone a lot of advantages that seem easy to take advantage of. If you can't see what he's deceiving now, it will be too late if you fall for it later."
"Tsk, tsk, that makes sense. If you can't find a reason to smear it, are you starting to make up an unfounded one?"
"To be fair: Zhang Kuang is really destroying the industry ecology by doing this. If football schools no longer make money, then who will run football schools? If no one runs football schools anymore, then who will cultivate football talents?
Yes, Zhang Kuang, he can do it for free. He uses one of his endorsement fees a year to pay for the school's operating expenses, but what about other football schools? Where do the operating expenses come from?
We are now in a market economy. Don't engage in such things that go against the laws of economics. Building schools and hospitals are all about making money. If they don't make money, who will do it? Only when the capitalists make money will they give back to society.
Looking at Europe and the United States, we need to learn from others. Parents, if you want your children to pursue football, how can you do it without spending some money? Everything requires cost and investment. Football is also an investment. You know that when you invest in children, you need to see returns. Don't people want to see returns when they invest in football schools? "
"Haha, this kind of brainwashing is happening again? Why feed the capitalists first, and then the capitalists will give feedback to everyone? It makes me laugh. Does it mean that after feeding the wolves, the wolves will give feedback to the herders?
A wolf is a wolf. If you feed it this time, do you think it will do something for you? No, the wolf will think about how to eat your sheep next time. When it finishes eating your sheep, it will think about how to eat you.
People like you are a typical Mr. Dongguo and wolf, and you actually fantasize about letting the capitalists eat their fill and then feed back? We are engaged in marketization here and sold the water plant to the France company. You know that the first thing of this France company is not to think about how to improve the water quality and upgrade the equipment of the water plant, but to immediately think about raising the water price."
"You ultra-conservative ultra-leftists are hindering our progress. Marketization is the healthiest thing. Zhang Kuang is destroying marketization. His behavior must be stopped."
"Oh, it's just a football school, and it involves so much. The football school only recruits dozens of people per grade, and they don't sell to the country. There are so many domestic teams and the market is so big. What kind of interests are harmed to you? Is it going to kill you to see how excited you are?"
"Yes, since you emphasize marketization and diversification, why can you only allow your model to appear and not the Xionghua Football School model? It's a mule or a horse. Just compare them, isn't it?"
"..."
Zhang Kuang ignored all these disturbances and let public opinion debate on its own. He returned to the team's training camp.
Although he said in front of reporters that the first and second stages of the game were just a formality, the whole team still took it seriously.
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June 29, Hong Kong Stadium.
In the first round of the first stage of the 2014 Brazil World Cup Asia district qualifiers, China Hong Kong Team played against China Macau Team at home.
Before the game started, Zhang Kuang met Macau Team's captain Zhang Zheyuan in the player tunnel. The other party shook hands with him in advance, with an expression on his face that was both nervous and proud.
"Zhang Kuang, it's my honor to compete with you." the other party said.
Zhang Kuang shook hands with him and said, "It's an honor for me to compete with you. Don't let your guard down later."
Zhang Zheyuan: "Ah? How dare we let you off the hook? We don't have the qualifications to do so."
Zhang Kuang: "Don't say that. Football is round and anything can happen. Come on."
"Come on!"
The game became a one-sided slaughter from the first minute.
In the 8th minute, Zhang Kuang received a through pass from Cris Kang and carried two defenders with his back. The two defenders were stuck behind him like two pieces of plaster. But as soon as he turned around and accelerated, he threw them away by half a meter. He blasted a shot with his left foot from the penalty area line, and the ball hit the upper right corner like a cannonball.
1:0.
In the 23rd minute, Zhang Kuang was brought down at the edge of the penalty area and he took the free kick himself.
After running up, swinging his legs, and touching the ball, the ball drew a perfect arc around the wall and hit the upper left corner.
The goalkeeper didn't even have time to make a pounce.
2:0.
