Football: With Cheats Like These, Why Even Train?
Chapter 262

Finally Stiffened Up-Thanks, Bro!

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MyScore fan comment area:

"Ah, I just came from the comment area of Sky Sports. Some fans saw that Zhang Kuang was weak and called for sending people to blow up Zhang Kuang. Have we taken this job?"

"Holy shit, that's what happened. I said Zhang Kuang hasn't shot after so long. It turns out it's soft. Why is it soft?"

"I heard that Napoli used his ultimate move yesterday and used a beautiful woman to soften Zhang Kuang."

"This is a poisonous trick. Everyone knows that Zhang Kuang loves beautiful women and will fall in love with her."

"It's a pity that all the fans here are male. It's impossible to blow up Zhang Kuang."

"I can..."

"Hey, bearded brother, you still do this job?"

"That's all I'm interested in."

"For the odds of our brothers, thank you for your hard work, brother."

"..."

At the 24th minute, Giggs took the ball in the midfield, observed Rooney's movement on the right, and sent a precise diagonal pass.

Rooney stopped the ball with his chest on the right and passed Zúñiga.

He cut inside and dribbled the ball toward the top of the penalty area, attracting double-teams from Little Cannavaro and Aronica. About 20 meters on the right side of the penalty area, Rooney suddenly took off his left foot and shot into the far corner, and the ball drew a wonderful arc.

De Sanctis flew to save and touched the ball with his fingertips, but failed to change its trajectory. The ball hit the inside of the far post and bounced into the net.

The ball went in.

0:1

Martin·Tyler: "GOOOOOOOOOAL!!! Rooney!!! Brilliant long shot! Rooney shot into the far corner with his left foot on the right side of the penalty area!

The ball hit the far post and bounced into the net! De Sanctis touched it! But it couldn't be stopped! Manchester United led 1:0! Away goal!"

Gary·Neville: "This ball is so beautiful! Rooney shot with his left foot. He is a right-footed player, but he made a perfect arc with his left foot.

You see his running route, from receiving the ball to cutting inside to kicking off, every step is mobilizing Napoli's defense. Both Little Cannavaro and Aronica were attracted to him, and then he chose the far corner - the goalkeeper was completely deceived."

Martin·Tyler: "Rooney has learned Zhang Kuang's skills. He has made progress. Giggs's vision and passing accuracy, Rooney's stopping and shooting. Isn't this the trick Zhang Kuang has been using? Rooney has also learned it."

Gary·Neville: "Haha, isn't this a good thing? Now the opponent can't defend Zhang Kuang but can't defend Rooney. It will make the opponent tired of defending."

The comment area of MyScore live broadcast room exploded instantly:

"Rooney!!! Left foot waves the world!!!"

"Giggs's assist is perfect, but it's a pity that Giggs is old."

"1:0 away goal, perfect start!"

"De Sanctis hit it but still scored. This shot was too tricky."

"Napoli watched the attack take off and threatened Manchester United's goal several times, but failed to score a goal. However, Manchester United just made a random move and scored. How can this compare?"

"Friends, this is a wealthy club. Their finishing ability is several times that of ordinary clubs."

"Zhang Kuang hasn't shown off his power yet, now he's in trouble."

"..."

In the 28th minute, Hamšík responded. About 28 meters away from the goal, Inler hit the goal with heavy artillery.

Carrick flew forward and blocked the ball with his back, and the ball missed the left post.

Carrick was hit in the back and fell to the ground for about 30 seconds before getting up.

Martin·Tyler: "Inler's long shot! Carrick blocked it with his back! The force of this kick was too great, and Carrick fell to the ground... He needed a moment to slow down. The team doctor came in..."

Gary·Neville: "Inler's long-range shot is an important weapon for Napoli. If the ball is not blocked, De Gea may not be able to save it.

Carrick It is very important to block the shot hole this time. This is the responsibility of the midfielder. You don't have to steal, but you have to use your body to block the opponent's shot."

