Wen Zhao grabbed Pei Zeyan was wandering around aimlessly. "Where are you going?"
"I need to pee!" Pei Zeyan pointed in a random direction.
Wen Zhao glanced in the direction Pei Zeyan was pointing. "..."
Pei Zeyan was pointing in the direction outside the film set, where a row of paparazzi and paparazzi were waiting.
If Pei Zeyan were allowed to go that way, the hashtag Pei Zeyan would immediately appear as the top trending topic.
"I'll take you there, don't wander off." Wen Zhao she couldn't pull Pei Zeyan away, Wen Zhao had no choice but to wrap her arms around Pei Zeyan's entire body, as if hugging him from behind, and then push him toward the bathroom.
Upon reaching the restroom entrance, Pei Zeyan stopped, staring blankly at the two signs on the door with his drunken eyes.
He stretched out his hand, as if selecting troops between two signs, and finally his finger landed on the women's restroom sign. He chuckled, "This one looks better, let's go to this one!"
Wen Zhao: "???"
"What? This is the women's restroom." Wen Zhao struggled to get the person into the men's restroom. "This is the men's restroom!"
"Oh." Pei Zeyan obediently responded and began to take off his pants.
Wen Zhao: "..."
I'm really... drunk...
Just as Wen Zhao was about to turn away from Pei Zeyan, Pei Zeyan grabbed her arm.
"I peed!" Pei Zeyan blurted out drunkenly.
Wen Zhao's lips curled slightly.
There's no need to report to him!
After urinating, Pei Zeyan nudged Wen Zhao's arm again.
Wen Zhao glanced at Pei Zeyan, puzzled.
Pei Zeyan pointed to his penis and asked Wen Zhao, "Look, isn't it big!"
Wen Zhao: "???"
"Tell me, is it big or not?" Wen Zhao didn't speak, Pei Zeyan asked again.
Wen Zhao: "..."
Wen Zhao was speechless, his lips twitching twice. "Put your pants back on!"
Not getting the answer he wanted, Pei Zeyan refused to give up and insisted on asking again, "Is it big or not?"
Wen Zhao practically forced out a single word through gritted teeth. "Big!"
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Having gotten the answer he wanted, Pei Zeyan finally put on his pants with satisfaction.
Wen Zhao: "...???"
What's wrong with this?
Is this what happens when you're drunk?
Although I felt very helpless, I was still worried that the person might lose their balance, so I pulled them into my arms again.
*
When Assistant Yangyang returned with the items, she discovered that Pei Zeyan was gone, and she felt as if the sky had fallen.
She searched the entire film set with a tearful face, but everyone she asked said they hadn't seen him.
She didn't know anyone else in the crew, only Wen Zhao's assistant, Jiangjiang.
" Jiangjiang!" Yangyang ran to Jiangjiang, crying, and asked, "Have you seen Brother Zeyan? I just went to get something and he disappeared when I came back. I've looked everywhere and I can't find him."
"Don't panic, he's with Brother Zhao. He's drunk, and Brother Zhao was worried something might happen to him, so he took him home first," Jiangjiang said.
Hearing this, Yangyang finally felt relieved and breathed a sigh of relief.
" Jiangjiang, Brother Zhao is working so hard! Even though he doesn't have any scenes to film tonight, he still comes to the set to discuss tomorrow's scenes with the director," Yangyang exclaimed. "No wonder he's so popular!"
Jiangjiang let out a cold laugh.
Oh.
That scoundrel.
Whether he came to discuss the play or for someone else, she wouldn't say.
*
Pei Zeyan never expected that after drinking half a bottle of baijiu, he would get drunk and even black out.
He only vaguely remembered that Wen Zhao had brought him back.
I don't remember anything else.
The next day, after arriving at the film set, Pei Zeyan asked Wen Zhao, "I didn't do anything while I was drunk yesterday, did I?"
Wen Zhao lifted his eyelids, Pei Zeyan a deep look, and said, "Are you referring to your insistence on going to the women's restroom, or your insistence on me praising how big your penis is?"
Pei Zeyan: "???"