Sitting at Home, Blame Fell from the Sky! Melo: Brazil Lost Because Zhang Kuang Used Witchcraft

After the release meeting, Jonathan took Zhang Kuang to his new home in Manchester.

A villa located in Cheshire, with a garden, swimming pool, and gym. The appearance of the villa is a typical British style, with red brick walls, white window frames, and pointed roofs. There are several trees with unknown names planted in the garden.

The monthly rent is £15,000.

Zhang Kuang turned around, stood in the garden for a while, looked at the gym twice, and finally stood in front of the floor-to-ceiling window of the master bedroom, looking at the sky outside.

The sky in Manchester is gray and the clouds are very low, as if it is going to rain at any time. It is completely different from the bright sunshine in Paris.

"How is it?" Jonathan asked.

"It's pretty good." Zhang Kuang said, "It's bigger than Paris's villa."

"Where's the car? What car do you want?"

"Whatever, as long as you can open it."

Jonathan handed him a car key. "I'll find you a Mercedes-Benz G63 first, white. Drive it and have a look. If you don't like it, change it."

Zhang Kuang took the key and weighed it in his hand. "Okay, that's it."

But next, Zhang Kuang did not stay with Manchester.

Manchester United's training will not start until July 12th, and he will have to wait for World Cup to finish. He has nothing to do now that he is staying at Manchester. He can't go to the training base to train, right? That will kill him.

It is impossible to train, and it is impossible to train deliberately in this life. He just wants to go back to Paris now. Those women are good-looking and speak nicely. Isn't it better than staying here?

So he replied Paris.

He continued to stay at home and hang out with those women every day.

France Study-Abroad Squad, Four Voluptuous Rich Women, Hengbart newly introduced girls Eastern Europe - they come in turns, sometimes one changes a day, sometimes several come a day.

It's just that the media on that day and the next day were already full of news about him. Even sports reporters from as far away as South Africa saw it, and the stars also saw it.

"Manchester United officially signed super star Zhang Kuang"

"Why choose Manchester United? Zhang Kuang: I only choose championship teams. Most giants have ambitions but no strength, those with strength have no ambition, and those with both strength and ambition have chaotic management."

"Zhang Kuang: I don't have the Son Emperor Meng'er Sameng, I won't support Cristiano Ronaldo Messi and push their butts"

"Zhang Kuang: I don't choose numbers 7, 9, 10, and 11 because I am a China person. I don't have gangster genes, I don't grab numbers, and my strength doesn't need to be proven by the number of jerseys I wear."

"Zhang Kuang: Who is stronger between me and Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo? You will know after comparing"

"Zhang Kuang: I analyze the strength of World Cup based on strength. I cannot predict the future. My appearance and skin color are not the illegitimate son of a high-ranking official FIFA."

"..."

As soon as these news came out, almost all employees and fans in the football world were shocked. Especially his remarks that he would not support Cristiano Ronaldo Messi without Erhuang Meng and Ersa Meng, and helped them push their butts, shocked everyone.

"Fake, this China guy is so crazy. Isn't this too disrespectful to others?"

"If you know his name, you will know why he is so crazy, because his name is Kuang."

"He wants to be on par with Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo? Is he a little too young?"

"This is so disgusting to say. If you don't push Cristiano Ronaldo and Messi's butts, are you now assisting Cristiano Ronaldo and Messi just to push their butts? It's so disgusting."

"You see clearly, it's a metaphor. It's like a beautiful woman in front of you. You can do it yourself, but you are asked to push others' butts. It means that capable people are restricted and put in a position they shouldn't be."

"I don't like this person. Really, Barcelona is the dream place for all players. Why doesn't he have a Barcelona dream?"

"Ah? Well, I'm a Real Madrid fan. Although Chinese Zhang said he doesn't have the dream of being an emperor, I don't think there's anything wrong with that. After all, everyone has their own preferences. It's normal that he doesn't have that kind of dream to pursue for Real Madrid. Why do you Barcelona fans have to ask players to have the dream of being an emperor?"

