Football: With Cheats Like These, Why Even Train?
Chapter 291

Was Manchester United still this unlucky?

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"China people are really hypocritical. This is Camp Nou's culture. We even threw pig heads back then, so what? This is fan culture."

"Oh, this is the fan culture. From now on, whenever Barcelona goes to an away game, the home fans will throw bananas, pig heads, and shit at the Barcelona players, is that okay? Since this is the Barcelona fan culture, I believe the Barcelona players must accept these behaviors, right?"

"That's not okay. We Camp Nou can do this, but you can't. This is our culture, not your culture."

"Oh, don't you think like a gangster? It means you can humiliate others, but others can't humiliate you? Who are you? God? Are you so superior?"

"Tsk, Barcelona is hopeless. This is destroying Barcelona's character. In the future, fewer and fewer people will like Barcelona, until Barcelona becomes a club that everyone hates."

"I'm starting to hate it now. Ever since they cheated Fàbregas back, I don't have a good impression of this club at all."

"Yes, they bribe the referees, act bad on the court, perform, and make small moves constantly. They can make small moves on the opponent's players such as twisting, pinching, stepping on them, etc. But before the opponent touches them, they jump up and fall down, and then roll around, forcing the referee to give a penalty in their favor. It is really a club of villains."

"Yes, Barcelona's behavior is disgusting. They claim that they play beautiful football and happy football, and then ask UEFA and FIFA to change the rules and reduce physical confrontation on the court, because their 'beautiful football' rots like shit under physical confrontation."

"Ah? Is Barcelona really that bad? You bad guys who throw dirty water, aren't it just Barcelona's players who threw a banana to Zhang Kuang? As for Barcelona being so bad?"

"Black Barcelona? Come on, tell me what one thing was not done by Barcelona?"

"Then you have to count it like this. There is no clean club in the world. These are all legal means, just some means to win."

"Haha, yes, others are violating the rules and discriminating against you. You are treating others this way as a means of compliance. You know double standards."

"I really can't stand it anymore. It's just a game of football. How about making Barcelona so black?"

"..."

There's a lot of noise online, but it's also very lively in reality.

In this way, the match between Barcelona and Manchester United started with huge boos.

Every time the camera shows Zhang Kuang, Camp Nou will burst into deafening boos.

Martin said in the studio, "This is Camp Nou. Zhang Kuang will face the most hostility of his career tonight. But he doesn't seem to care at all."

Neville: "Zhang Kuang, the more you boo him, the more energetic he becomes. Barcelona fans may regret their choice today."

Martin: "Okay, let's take a look at the starting lineups of both sides. Manchester United's lineup today is still 4-3-3..."

After Martin finished introducing the starters of both sides, the game reached the third minute of the game.

In the 3rd minute, Iniesta passed through the middle, Messi shot low with his left foot from the top of the penalty area, De Gea fell to the ground and confiscated it. Barcelona's first attack tested the Manchester United goalkeeper.

Martin: "Today's Barcelona was very efficient. In the third minute, they already had a shot. Messi's shot was very threatening, but De Gea was very focused."

Neville: "Barcelona entered the state at the beginning. Their passing and control rhythm was very fast. Maybe they wanted to score early and equalize the total score."

In the 5th minute, Carrick knocked down Xavi in the midfield. Manchester United paid closer attention to Xavi. After Zhang Chi talked to Ferguson in the first round, Ferguson strengthened this point in the tactical arrangement.

So just now in order to steal the ball from Xavi, Carrick tackled him directly. Referee Stark gave Carrick a verbal warning but did not give a card because Carrick tackled the ball first.

But there were huge boos in the audience, and many Barcelona fans were there cursing.

"Rude United Kingdom guy!"

"United Kingdom guy who destroyed beautiful football!"

"United Kingdom guy with rough skills!"

"..."

Neville: "Although Carrick tackled the ball first, the tackle was not small. Stark only gave a verbal warning. If it was La Liga, this might have been a yellow card."

Martin: "Haha, I know, the referee is biased towards Barcelona, and La Liga uses referees to limit the physical confrontation in the league and improve the competition of foot skills, but this Premier League is not suitable. So, in La Liga, it may be a foul that can be given a card, but UEFA Champions League, this is nothing."

