Chen Liqing feigned surprise. "Wancheng is actually first! Then without further ado, let's draw. Is everyone ready?"
[Pick me, pick me! This faithful girl vows to eat both meat and vegetables for the rest of her life.]
The instant Chen Liqing called stop, a name turned red.
"Congratulations to 'Spring Passes, Autumn Comes, Books Grow Scarcer.'"
At that moment, a girl let out an earth-shattering monkey screech in her room.
Chen Liqing said, "What would 'Spring Passes, Autumn Comes, Books Grow Scarcer' like to ask?"
Gu Wancheng blinked, nervously picking at his pants.
[Spring Passes, Autumn Comes, Books Grow Scarcer: I want to know how big Chengcheng's husband is! (Not his age!)]
Everyone: Meow meow meow?
Everyone present instantly lost the ability to speak. They stared at the question in shock, then stiffly turned toward the person who was about to answer.
Gu Wancheng immediately wanted to hold his head and sob. Boohoo.jpg. Someone save me.
[Wait... sis... you... well done!]
[Are we allowed to ask that? Little face all yellow.jpg]
[Hehehe, leave it to you well-read people. You really know what to ask.]
Inside, Gu Wancheng frantically bit his little handkerchief and whimpered. How would I know? I've never used it.
Chen Liqing: "..." He had already given his word.
So he looked at Gu Wancheng, who wished he could find a hole to crawl into. "Wancheng..."
[Director Chen said it himself! No lying.]
[Let me hear how Chengcheng's sex life is going! Little face all yellow.jpg]
Gu Wancheng squirmed in his seat, pressing his lips together as his fingers kept weaving together and brushing against one another.
Although he had never used it, that brief glimpse back then had still shocked him. His face instantly flushed red.
His eyelashes trembled as he said, "I... don't know."
[Oh? Really? I don't believe you.]
[One look at how red Chengcheng's face is tells you it must be something special. I'm a little yellow flower.jpg]
Chen Liqing hurriedly said, "Viewer, Wancheng has already answered."
[Spring Passes, Autumn Comes, Books Grow Scarcer: All right, I'll accept that answer.]
Actually, Spring Passes, Autumn Comes, Books Grow Scarcer wasn't very willing to let him off. After all, Gu Wancheng looked positively delectable when he was shy. As expected of her online wife. Lick lick lick.jpg.
Gu Wancheng breathed a sigh of relief. Thank goodness she didn't keep hounding me. What was that about? Asking that kind of question? Seriously...
Chen Liqing wiped the cold sweat from his forehead. "All right, let's hurry on to the next person. But from now on, no questions like that that could have a negative influence."
[Utterly disappointed.]
[Negative influence? What negative influence? Angry.jpg]
"All right, congratulations to this viewer named 'Strawberry Music Festival.' What would you like to ask?"
Some time passed without any response.
Chen Liqing was so nervous his toes couldn't help curling against the floor. Just as he was announcing that this viewer had forfeited the opportunity, a response finally came.
[Strawberry Music Festival: Chengcheng, is your husband handsome?]
Gu Wancheng's heart leaped into his throat when he saw the first few words, then relaxed once he read the whole sentence. Thank goodness. Nothing difficult to answer.
[??? I've already taken my pants off, and that's all you're asking?]
[If only that chance had gone to me. Finding loopholes is my specialty. Crying rivers.jpg]
[Sis, that question had zero skill to it. Little yellow flower has wilted.jpg]
[You're always bullying Chengcheng. Unlike me, I care about Chengcheng the most. Covering face.jpg] Strawberry Music Festival quietly posted amid the viewers' barrage of condemnation.
[!!! Well, well, turns out you're a green tea.]
[Smile.jpg. What fine tea.]
[Your sisters tucked you into their pockets, and you kicked your sisters into a ditch. Smile.jpg]
[! Then what was all our desperate strategizing for you worth?! Shocked face.jpg]
In contrast to the wails in the bullet comments, Gu Wancheng beamed and said cheerfully, "Very handsome. I had my eye on him at first sight."
