Pei Zeyan: "???"
Reciprocity?
You are quite polite, aren't you?
He sent Wen Zhao an emoji of abs, and Wen Zhao replied with a picture of real abs.
I feel like I got the best deal no matter how I look at it.
Feeling like he'd gotten a great deal, Pei Zeyan saved the photo with a big smile.
This will be his leverage over Wen Zhao from now on!
Pei Zeyan stared at Wen Zhao's abs for a long time before walking to the mirror, lifting up his shirt, and looking at his own abs in the mirror.
I used to be quite satisfied with my abs, but now I just can't stand looking at them.
Are all people in the same industry this greedy?
no!
He's going to start working out seriously from today onwards, and he needs to get his abs even better!
We can't let ourselves be outdone.
Pei Zeyan a sense of crisis instantly, quickly put his phone aside, and started doing push-ups.
After doing 100 push-ups in one go, he collapsed on the ground, panting heavily.
The phone suddenly rang at that moment.
It's a WeChat voice call.
It was a call from a " Happiness Expert ".
Pei Zeyan didn't think much of it and answered the call immediately.
After saying "Hey," he started breathing heavily again.
Unexpectedly, after a long silence, the other party said, "Sorry to bother you," and then hung up the voice call.
Pei Zeyan: "????"
What does that mean?
He hung up the phone without saying anything?
Did I make a mistake?
Pei Zeyan frowned, finding it strange. He opened WeChat and found many unread messages from the " Happiness Expert ".
[ Happiness Expert: How did it go? Did you send it to him?]
[ Happiness Expert: What did he reply to you?]
[ Happiness Expert: If you don't know how to reply to him, you can send it to me, and I'll teach you how.]
[ Happiness Expert: What he replies to you is very important; it determines what strategy to use next.]
[ Happiness Expert: Hello? Where is everyone?]
[ Happiness Expert: Hello? Hello? Where is everyone? What's going on?]
I guess it was because he hadn't replied to my messages that I made him a voice call.
He hung up after only a couple of sentences.
Pei Zeyan quickly replied with a message.
[ Pei Zeyan: Sent it. He replied with a picture of his own abs, saying it was a return gift.]
[ Happiness Expert: You're... done? So quickly?]
[ Pei Zeyan:????]
[ Pei Zeyan: What else? How much longer will this take?]
Pei Zeyan found the question to be inexplicable and strange.
It's just sending a message, how long will it take?
It'll only take a few minutes.
[ Happiness Expert: (pouting) This... won't take long?]
[ Happiness Expert: I didn't expect you to develop so rapidly; it seems this strategy was correct.]
Pei Zeyan looked at the message and found it strange, but he couldn't quite put his finger on what was wrong.
Is this progress... fast?
Was he surprised that Wen Zhao sent him a picture of his abs?
Too...
He truly hadn't expected Wen Zhao to respond like that.
It seems that spending 1888 was indeed worthwhile.
Just as I was about to send a message praising this " Happiness Expert," another message from the expert arrived.
[ Happiness Expert: Although progress is good, but... don't you think there's something wrong with it?]
Pei Zeyan: "???"
What's wrong?
What's the problem?
[ Pei Zeyan: What do you mean? Is there a problem?]
[ Happiness Expert: The issue of duration...]
Pei Zeyan: "???"
[ Happiness Expert: However, it's not a big problem; it can be solved.]
Pei Zeyan: "???"
Duration issue?
Is there a problem with the duration?
What does that mean?
Pei Zeyan was completely bewildered and had no idea what the other person was talking about.
But he soon understood.
Because the " Happiness Expert " sent him an advertisement image.
The label reads: Traditional Chinese medicine formula, a secret recipe passed down for millennia. Rapid and remarkable effects, noticeable results in thirty minutes. Enhanced hardness, say goodbye to erectile dysfunction. A global bestseller, the choice of millions of men! Not 9999, but only 999!
The moment Pei Zeyan saw the advertisement image, his brain went blank for several seconds.
Ah, this...
??????
[ Pei Zeyan: No... what do you mean by that?]
[ Happiness Expert: Oh, don't be embarrassed, I understand, many men have this problem.]
[ Happiness Expert: This medicine is very effective. Three boxes constitute one course of treatment. Since you're a regular customer, I'll give you a 20% discount.]
Pei Zeyan: "???"
Why does this sound so familiar?
[ Pei Zeyan: Wait a minute... I suddenly remembered something. Didn't you say you could give me a 5% discount? But I transferred 1888 to you, and you didn't refund me!]
As a result, Pei Zeyan received a transfer of 94.4 from the " Happiness Expert ".
[ Happiness Expert: Absolutely honest! Truly honest!]
Pei Zeyan: "..."
[ Happiness Expert: Should you buy it? I suggest trying one course of treatment first. If you like it, you can buy it again!]
[ Pei Zeyan: No... who needs this thing? What nonsense are you spouting? Who do you think you are?]
[ Happiness Expert: Don't get angry, don't get angry. I know most men can't accept this. How about this, I'll send you a box first, let your partner try it, and if it works, then come back to me.]
[ Happiness Expert: Give me your address, and I'll send it to you.]
Pei Zeyan: "???"
[ Pei Zeyan: Where would I get a boyfriend?]
[ Happiness Expert: You must be joking! Didn't you and your partner just make things really fast? You've already made love, haven't you?]
Pei Zeyan: "???"
No... wait a minute...
His mind was a bit muddled; he needed to sort it out first...
Pei Zeyan seemed to finally realize that something was wrong.
So, the expert just gave him a voice message because he thought he was talking to Wen Zhao at that time...??????
ha?
No... isn't this a bit of a misunderstanding?
Pei Zeyan was furious!
It's one thing to misunderstand, but to actually think he wasn't long enough to be mocked?
Whom are you insulting? Whom are you looking down on?
[ Pei Zeyan: How many times do I have to tell you! I'm straight! Straight! Straight! I don't like men!]
[ Happiness Expert: Huh? So you're transferring money to me so I can teach you how to woo him?]
[ Pei Zeyan:????? Is that what I meant?]
[ Happiness Expert: Aren't you one?]
[ Pei Zeyan: So you are...??]
[ Happiness Expert: I'm teaching you how to woo him!]
Pei Zeyan:...
He's really... a total idiot!
[ Happiness Expert: You're not asking for a refund, are you? We've already accepted the service, you can't just give a refund!]
Pei Zeyan: "..."
[ Pei Zeyan: Thank you, you can leave now!]
After sending the message, Pei Zeyan threw his phone aside, looking utterly hopeless, and collapsed to the ground, lying there like a corpse.
He... followed Wen Zhao...