In the 7th minute, Xavi got the ball again. After being warned, Carrick did not dare to move too much for fear of getting a card, and wanted to block Xavi.

But if you don't work hard physically and technically, Carrick is no match for Xavi. Xavi easily got rid of Carrick's blocking position, and then he made a pass through the middle.

This pass directly penetrated Manchester United's defense. Messi got the ball in the penalty area. Then he took off with a small step and shot low with his left foot from the top of the arc in the penalty area. The ball flew into the far corner.

De Gea is beyond our reach.

Barcelona 1-0 Manchester United.

The fans in the audience cheered excitedly.

Martin: "GOAL! Messi opened the scoring! Xavi's through ball, Messi's left-footed low shot from the top of the penalty area, and the ball flew into the far corner! This is a typical Barcelona-style goal.

De Gea has no choice but to watch the ball go into the net! 1-0! Barcelona leads! The total score is 2-4! Barcelona still needs two more goals!"

Neville: "Barcelona's routine goes back and forth like this, and then Messi completes the final blow. Many teams from La Liga and UEFA Champions League cannot stop their cooperation. Manchester United has to find a way to stifle their style of play."

He Wei: "The ball went in, Messi's goal! We have seen this kind of goal repeated countless times in Barcelona in recent years. This is the essence of the so-called Barcelona-style pass-and-control football."

Zhang Lu: "Hey, Manchester United's defense made a mistake on this ball. Xavi's through ball was too comfortable. Carrick didn't dare to make any moves. At this time, we can't give Xavi a chance to pass through.

Moreover, when Messi was receiving the ball, the Manchester United players around him did not make good use of their bodies. Manchester United's defensive players should use their physical advantages to prevent Messi from shooting so easily in the confrontation.

This is Barcelona's passing control. If you give them a little space, they can create a threat. Manchester United can't make any more mistakes."

Not only Zhang Lu saw the problem, but Ferguson also saw it. He rarely complained about Ferdinand and Evans on the sidelines, complaining that they were too soft just now, like two pussies.

Then he sprayed Carrick to make him harder.

In the 14th minute, Manchester United's throw-in allowed Manchester United to get the ball back. Evra threw a throw-in from the backcourt. Ashley Young did not stop the ball and directly passed it forward.

Zhang Kuang started immediately, and Busquets was so frightened that he immediately tried to pull Zhang Kuang, but where could he pull Zhang Kuang? Zhang Kuang dribbled the ball forward, facing the defense Alves After 's interception, he cut inside. Before Piqué and Mascherano could block the shooting route, Zhang Kuang shot a long shot with his right foot from 25 yards, and Valdés flew over and lifted the ball over the crossbar.

The home fans booed loudly and then gave Valdés a warm applause!

Martin: "Zhang Kuang, long shot...Valdés... Ah, it's a pity, Zhang Kuang's long shot is very threatening, but Valdés's save is even more brilliant. This is the ability of a world-class goalkeeper."

Neville: "It doesn't matter, he can hit one of Zhang Kuang's shots, but he can't hit the second one. Zhang Kuang's shot is invincible."

In the next corner kick, after Ashley Young took the corner kick, Zhang Kuang overpowered Piqué and Mascherano took off, but he was violently pulled directly by Piqué. Zhang Kuang's backhand was a back elbow, and Piqué fell to the ground with a loud sound.

At this time, the ball flew to the back point. Rooney jumped up and hit the ball, but unfortunately it missed a little and missed the goal.

There was another huge boo from the audience!

But Piqué was lying on the ground rolling. At this time, Barcelona's players gathered around and pointed at Zhang Kuang. The referee immediately ran over.

Zhang Kuang: "Mr. referee, you'd better watch the slow-motion replay to see who committed the foul. This guy first violently pulled me, and then pretended to fall to the ground and get injured. For a player who loves to make fake moves, do you really want to let him use performances to cover up his fouls?"

Piqué: "Referee, it was obvious that he hit my chest with his back elbow. He was using violence and wanted to commit murder?"