In the 41st minute, Zhang Kuang went down from the wing, passed two people and then passed back in an inverted triangle. Cris·Kang grabbed the point in front of the goal and pushed the goal.
3:0.
In the 52nd minute of the second half, Zhang Kuang stole the ball in the midfield. He rushed out from Busquets's position like a bolt of lightning, grabbing the ball before the opponent could catch it.
Then he ran all the way for fifty meters, passed two defensive players, shook the goalkeeper, and pushed the ball into the empty goal.
4:0.
In the 67th minute, Zheng Shaowei scored with a long shot from outside the penalty area.
5:0.
In the 79th minute, Zhang Kuang's shot was saved, and Li Weilian scored with a header.
6:0.
In stoppage time, Zhang Kuang assisted Cris·Kang to score another victory.
7:0.
When the final whistle blew, the '7-0' on the scoreboard did not sting the Macau fans. They still applauded in the stands, applauding the strong performance and applauding their own players.
In this kind of game, the media is not even interested in knowing the details. The most they can do is inform in the report that Hong Kong Team defeated Macau Team 7:0 at home.
Of course, they are not completely uninterested. Some media are still talking about one thing: Zhang Kuang was extremely crazy in Maldives for 10 days in early June, and then faced 4 women every day after returning to Hong Kong.
However, he still has to maintain the team's high-intensity training every day. In the game against China Macau, he played the entire game, scoring four goals and assisting one.
"Hey, this Zhang Kuang is really not a human being, he is a beast. How many normal men can be so crazy for a month? Not only is he crazy for a month, he can also play high-intensity football matches."
"Is he the strongest man in the world? Not even the Japan actor has such a strong ability, and I'm afraid the United States San Fernando Valley actor can't do it either."
"I want to spend a lot of money to hire Zhang Kuang to shoot a movie. How much do you think I can hire him to be the leading actor?"
"Go to hell, he earns a salary of 14 million euros a year, plus his advertising endorsements and other bonuses, he makes at least 30 million euros a year, and can earn more than 100,000 euros a day. Does he care about the salary of your leading actor?
How about you ask him for 3 million euros to see if he is willing? If it were me, 3 million euros wouldn't be able to move me. Unless it was 30 million euros, I might be tempted.
If you put yourself in their shoes, if someone asked you to do something that would kill you in society, and if you were offered a year's salary, you would be willing to do it, and I guess you wouldn't be willing to do it either."
"What if? What if the heroine is so charming that Zhang Kuang can star in it for free?"
"Fuck, you are playing a dream game. I thought you wanted to do it for real. Look at the more than twenty women exposed on the Internet. How many women do you think can make Zhang Kuang's heart beat to the point of playing the leading role for free?"
"Isn't this a just in case? Everything has a just in case."
"Go away, I am so stupid to talk to you about such idle things!"
"Haha..."
The second round on July 3rd, Macau plays away.
Troussier only allowed Zhang Kuang to play half the game. There is no need to win too much. There is no point in winning too much. Is there any difference between winning ten Macau and five?
The calculation method for national team points is P=M×I×T×C×100. None of the parameters M, I, T, and C are related to the number of goals scored on the field. Only wins and draws are calculated. A win is 3 points, a draw is 1 point, and a loss is 0.
It doesn't matter whether the victory is 3-2 or 3-0.
So, with China Hong Kong Team's current strength, he can easily beat China Macau Team. Does it matter how many goals he scores?
Just let Zhang Kuang play half-time. The head coach's care will make the players have a good impression of the head coach. Troussier still knows how to do this kind of opportunity to build a good impression of the head coach.
Although Zhang Kuang only played half of the game, he still scored two goals and assisted once in the half.
In the end, Macau Team lost 0-5 at home. In the two rounds, China Hong Kong Team faced China Macau Team with a total score of 12-0.
After the game, Macau Team players gathered around to ask Zhang Kuang to take photos and sign autographs. Someone also handed over a Macau Team jersey for him to sign.