As soon as he finished, he lowered his head in embarrassment again. He didn't know whether Bo Yizhou was watching. The thought that he might be made him so embarrassed he could have dug out an entire Fairy Castle with his toes.
Everyone: "Wow~"
[Wow~]
[I had my eye on him at first sight~]
[I'll down this bowl of dog food first as a toast.]
Meanwhile, two topics shot up the trending searches.
'Is your husband big?'
'Gu Wancheng: I had my eye on him at first sight.'
Seeing the first topic, netizens who didn't know the truth clicked with lecherous expressions, only to... ⊙.☉ That's it?
Xu Xiashi sat beside Gu Wancheng and nudged him with her elbow.
Gu Wancheng turned in confusion, only to see Xu Xiashi waggling her eyebrows at him.
Gu Wancheng: ...
Chen Liqing said, "That question is done. Next."
"Congratulations to 'Cold-Dressed Bitter Melon' on winning a chance to ask a question."
[Cold-Dressed Bitter Melon: What kind of lines do gorillas hate most?]
Gu Wancheng: Oh!
Everyone: ( Ꙭ)
[Are you testing our Chengcheng?]
[Well played.]
Gu Wancheng froze for a second, then immediately said, "Gorillas hate parallel lines most, because parallel lines never intersect-no 'xiangjiao,' which also sounds like 'bananas.'"
With that, he raised his head proudly. "I've seen that one before."
[He actually answered it.]
[Chengcheng is so cute. Shy.jpg]
Jian Yue squeezed his little ball and said excitedly, "Well done! Hurry, hurry, hurry, it's my turn."
Chen Liqing said, "All right, all three questions have been answered. Who's second?"
"Me, me, me!" Jian Yue looked utterly impatient.
Chen Liqing said with a straight face, "All right, next up is our Teacher Jian."
"Congratulations to 'My CP Will Never Have a Bad Ending.' Do you have anything you'd like to ask?"
[My CP Will Never Have a Bad Ending: Brother Jian, what kind of person do you like?]
[Nice, right to the point. Applause.jpg]
Jian Yue considered it carefully. "That one's stumped me. I don't know what kind of person I like either. If I had to say..."
Chu Yi'an quietly pricked up his ears and pressed his fingers hard inside his pocket.
"I like someone who's good at cooking, because I can't cook and I'm very lazy."
After hearing that, the corners of Chu Yi'an's mouth curved up slightly.
Gu Wancheng's eyesight was excellent. Happy again, bro.
[Got it. Jian Yue likes someone who's good at cooking. Brother Chu is good at cooking. Therefore, Brother Jian likes Brother Chu. Nodding.jpg]
[Exactly!]
[Wait, is there something off about them?]
[We don't talk to people with bad eyesight.]
[Got it. Brother Jian likes a virtuous wife and loving mother.]
[Isn't my Brother Chu domestic enough? Cat refuses to accept this.jpg]
"Okay, next."
[Youyou Is the Dumbest: Brother Jian, what do you think of Chu Yi'an?]
The first thing Jian Yue noticed was her username. He narrowed his eyes, thoroughly displeased.
Chu Yi'an's breath caught. His lips pressed tightly together, and he felt a little anticipation for Jian Yue's assessment.
For a fleeting moment, Jian Yue's expression turned unnatural, then immediately returned to normal.
Looking at that question, his brows and eyes shifted slightly. "Him..."
Chu Yi'an tensed.
"He's great."
At that, Chu Yi'an relaxed. As long as he thinks I'm good. He turned his face slightly to look at Jian Yue, whose expression was still as breezy and unruffled as ever.
[Did you hear that? Jian Yue thinks he's great.]
[Now I can rest easy.]
They could ship them without worry now.
"Last question. Hurry and present it."
[Peppa Pig: Brother Jian, is your other half's gender a hard requirement?]
Jian Yue blinked. "Gender isn't a hard requirement. Species is."
Chu Yi'an smiled again. Tongtong watched her somewhat strange older brother and scratched her head.
Gu Wancheng: Happy again, bro.