Martin·Tyler: "Carrick stood up and the game continued. This shows his hardness and willpower."

Manchester United fans in the comment area liked it one after another:

"Carrick tough guy! I might have gone straight to the hospital for this ball."

"Inler's leg strength is really scary, it hurts just looking at it."

"That's what midfield defense is like, Carrick did a great job."

"..."

In the 31st minute, Valencia intercepted the ball in the midfield and passed the ball directly, but Hernández made a clever pass.

Zhang Kuang jumped in at high speed from the left, cut through Campagnaro and broke into the penalty area, shooting from a small angle with his left foot into the near corner.

De Sanctis blocked the near post, corner kick.

Martin·Tyler: "Zhang Kuang! He rushed in! Shot from a small angle! De Sanctis blocked it! The power of the ball was too great, but the goalkeeper stood well and blocked the near corner!"

Gary·Neville:"Zhang Kuang is finally starting to show off his power."

In the 33rd minute, Giggs took a corner kick from the right. Ferdinand beat Aronica with a header that missed the right post.

Martin·Tyler: "Ferdinand header! Missed! Manchester United's corner kick is a great threat. Giggs and Rooney are both taking corner kicks, and their landing points are very accurate."

Gary·Neville: "Ferdinand's header should be more aggressive. He headed it too right. If Zhang Kuang had headed this ball, it would definitely have gone in."

Martin: "Hmm, are you worried about Zhang Kuang's condition today?"

Neville:"Maybe..."

In the 35th minute, Lavezzi took the ball from the left, passed Smalling first, then passed Carrick, cut into the penalty area and shot low with his right foot into the near corner.

De Gea fell to the ground and saved with his fingertips, corner kick.

Martin·Tyler: "Lavezzi! Beautiful! After passing two people, he shot! De Gea saved again! The goalkeeper's performance in this game was amazing!"

Neville: "Smalling was passed again. Lavezzi's technique is too delicate, and his ability to change direction in a small space is world-class."

But De Gea hit the ground too fast. Lavezzi thought the near corner was stable, but De Gea still stretched out his hand and touched the ball."

MyScore Comment area:

"De Gea cheated today!"

"Smalling was passed through a sieve..."

"Lavezzi is really handsome, but his shooting is a bit off."

"This is also called handsome? So what does Zhang Kuang mean?"

"No, I still like this kind of furry one. I like the fluffy one."

"Uh..."

In the 37th minute, the corner kick was taken out by Ferdinand. After Carrick got the ball, he immediately passed the ball to Zhang Kuang.

Zhang Kuang successfully countered offside and broke into the penalty area with one knife.

Facing the attacking De Sanctis, Zhang Kuang pushed into the far corner.

De Sanctis fell to the ground and stretched out his legs to block.

Martin: "Zhang Kuang's single shot... was saved! De Sanctis! Oh my god! This is the biggest chance in this game!

Carrick's pass passed through the entire Napoli defense, and Zhang Kuang succeeded in countering offside... But De Sanctis was already there when he shot! Zhang Kuang There is something wrong today, it shouldn't be!"

Neville: "Zhang Kuang's shot choice... He pushed into the far corner, but the goalkeeper had predicted it in advance. If he had taken a lob or hit the near corner... But this is football, you can't score every time.

But look at Zhang Kuang's reaction - he knelt on the ground and held his head, then stood up and applauded. He was not depressed, he was cheering himself up."

MyScore Comment area:

"What kind of plane are you doing? Zhang Kuang didn't score this goal? Zhang Kuang, who is as stable as an old dog and has a high goal conversion rate, didn't even score a goal like this?"

"It's over, it's over, it's over... The lottery tickets I bought today are going to be lost. Zhang Kuang is really going to overturn today."

"Ah, is it true that there is no perfect person? Even someone as strong as Zhang Kuang has stalled?"

"De Sanctis is cheating. He can save this ball."

"Zhang Kuang's regretful expression makes me feel bad."