Zhang Kuang signed it all.
Macau Local officials kindly invited him to visit Lisboa. He smiled and refused, "Next time, there will be a competition."
Hong Kong Team easily advanced through two rounds. The next round is the second round of the 2014 World Cup Asia district qualifiers. The opponent is to be determined.
The opponent came out one day later and it was Malaysia. The match time was the first round: 2011-07-23 China Hong Kong (home) vs. Malaysia. The second round: 2011-07-28 Malaysia (home) vs. China Hong Kong.
But Zhang Kuang no longer has time to train with the team because the training camp of Manchester United team has started. He originally returned to L'Équipe on June 27. Considering that Zhang Kuang returned to Hong Kong Team training camp, he was not allowed to return to the team.
Because Manchester United team's next summer training was arranged for Japan of Asia. Originally, China was wanted to be arranged, but Football Association of China from the mainland did not cooperate. They were unwilling to arrange for the team to warm up with team Manchester United.
Everyone knows what it means. Anyway, he has deep malice towards Zhang Kuang.
So in the end Manchester United had no choice but to choose Japan. He could still develop the Asia market brought by Zhang Kuang. When the time comes, Japan training camp, then playing a few warm-up matches with Japanese and Korean teams, and finally playing a warm-up match with the Hong Kong team. The purpose of this Asia training camp has been achieved.
On July 11, Zhang Kuang said goodbye to his teammates and female companions of Hong Kong and flew to Japan Osaka.
When he arrived at Kansai International Airport, there were about two hundred Japan fans waiting outside the exit. They held Japanese banners with 'Zhang Kuang', Manchester United 33 jersey, and photos of his UEFA Champions League goal in the final.
The moment I saw him coming out, the screams almost ripped off the roof of the terminal building.
Zhang Kuang is a little surprised.
He has been playing in Europe for so long. Although he knew that he was somewhat famous in Asia, he did not expect that Japan fans would be so enthusiastic.
He walked over and signed for nearly twenty minutes, with a smile always on his face. Someone handed him a jersey, and someone handed him a hand-drawn cartoon, which showed him standing on Wembley Stadium and lifting the trophy.
"Thank you." He said something in Japanese, which he still knew. In his last life, he watched so many Japan movies, and he still knew a few simple Japanese words.
For example, XXX, then XXX, etc.
The fans are even more crazy.
When we got on the pick-up car, Zhang Kuang didn't expect Rooney to come too.
"Hey, Little Fatty, oh, no, Wayne, why are you here?"
"What did you call me just now?" Rooney asked curiously.
"Little Fatty, China The nickname given to you by the fans is Little Fatty Rooney, which means slightly chubby. You are chubby and very cute."
"Yoshi, I like this name."
"Ah? What Japan words did you learn? You were also warmly welcomed by Japan fans?"
"I'm not so enthusiastic about you. Try South Korea next time. They should be more enthusiastic about you."
"Why? Why didn't I know?" Zhang Kuang was confused.
"Because... what's going on? Ask Park Ji-sung later. They... well, I don't know anything about you Asia anyway."
Zhang Kuang rolled his eyes.
"Since when did Old Park become so mysterious? By the way, you guys came yesterday. Did Old Park take you to have fun?"
"Hey... I'll tell you later, I'll tell you later..."
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J-GREEN Training Base is located in Osaka Prefecture Sakai City, with extremely complete facilities.
Five pieces of natural grass, 11 pieces of artificial grass, a home field with stands, a gym, a rehabilitation center, and even a hot spring recovery area.
Manchester United's summer training camp is held here. This place is really nice and the facilities are first-rate. Japan people have really spent a lot of money on football facilities.
When he arrived at the accommodation, he was assigned a room with Rooney. After putting his things away, he went to report to Ferguson.
The first time Ferguson saw Zhang Kuang, he shook his head speechlessly. Zhang Kuang didn't know what was going on.
"BOSS, what's wrong? Why do you see me shaking my head?"
