"I..." Pei Zeyan opened his mouth, wanting to be defiant, but he really couldn't muster the courage. "The director said I was in good shape after drinking yesterday, so he wants me to have a drink today too."
Hearing this, Wen Zhao's smile deepened. "Well, good luck then."
Pei Zeyan: "???"
"Don't think I can't tell you're being sarcastic." Pei Zeyan, a hint of arrogance in his voice. "Let me tell you, I definitely won't be like yesterday today! Don't even think about making fun of me for being drunk again!"
"Okay, sure." Wen Zhao nodded, a slight smile playing on her lips, and said as always, "Then good luck!"
Pei Zeyan: "!!!"
I'm so annoyed!
(`_´)ゞ
But there's no way to refute it.
Pei Zeyan could only leave the RV filled with resentment.
Wen Zhao took a nap in the RV.
I slept until four in the morning.
He was awakened by a noise outside; someone was banging loudly on the door of his RV.
As soon as the car door opened, they saw a drunken Pei Zeyan standing outside the RV, swaying unsteadily, his eyes half-closed, his cheeks flushed with intoxication.
"Shh!"
Upon seeing Wen Zhao, Pei Zeyan put his finger to his lips and shushed her, saying mysteriously, "I'm telling you, you absolutely mustn't tell Wen Zhao... I... just went to the bathroom by myself... I went by myself..."
He waved his hand, saying, "I didn't go to the women's restroom."
Wen Zhao was amused, but tried hard to control her expression, struggling to suppress her laughter. "Oh, so?"
"I didn't even ask how big my brother was," Pei Zeyan, then added, "Anyway, he's definitely big!"
Wen Zhao: "???"
no...
What exactly is wrong?
Why are you so fixated on this?
Wen Zhao sighed helplessly and nodded, "Yes, yes, you're right!"
"Alright, don't stand outside, come in." Wen Zhao said, pulling Pei Zeyan into the RV.
After helping Pei Zeyan Pei Zeyan down, he poured him a glass of honey water that he had prepared beforehand.
"Drinking it will make you feel better."
"Hmm..." Pei Zeyan frowned, bringing his nose close to sniff. "What is this?"
Before Wen Zhao could answer, Pei Zeyan answered his own question.
He chuckled, "I know, that's my pee."
Wen Zhao: "???"
Wen Zhao's pupils dilated; he was quite shocked.
this...
How did you come to that connection?
Wen Zhao stared at the honey water in her hand in silence for several seconds.
Perhaps he added too much honey, which is why it looks somewhat cloudy and yellowish?
That association is quite ingenious.
But why is it that... I always have this problem with peeing when I'm drunk?
Pei Zeyan pushed the cup towards Wen Zhao Wen Zhao and said generously, "You drink first."
Wen Zhao: "???"
While humility is a good thing, something just feels off.
Pei Zeyan mistook this for his urine, and then... made him drink it first?
Wen Zhao felt she could no longer look directly at the glass of honey water in her hand.
Wen Zhao frown and look extremely troubled, Pei Zeyan instantly transformed into a top salesman, launching into a recommendation. "This is boy's urine, extremely nutritious!"
Wen Zhao: "???"
Holy crap, boy's urine is incredibly nutritious!
Wen Zhao speechlessly brought the cup to Pei Zeyan's lips, "You drink it yourself! Stop talking nonsense! Just drink it!"
"Oh." Pei Zeyan obediently responded and finished the glass of honey water with his eyes closed.
Wen Zhao smiled and asked, "Is it good?"
Pei Zeyan obediently, his eyes smiling like crescent moons, "It's delicious. Sweet."