"Haha, Zhang Kuang, Zhang Kuang, you can't even score a goal like this, it makes you crazy, makes you jump..."

"..."

In the 40th minute, Maggio forcibly overtook Evra and then made a pass. Cavani beat Evans with a header that went over the crossbar.

Cavani slapped the ground with both hands, very annoyed.

Martin: "Cavani headed the ball! It was too high! He wanted to score too much. If the ball was pressed down, it would be difficult for De Gea to save it. Cavani was very dissatisfied with his performance."

Neville: "Cavani is a world-class striker, but he hasn't found the target yet today. He pushed the ball too quickly. He should first observe the goalkeeper's position before deciding on the direction."

In the 41st minute, Giggs pulled Hamšík in the midfield, preventing a quick counterattack by Napoli. Rizzoli blew the whistle and showed Giggs a yellow card.

He Wei: "Giggs received a yellow card. This is a necessary tactical foul. If Hamšík rushes forward, Manchester United's defense will be in danger.

But as the captain on the field today, Giggs needs to be careful, if he gets another yellow card he will be sent off."

Zhang Lu: "This foul was smart and the position was very safe. It would not have resulted in a penalty kick, but it prevented a fatal counterattack.

This is experience. However, Giggs has a heavy defensive task in this game. He played in the left midfield today and needs to cover a large area."

In the 42nd minute, Rooney cut in from the right and crossed the top of the arc. Valencia shot the ball and missed the left post by about two meters.

Martin: "Valencia's long shot! Missed! But Manchester United's offensive became more and more intensive, and Napoli's possession of the ball in the midfield was continuously compressed."

Neville: "Valencia performed very well on both offense and defense in this game. Although he missed the long-range shot just now, this rhythm of constant pressure will gradually collapse Napoli's defense."

In the 44th minute, Napoli's corner kick attack failed, and Ferdinand headed the ball out of the penalty area.

Valencia won the midfield battle with Džemaili, and the header went to Carrick.

Carrick passed the ball directly to the left without stopping. Zhang Kuang took the ball and rushed out like a rocket on fire.

Lesser Calavaro and Inler, who had been defending him, before they could react, Zhang Kuang rushed out far away, so they had no choice but to chase after him.

Campagnaro and Aronica immediately formed a front line of interception and defense, but Zhang Kuang gave them no chance to step forward and defend. Zhang Kuang suddenly took a violent long shot when he dribbled the ball near the penalty area.

The ball drew a beautiful arc like a cannonball and hit the upper right corner of the Napoli goal.

Goalkeeper De Sanctis jumped up. He tried his best to pounce on the ball, but he was still just a little short.

The ball went in.

0:2!

He Wei: "It's in, it's in, it's in, the ball is in, Zhang Kuang finally scored. I missed two good opportunities by mistake before, but now I finally scored."

Zhang Lu: "Haha, I just said, how could Zhang Kuang not score a goal? He just broke out a little late today, he is still very stable."

Martin: "GOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!! Zhang Kuang!!! Violent long shot!!! Oh my god! The power of this ball is too great!

De Sanctis didn't react at all and pounced, it was impossible to pounce! The ball hit the post and bounced into the net! Manchester United led 2:0! Zhang Kuang is still the same Zhang Kuang!"

Neville: "It only took three seconds from receiving the ball to kicking the ball in, and 0.85 seconds from kicking to kicking the ball in. It was so fast, so fast that Napoli's defensive players didn't even react.

This is Zhang Kuang, this is the number one shooter in the world. His real power is speed, violence, and high scoring rate. I can't stop him, I really can't stop him."

Martin: "Yes, his single sword didn't hit just now, but he was a little careless. Zhang Kuang's shooting skills are quite stable."

Zhang Kuang ran towards the corner kick after scoring the goal and did his signature celebration with his hands down.

Rooney and Hernández rushed up to him at the same time and knocked him down.

MyScore live broadcast room comment area:

"Thank God, thank earth, thank Zhang Kuang for finally scoring! There are only two more to go."