Ferguson: "You lived a royal life with more than 20 women in Maldives? You don't care about your career at all? Do you want to retire young in football and be a short-lived existence?"
Zhang Kuang was speechless. He kept explaining this to outsiders, but couldn't explain it clearly. It was really confusing.
He can't tell everyone that this is how I became an immortal, right?
Zhang Kuang: "BOSS, maybe I am the special one? If you don't believe me, just look at my performance on the court and my reports after each test."
Ferguson waved his hand helplessly. "As long as you know what's going on, don't make such a big news and make it known to the whole world. You will lead some new people to bad things, and they will think they have your expertise."
Zhang Kuang: "I will pay attention to the impact. I have always been very secretive, but I can't stand the paparazzi taking photos."
Ferguson: "Okay, hurry up and get to know your three new teammates."
Zhang Kuang:"Okay."
Zhang Kuang met three new teammates.
The first one is, David·De Gea, the twenty-year-old goalkeeper Spain, who is tall and thin, with a face that has not grown yet, but his eyes show a calmness that belies his age.
This goalkeeper is very famous. Even if Zhang Kuang in another life didn't watch much football, he would have heard of Manchester United's quote, which is called "Tofu in the frontcourt, De Gea in the backcourt", which refers to the power of De Gea.
It's a pity that De Gea has served in Manchester United for 12 years and has won the Premier League championship once, UEFA Europa League Cup once, and several other cup championships that were not valuable enough.
What a good goalkeeper. It's a pity not to have a championship trophy.
Zhang Kuang walked over and patted him on the shoulder. "Hey, David! I heard that you are very powerful in Atlético Madrid?"
De Gea nodded shyly. "Zhang, hello, I will try my best to guard Manchester United's goal."
Zhang Kuang smiled, "I believe you can defend well, but if I shoot through your goal next time during training, don't cry."
De Gea also laughed, "I will rush out."
Zhang Kuang laughed loudly, "Van der Sar also said so, Čech, Neuer, Valdés, Hart, Reina, etc. They all said so, but there are not many goalkeepers who can save my ball. Come on."
De Gea:"Well, I will try my best."
Zhang Kuang: "Okay, practice hard, I will take you to win the championship together, Premier League's, UEFA Champions League's, FIFA Club World Cup's will all win."
De Gea:"Hey..."
The second newcomer, Phil·Jones.
Blackburn's central defender, Zhang Kuang had no contact with him last season, but this does not prevent him from being a first-class defender.
The nineteen-year-old England central defender is as strong as an ox and has a fierce look on his face that says, "I'll pounce on anyone who dares to mess with me."
Zhang Kuang patted him on the shoulder. "You seem to be more ruthless than Ferdinand. Will you two cooperate in defense in the future?"
Jones grinned. "I'm better at forward penetration."
"Then be careful not to get counterattacked by the opponent."
"No, if anyone dares to penetrate me, I will break his stretched out leg."
"Haha, okay, you just need to be so tough and domineering."
The third newcomer, Ashley Young.
The 26-year-old England winger just transferred from the Aston Villa.
The first time he saw Zhang Kuang, he said, "Zhang, I've watched your UEFA Champions League one-stop show a hundred times. Please teach me how to pull the ball with the sole of your foot to change direction."
Zhang Kuang nodded. "Okay, practice more after training, and I will teach you."
Manchester United also has a lot of people leaving the team, O'Shea went to Sunderland, Brown went to Blackburn, and Obertan returned to France.
What makes Zhang Kuang even more concerned is that Van der Sar has officially retired, and Scholes has also retired.
Then he suddenly remembered something like this: After Scholes retired, Ferguson found that there was no good midfielder available, so he called him back to make a comeback.
Then in the summer of 2012, Ferguson found a replacement for Scholes: Shinji Kagawa. Unfortunately, Japan couldn't gain a foothold in Manchester United. He stayed at Manchester United for two years and then returned to Borussia Dortmund.