"Because Barcelona is the ultimate dream place for all players. There are only players that Barcelona does not want. There is no player who does not dream of coming to Barcelona."

"I... vomit, vomit, vomit..."

"A person who is not worthy of carrying Messi's shoes will always refuse to make shoes for Messi. Are you worthy? You are really shameless."

"Although Chinese Zhang learned a lot from Cristiano Ronaldo's header, it's really not as good as one of Cristiano Ronaldo's legs. Really, don't take advantage of Cristiano Ronaldo's popularity."

"Disgusting yellow-skinned monkey, get out!"

"Am I the only one who thinks he is so domineering? Anyone who is not a fan of Real Madrid or Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo will like Chinese Zhang's magnanimity."

"Yes, Chinese Zhang spoke my mind. I think Real Madrid Barcelona is just that. Why are so many players unable to resist the temptation of Real Madrid and Barcelona? Why? Because they tell good stories?"

"That is, in terms of performance, Real Madrid has 9 times and UEFA Champions League is relatively better, but I also have 7 AC Milan. It doesn't matter if he Real Madrid says he is awesome, why should UEFA Champions League with Barcelona have 3 seats? Is it the ultimate dream to build yourself into a player who is as good as Real Madrid?"

"Hey, don't say it, it's really like this. I really don't know what's happened to the media these years. They keep blowing Barcelona. What on earth are they blowing?"

"They are boasting about their gorgeous skills, and then force the defenders not to engage in physical confrontation with people with gorgeous skills. A forward can't even fight physically, so why should he play as a forward? Go home and sell potatoes."

"That's the most unfair thing about Ronaldo. His skills are so gorgeous, but his legs were smashed by those defenders. If he were replaced by the forwards like Barcelona, he probably wouldn't be able to score a single goal."

"I think Chinese Zhang is very good. His skills may not be as gorgeous as Messi Cristiano Ronaldo, but his goals are very powerful, and his celebrations are also very violent and powerful. This is the kind of manly momentum that should be seen on the court."

"Yes, I also support Chinese Zhang. If we compete with Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo, it's not necessarily who will win."

"..."

At this time, Cristiano Ronaldo, who was preparing to go on vacation to appease his national team's loss, saw relevant reports and comments from netizens online at Portugal's home. He frowned and became a little angry.

What kind of cats and dogs are there to take advantage of his traffic?

The China people in his impression are not so crazy. Why is this China player so crazy? How could Ferguson fall in love with him? Can Ferguson tolerate such a crazy player in the team?

I originally wanted to ask Manchester United's old teammates about this Chinese Zhang, but after thinking about it, if Chinese Zhang knew that I was asking about him, then...

Forget it, forget it.

Damn it, he was so angry when he thought about World Cup losing to Spain by one goal yesterday. It was all his teammates' fault, otherwise he would never have lost to Spain.

Those damn pass-and-control tactics are really annoying. We must find a way to break their pass-and-control play, and then go to Barcelona's home court to humiliate them severely.

At this time, Argentina National Team, who was preparing for the war at South Africa, was furious after seeing the news on the Internet.

"It's this damn China guy again. He said before that we would fall in the quarterfinals, but now he's yin and yang Messi. He's really a clown."

"That is, don't let me meet him next time. If I meet him, I have to let him experience the art of football called Argentina."

"This guy just relies on his physical strength to score goals in a rampant manner. He has no skills at all, and he is not gorgeous at all. His basic skills are very poor. How can he still be fooled by this Messi? What a clown."

"Yes..."

And Messi was practicing quietly there, looking very honest, but in fact there was a hint of sinisterness flashing in his eyes.

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"Ah, when did China people become so crazy? Aren't China people very reserved? Ah, they don't know how to be humble at all, it's embarrassing."