"Zhang Kuang!!! Violent aesthetics!!!"

"What is the speed of this ball? 120 kilometers per hour? 140 kilometers per hour?"

"2:0! Two goals ahead in the away game! Manchester United is stable!"

"Zhang Kuang!!!!! Oh my god!!!"

"It's over. Napoli It's really over. This monster has awakened."

"Haha, which big brother blew up Zhang Kuang? Thank you, your ventriloquism is really awesome, brother, I admire you!"

"Ah? There is such a powerful big brother?"

"Pfft, haha... you are going to laugh me to death!"

"..."

In the 46th minute, Hamšík took a free kick in the frontcourt. Campagnaro jumped high into the crowd and headed the ball over the crossbar.

Martin·Tyler: "Campagnaro header! High! The last chance before half-time! Napoli failed to seize it."

Gary·Neville: "The first half is over. 2:0, Manchester United leads away from home. Napoli played well, but Manchester United's efficiency was too high. If Zhang Kuang's single shot had not been blocked, it would have scored three goals. This is a typical performance of a championship team."

Martin: "Okay, come back after the commercial."

Both teams returned to the locker room, and the fans at the scene began to relax. Some Napoli extreme fans began to curse.

Of course, some fans were screaming because someone was stealing their wallets, and yes, some people also lost their mobile phones.

Ah, Italy's thief is so rampant.

Then a female thief was caught by three big men. The three big men vowed to punish the female thief severely, and then dragged her into the toilet...

Someone discovered that these four people did not come out until the second half kicked off.

--

CCTV halftime commentary.

He Wei: "At halftime, Manchester United led Napoli 2:0 in the away game thanks to Rooney's world wave and Zhang Kuang's violent long-range shot. Director Zhang, what do you think of this half?"

Zhang Lu: "Manchester United played very maturely. They were not overwhelmed by Napoli's momentum in the away game, but solved the game through efficient offense.

Rooney's world wave was very exciting, and Zhang Kuang's long-range shot completely changed the direction of the game. There was almost no suspense about the outcome of the game.

If the first half ends with 1:0, Napoli still has a chance. But with 2:0, they have to attack in the second half, and attacking means more space for Zhang Kuang and Rooney."

He Wei:"What's the problem with Napoli?"

Zhang Lu: "The wing of the three-back system was open. After Maggio and Zúñiga pressed on, the space behind him was used twice by Manchester United.

The first time was Rooney's world-famous goal after cutting in, and the second time was Zhang Kuang's long shot. The two ribs were blown out, which shows that the three-back system may be effective for a league like Serie A that relies more on center attack, but facing a team like Manchester United with two of the strongest wings in the world, this is a loophole that is infinitely magnified."

He Wei: "Well, Director Zhang's analysis is still so to the point. Next, Director Zhang will help us analyze it technically."

Zhang Lu: "From the technical statistics of the first half, Napoli still has the advantage, with a ball possession rate of 56% vs. 44%, 8 shots vs. 7 shots, and 4 corner kicks vs. 2..."

FanZone Forum Half time discussion:

"Manchester United only had 44% of the ball in the first half, one less shot, and two less corner kicks, but led 2:0. This is efficiency."

"Napoli has a high ball possession rate but it's of no use. He just plays in the backcourt. The data is good, but the conversion is not good."

"Zhang Kuang's long shot made the whole Saint Paul quiet. It was so cool."

"Manchester United came back with two more in the second half, ending the suspense early at 4:0."

"Don't worry, the knockout round is two rounds, 2:0 in the away game is already perfect."

"Zhang Kuang averages two goals per game, and there is still one goal missing."

"Hat trick arranged!"

"No objection, arrangement!"

"Zhang Kuang was a little distracted in the first half. Ferguson should put a hair dryer in midfield to wake him up."

"Haha, you can have this, I think it's good."

"Ferguson brand hair dryer, you deserve it."

"..."

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