Zhang Kuang: "I murder? I want to murder you. You will lie in bed for three years and your career will be scrapped. Do you believe it or not? Do you think everyone is like you and likes to do these unsavory little tricks?"

Piqué:"Asshole, you threatened me."

Zhang Kuang: "Threat? Do I need to threaten you? How about we two challenge each other after the game? Do you dare? You have no ability, you just like to play tricks. What, you think you are very powerful?"

Referee: "Okay, I saw everything just now clearly, and I also saw the replay on the big screen. Piqué, please pay attention to your actions. I'm warning you once. If you do this kind of violent pulling again, I will take out a card from you."

Piqué:"But he elbowed me..."

Referee: "I'm sorry, I didn't see Zhang elbowing you as you said. Do you have any evidence?"

Piqué:"I have..."

Piqué lifted up his clothes to show his chest, but there wasn't even a red mark on his chest, it was white and clean.

Zhang Kuang: "Oh, you're fair and white, you wouldn't say that I elbowed your chest and turned it white, right?"

Referee: "Piqué, if you keep messing around, I'm going to take out the cards."

Piqué: "I, you, no, he really pushed me..."

The referee immediately made a move to pull out the cards. Xavi immediately persuaded the referee and asked his teammates to pull Piqué away.

In the end, the referee still did not give Piqué a card. Zhang Kuang shook his head. It seemed that this referee had also accepted a bribe from Barcelona.

The game resumed, Piqué stared at Zhang Kuang fiercely.

Zhang Kuang came close to him and said in a voice that could only be heard by Piqué: "If you play tricks again, I will directly step on your legs and ruin your career. If you don't believe me, try it."

Piqué: "Referee, he threatened me and said he would step on my legs and kill me."

Zhang Kuang spread his hands innocently to the referee, and then pointed to the big screen. The big screen showed Zhang Kuang just standing next to Piqué, and just glared at Piqué without opening his mouth to speak.

The referee immediately became angry and warned Piqué who was stunned and in disbelief, "This is my second warning, Piqué, if you do it again, I will take out the card."

And Piqué was dumbfounded. Zhang Kuang had obviously just spoken to him, but why did the screen show that he didn't open his mouth? This, this, what's going on?

Could it be that he knows witchcraft?

At this moment Xavi ran over and patted Piqué who was in a daze, and then said to him, "Okay, compete with your heart and put your mind at ease."

Piqué subconsciously ran towards his familiar position with his head in a daze. As the referee's whistle sounded, the game continued.

In the 19th minute, Manchester United miraculously stole the ball from Barcelona. When Carrick was facing Xavi who was holding the ball and hesitated whether to violently grab the ball, Ashley Young suddenly scooped the ball away with a sliding tackle. Both Carrick and Xavi were stunned.

When the two were in a daze, Ashley Young passed the ball directly to Zhang Kuang without thinking. Zhang Kuang received Ashley Young's pass for the second time. He gave Ashley Young a thumbs up before catching the ball.

Then he first used his speed to beat Alves, then faced the defense of Piqué and Mascherano, Stepovers swung away from the angle twice in a row, and then dribbled the ball into the penalty area.

The fans at the scene booed so loudly that they almost opened the roof.

The second time he faced Valdés, he came directly with a Pendulum, left, right, left, left... Valdés was shaken until the fourth time he fell!

Then Zhang Kuang passed Valdés directly, and before Mascherano's sliding tackle came, he kicked the ball into the empty goal.

The ball went in.

1:1!

The total score becomes 2-5.

Camp Nou's boos instantly turned into dead silence.

Zhang Kuang ran towards the corner flag area and made the "shut up" gesture.

This action detonated the stands again, but this time, the security personnel were on standby and no debris flew down.

Martin's voice roared, "GOOOOOOOOOOOAL! Zhang Kuang! It's Zhang Kuang again! He passed Alves, passed Piqué and Mascherano, passed Valdés!

1-1! Manchester United equalized the score! The total score is 2-5! Barcelona still needs three goals! This is Zhang Kuang! This is the strength of the world's number one shooter!"

Neville: "Zhang Kuang's extraordinary ability is already unique in the world. It is so strong. His skills at his feet are becoming more and more gorgeous and delicate.