"That's right, it's really embarrassing for Asia people."

"Why did he lose face to Asia, and they told him not to match Messi Cristiano Ronaldo, and you are so unhappy?"

"But, what did he say about helping others push their butts."

"That's just a metaphor, a metaphor, a metaphor, do you understand?"

"Bah, the metaphor is really vulgar."

"..."

July 2nd.

Brazil played against Netherlands. The game was quite exciting. Originally, Brazil played very well and took the lead in the 10th minute. Moreover, the situation on the field was not bad. There were many fans and commentators during the midfield, as well as technical analysts who believed that Brazil was stable.

Some people even say that Chinese Zhang's prediction is about to fail.

As a result, the second half lasted less than ten minutes. In the 53rd minute, Brazil gave Netherlands a big gift, and Melo scored an own goal for himself.

Then the situation of the game began to tilt towards Netherlands Team. In the 68th minute, Sneijder shook his head in front of Brazil's penalty area and went ahead 2:1.

Then Brazil Team, who had poor tactical discipline, began to collapse. In the 73rd minute, Melo, who scored an own goal, directly tackled Robben and then stepped on Robben. Then he was sent off with a red card, and it became a 10-man challenge.

In the end, Brazil Team lost to Netherlands 1:2, really falling in the quarterfinals.

Fans watching the game, the media, and betting companies immediately thought of Chinese Zhang's prediction, and Brazil's prediction of not being able to reach the quarterfinals.

This time it really became metaphysical.

The key is that after the game, Melo of Brazil Team knew that he had ruined the entire Brazil Team by himself. He was worried that he would be shot by the gangsters of Brazil, so he said something even more shocking when facing the media:

"Yes, starting from the 53rd minute, I felt like I was being controlled. It seemed like I was being witchcrafted. I scored an own goal and then received a red card. I'm sorry Brazil, I'm a sinner.

However, I might really have been bewitched, and I was completely out of control for those twenty minutes. I have never been like this before."

Reporter: "You said you were bewitched, but who was bewitched you? Why would others be bewitched you?"

Melo: "I don't know who it is... maybe, ah, I think about it, it might be the Chinese Zhang who is very smart recently. He predicted that Brazil Team would stop in the quarterfinals, but we took the lead in the first half, so in order to ensure that his prediction was accurate, he cast a witchcraft.

Yes, it must be him, it must be him, otherwise it wouldn't be such a coincidence, I'm sure it was him who cast witchcraft."

"..."

When Zhang Kuang received a call from Jonathan and found out about this, he was completely stunned.

When people sit at home, pots come from heaven?

Damn it, he is even more unjust than Benzema now, why did he take the blame? How could he, a person who never went to South Africa, perform witchcraft thousands of miles away?

"*\u0026\u0026...%￥#@!~"

Zhang Kuang has a thousand words, but he couldn't express it accurately in any language. He instantly realized what it was like to be Dou E.

"Zhang, the key now is that you have to stand up and clarify. You must speak up, otherwise people will mistakenly think this is true." Jonathan advised.

"Ah? No way. Will fans believe such nonsense? Witchcraft, this is too ridiculous. How can there be witchcraft in this world?"

Zhang Kuang asked rhetorically.

"Nonsense? How could it be nonsense? Zhang, maybe you don't know that two-thirds of the people in the world believe in God, and nearly half of them believe in God. They even believe in God. Do you think they don't believe in witchcraft in this world?"

"This,*\u0026^^^^%￥#@!"

Zhang Kuang's head exploded in an instant. Damn it, I met a group of people who believe in ghosts and gods. What should I do now?

"Zhang, please clarify, hurry up. Also, don't talk nonsense in front of the media in the future. You will really get into trouble."

"Clarify? How can I prove that I don't know witchcraft? How do you ask me to clarify?"

This is the craziest thing about Zhang Kuang. Proving his own innocence is a skill he has never possessed. How can he prove his innocence?