Even if it is a top defense like Barcelona, he can still pass it in one go, even the goalkeeper. Especially the technique of Pendulum is as simple as Stepovers at his feet, which is really amazing."

He Wei: "In, in, in, the ball is in, Zhang Kuang! One-stop! He passed Alves, passed Piqué and Mascherano, passed Valdés! 1-1! Manchester United equalized the score! The total score is 2-5! Barcelona must score four goals to make a comeback. A 5:5 equalizer is just a draw!"

Zhang Lu: "Hey, this ball is so beautiful. Zhang Kuang shot past four people, and finally pushed the shot into the empty net. Maradona once or twice passed five people in a row and was called the King of Football. So what does Zhang Kuang's shot past four or five people in many consecutive games count? King of Football PLUS?"

He Wei: "Haha, Director Zhang really knows how to evaluate..."

After Zhang Kuang scored, the fans on the bench of Ferguson and Manchester United celebrated together.

In the stands, Bayern Munich coach Jupp·Heynckes shook his head. Even his assistant coach Peter Hermann was holding his head in disbelief.

The reason why the two of them are here is because they will compete with Real Madrid and Bernabéu on the 25th to decide another finals spot, so today we will take a look at the future finals opponents in advance.

In the past, they only watched Zhang Kuang score various goals on TV. It was not until they saw this perverted goal live that they thought it was too scary.

"Sir..." Peter Hermann wanted to say something, but Heynckes waved his hand.

Heynckes: "Don't think too much, let's go through the Real Madrid level first. Look over there, Mourinho is bigger than us."

The place where Heynckes looked was exactly where Mourinho was. At this time, Mourinho did not examine the appearance of his opponent, but applauded crazily like a fan for Zhang Kuang's wonderful goal.

Heynckes was a little confused at first, but he figured it out immediately.

A famous coach like Mourinho may have the opportunity to coach players like Zhang Kuang in the future, so...

This doesn't look like he's looking at his opponent; he's clearly looking at his future players.

Heynckes sighed, it's a pity that he is old.

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After Zhang Kuang scored, Guardiola quickly told his disciples what to do, shouting "secret words" and gesturing to the players on the field from time to time.

Barcelona controlled the ball tightly this time and did not give Manchester United the ball at all. He kept falling on the court, even if Manchester United's players were running around to grab the ball.

Of course, they will avoid one area, which is the area where Zhang Kuang is located. They don't dare to play pass control around Zhang Kuang. If they are snatched away by Zhang Kuang, they will be in big trouble.

In the 28th minute, Iniesta passed the ball from the middle to Xavi. At this time, Messi immediately started running. Kali was about to collide with Xavi. As a result, Xavi suddenly shot a long shot from outside the penalty area, which caught Manchester United's defensive player off guard.

It's not that they didn't know that Xavi would shoot directly, but Xavi rarely shot directly. He had always been an assister, so he didn't do much to prevent Xavi from shooting. Xavi's shooting skills can only be said to be average, but he was lucky enough to hit Evans and hit the ball into the net.

After Xavi scored, the fans cheered enthusiastically, but Xavi did not celebrate. Instead, he ran into the goal, picked up the ball and ran quickly to the midline.

Barcelona 2-1 Manchester United.

The total score became 3-5.

Martin: "GOAL! Xavi! Iniesta's pass was so comfortable. Xavi took a long shot from outside the penalty area. The ball hit Evans and hit the line into the net!

De Gea has absolutely no choice! 2-1! Barcelona takes the lead again! The total score is 3-5! Barcelona still needs two more goals!"

Neville: "Xavi is a ball that involves a lot of luck, but luck is also a part of strength. Although we thought it would be difficult to get to Camp Nou, we didn't expect it to be so difficult."

He Wei: "The ball went in. Xavi's shot hit Evans and went into the net! 2-1! Barcelona took the lead again! Total score 3-5! The ball hit Evans and went into the net. De Gea had no choice at all!"

Zhang Lu: "Hey, this ball Manchester United's luck is really bad. This kind of bad luck has happened two games in a row. This is not a good thing.

Xavi's long shot originally had no threat, but the ball hit Evans and changed the line. This also happened in the last round when Manchester United played against Everton."

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